Thursday, October 12, 2006

"Blood-curdling..." -- Part 14


"Perhaps," Devorah said. "But first, I have heard of the disappearance of that hairy jackass, Chauve Ane Dedman. What do you know of that?"

"I know what became of him," Haggis grudgingly admitted.

"Yes?" Devorah prompted.

"Fine!" Haggis snorted. "If you must know, he displeased me. He was unchivalrous, ungallant, and unfaithful, so I made a meal of him."

"Oh, Haggis, you ate him?!"

"Devie, Devie, Devie. Do you have a problem with that?"

"Not unless he gave you some digestive distress. 'Tis your belly, after all."

"Indeed," Haggis said. "Look, are you going to help me or not?"

"I will consider your request. And what will you give me in return? And do not tell me your soul," said Devorah the Sorceress, "for I know you haven't one."

13 comments:

Steve G said...

Not unless he gave you some digestive distress. I love this. Gave me a good laugh.

Anonymous said...

Good laugh and good bit of irony in that last line. Loved it.

Serena Joy said...

Thanks very much, Steve and Lesia.

RexZeitgiest said...

Haggis has definitly gone to the dark side....Cannibilism is bad mojo.......

BURp

Serena Joy said...

By this point, I think bad mojo is the least of Haggis's worries. LOL.

troll said...

Serena I demand respect. From now on my presence is to be honored here.

kanrei said...

I like Devorah. I hope she royally screws over Haggis.

Serena Joy said...

Rule #1, troll: I don't do "demands."

Rule #2: To get respect, you have to earn it; to earn it, you have to give it.

Are we clear? I have no part in whatever has your knickers in a twist. You are NOT going to trash MY site.

Serena Joy said...

Kan, you'll like Devorah even more as you get to "know" her a little better.

troll said...

Serena you are just jealous of my writing abilities. Your writings resemble that of a delusional Theodore Kaczynski. When I write I put King to shame. Just call we the next Edgar Troll Poe.

Serena if you would like I can whip up a troll manifesto.

Serena Joy said...

Thank you so much for the compliment. Alas, I flunked bomb-making 101, so I suppose there's really no comparison.

And thank you ever so much for the offer of a manifesto, but I believe I'll pass on that at this time.

Anonymous said...

That's it? I've been looking all over for some horrid something a troll said, and he couldn't do better than that? (eye rolling, head shaking) Did I miss it?

You've got a stat counter on here, right, SJ? Then you've got his IP address. Just turn him in and let the authorities handle him.

Serena Joy said...

All the revolting diatribes and threats got deleted.