Thursday, November 30, 2006

Blonde Ruminations From a Non-Blonde


Ah, you fake just like a woman, yes, you do,
You make love just like a woman, yes, you do,
Then you ache just like a woman,
But you break just like a little girl.

From "Just Like A Woman," Bob Dylan, the Blonde on Blonde album -- which was a class act.

At the other end of the spectrum, sleazy blondes hit the Bimbos Trifecta this week -- Pam on the skids with Kid, and Paris and Britney, best friends forever (this week, anyway). (*Note to Britney: Please -- put your drawers on before leaving home.) Naturally, this huge news leads me to wonder -- how sexy (or not) are all of us? Do we dare to find out? Lest the burning question keep us awake at night, let us then take this quiz and -- ta-da -- appease our curiosity.


You Are 28% Nerdy

You're a little nerdy, but no one would ever call you a nerd.
You sometimes get into nerdy things, but only after they've become a part of mainstream culture.


Your pal and mine, Roxan, tracked down these desperate Words Gone Bad today. She knew that by this time of the day, we'd be bored to tears and looking for something to do. Defining some Twisted Linguistics works as well as anything else to wake one up. I guess.

enetr - I wonder if this derives from that Fleat thing? I'm not wondering that much, though. I think that, rather, it may refer to a shorthand term for people addicted to e-mail and the Internet.

whern - A female worm that whines.

deterermed - An insidious plot to prevent the practice of ER medicine.

beguins - A type of waltz favored by penguins.

futiure - Decorating with couture futons.

foir ever - A new fiction genre which promises to be bigger than noir.

11 comments:

Roxan said...

Not very nerdy only 16%
Perhaps I need to awaken my inner nerd. LOL

Serena Joy said...

Ah, geez. I'm nerdier than you are -- and this is one contest I didn't want to win. LOL.

On the plus side, I don't think either of us is nerdy, per se. We just "do stuff" once it's become mainstream. Whatever that means. :)

RexZeitgiest said...

You Are 36% Nerdy

You're a little nerdy, but no one would ever call you a nerd.
You sometimes get into nerdy things, but only after they've become a part of mainstream culture.

A WIN FOR THE NERD SQUAD!

RexZeitgiest said...

I have a pic of 'Paris' doing the exact same thing Brittany was 'caught' doing....Mirror images, except Hilton was exiting the drivers side......Cell phone in hand, leg up, no undies....


Can you say, photo op? I know you can.....

Serena Joy said...

36% Nerdy

Oh, goody! You're nerdier than I am. LOL.

I have a pic of 'Paris' doing the exact same thing Brittany was 'caught' doing....Mirror images, except Hilton was exiting the drivers side......Cell phone in hand, leg up, no undies....

Can you say, photo op? I know you can...


Undies -- never leave home without 'em. Commando has a time and a place -- that time is not exiting cars with cameras stuck up your skirt. :)

Hale McKay said...

Beguins - LOL.

Good stuff as usual.

Serena Joy said...

Thanks, Mike.:)

Kanrei said...

I am really embarrassed now with my score...

56%
You may be a bit surprised with this score, but your more of a closet nerd than an actual nerd.
Stop denying your inner nerd! You're truly dorkier than you think.

Steve G said...

I'n 29 percent nerdy, but not sure what the other 80 percent is.

Kanrei said...

YAY! I am offically the geekiest person here. Yay? I mean damnit!

Serena Joy said...

I guess we are officially a Society of Nerds, then. And unless somebody scores higher, Kan gets to be our leader. :)