It’s about two weeks before Christmas and we’re still running the AC at work. Maybe Florida will have a White Christmas this year. ‘Ya think?
The students at the colleges in the area are heading home for winter break, leaving behind a completely unforeseen problem. They’re leaving boxes of animals at clinics and shelters, with notes attached asking that “somebody” take care of the cats and dogs and find them homes because they’re “going home and can’t take care of them any more.” My God, talk about irresponsibility.
Did you all hear about the 11-year-old Weston, Massachusetts, boy who saved his dog from a red-tailed hawk? The little boy was walking his 5-month-old Dachshund pup when the hawk swooped down, grabbed the puppy, and began trying to make a meal of him. The boy fought off the hawk and the pup, some stitches notwithstanding, is okay. That is one brave little boy.
What flavor ice cream are you? This was a pretty good quiz – I think the flavor I got is pretty dead on. See how you do.
|Your Icecream Flavour is...Neopolitan!|
|You aren't satisfied with just one flavor. They say variety is the spice of life and this shines through in your Ice cream of choice! Just don't eat all the chocolate and leave the strawberry and vanilla behind!|
Find out at Go Quiz
We have Words Gone Wild with which to play Twisted Linguistics today. Thank you, Roxan.
flat as apncake
lasty movie I liked
Yoiur wanted to take his wife Ani out to celebrate their aniaversary. They decided to go to the movies, so he asked her what film she wanted to see.
“The lasty movie I liked,” said Ani, “was – none of them. I don’t like movies, you idiot. Some hot aniaversary date you are.”
“You’re not so hot, either,” Yoiur parried, just a wee bit testy himselkf. “You hate movies, you hate music, and you haven’t cooked since 1958 so how it is that you stay as wide as you are tall is beyond me. Oh, and your fiet are huge and yoiur head is as flat as apncake. You are a total conterfiet.”
Uh-oh. Ani raced to the phone and got them booked on the next Dr. Phil show. Yoiur never saw that one coming.