Miss Begotten is one of my pet names for myself, for Southern Gothic reasons best kept to myself. Miss Begotten tries to speak plainly, but sometimes she tends to babble -- parenthetically, of course. It's never my intention to offend (and usually that's true - except on those [maybe not so] rare occasions when I mean it very friggin' much) but it sometimes happens, so if you're unusually easily offended...
Thursday, October 12, 2006
"Blood-curdling..." -- Part 14
"Perhaps," Devorah said. "But first, I have heard of the disappearance of that hairy jackass, Chauve Ane Dedman. What do you know of that?"
"I know what became of him," Haggis grudgingly admitted.
"Yes?" Devorah prompted.
"Fine!" Haggis snorted. "If you must know, he displeased me. He was unchivalrous, ungallant, and unfaithful, so I made a meal of him."
"Oh, Haggis, you ate him?!"
"Devie, Devie, Devie. Do you have a problem with that?"
"Not unless he gave you some digestive distress. 'Tis your belly, after all."
"Indeed," Haggis said. "Look, are you going to help me or not?"
"I will consider your request. And what will you give me in return? And do not tell me your soul," said Devorah the Sorceress, "for I know you haven't one."
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12 comments:
Good laugh and good bit of irony in that last line. Loved it.
Thanks very much, Steve and Lesia.
Haggis has definitly gone to the dark side....Cannibilism is bad mojo.......
BURp
By this point, I think bad mojo is the least of Haggis's worries. LOL.
Serena I demand respect. From now on my presence is to be honored here.
I like Devorah. I hope she royally screws over Haggis.
Rule #1, troll: I don't do "demands."
Rule #2: To get respect, you have to earn it; to earn it, you have to give it.
Are we clear? I have no part in whatever has your knickers in a twist. You are NOT going to trash MY site.
Kan, you'll like Devorah even more as you get to "know" her a little better.
Serena you are just jealous of my writing abilities. Your writings resemble that of a delusional Theodore Kaczynski. When I write I put King to shame. Just call we the next Edgar Troll Poe.
Serena if you would like I can whip up a troll manifesto.
Thank you so much for the compliment. Alas, I flunked bomb-making 101, so I suppose there's really no comparison.
And thank you ever so much for the offer of a manifesto, but I believe I'll pass on that at this time.
That's it? I've been looking all over for some horrid something a troll said, and he couldn't do better than that? (eye rolling, head shaking) Did I miss it?
You've got a stat counter on here, right, SJ? Then you've got his IP address. Just turn him in and let the authorities handle him.
All the revolting diatribes and threats got deleted.
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