He's a rebel and he'll never ever be understood,
And just because he doesn't do what everybody else does...
("He's A Rebel," written by Gene Pitney, recorded by The Crystals)
In the midnight hour,
She cried more, more, more,
With a rebel yell,
She cried more, more, more.
("Rebel Yell," Billy Idol)
So, why am I talking about rebels today? Beats me. Except that I heard both of those songs today, and I love them both. They, as well as David Bowie singing "Rebel, Rebel," remind me that I've always been a little bit of a rebel -- with or without a cause. I thought for sure the quiz I took today would reflect something of the rebellious side of me, but nope. It fooled me. I didn't lie on it, either.
|Your Attitude is Better than 55% of the Population|
You have a positive attitude... somtimes. You prefer to see the world through clear glasses, not rose colored ones.
These guys aren't fooling anybody, either. Even in their bad wigs and bandanas over their faces, they're immediately recognizable as that dastardly Twisted Linguistics gang.
arer - A reference to the rarified air o'er there. Or, the bark of a really puny dog.
elitivly - Oh, the possibilities. E-literature, anyone? It's sure to elicit some deep conversation if you elect to do it; just don't do it illicitly.
centarl - When a new century comes in with a snarl. Or, the place just south of Alpha Centauri.
Pernial - Written permission to issue a denial.
recipricating - Getting back in line to sip the apricot wine. Or, giving someone with a really bad staph infection another dose of Cipro.
pasicaly - Basically, the philosophy of an extremely passive person.
venition blinds - Ventilated blinds made on Venus. Or, a warning about the consequences of eating tainted deer meat.
retreta - When one trets and trets, over and over again, and wants to get a long horn and sing it from a mountaintop.
notes reday - When one notices that the same day has started all over again.
contruction - The type of traction provided by the tires on a construction truck.
gratuotous - From the Pig-Latin, loosely translated as, "Great you are to us."
fleat - Brand name of a colon cleansing product used in the treatment of the heartbreak of Phinominoplogy. We apologize if this is your dinner hour.