Miss Begotten is one of my pet names for myself, for Southern Gothic reasons best kept to myself. Miss Begotten tries to speak plainly, but sometimes she tends to babble -- parenthetically, of course. It's never my intention to offend (and usually that's true - except on those [maybe not so] rare occasions when I mean it very friggin' much) but it sometimes happens, so if you're unusually easily offended...
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
They Do, I Guess
How many of you actually give a flying squat about the recent mega-bucks spectacle of the Kardashian made-for-TV nuptials? Let's see hands, please.
Um-hum, I thought that number I was thinking seemed about right.
I was ranting on Facebook about the "K" brats yesterday. Who cares!! Not me! She only married that guy because he spells his name with a "K". I bet they start popping out little "K" brats soon. God help us all!!
I tried to get to the ceremony in time to stop it, but my 60's vintage European convertible ran out of gas. Perhaps it's for the best. Future family get-togethers could get "freaky", with my previous fling with her mom always lurking in the background.
Oh, did they finally get married? I really didn't know. Only a few days ago my husband asked who Kim Kardashian is and I said what I know: she is famous for being famous.
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I was ranting on Facebook about the "K" brats yesterday. Who cares!! Not me! She only married that guy because he spells his name with a "K". I bet they start popping out little "K" brats soon. God help us all!!
The wedding made 8 Million Bucks!
Thats Disgusting....
The groom must feel so proud when her sex video pops up on the Net!
Nooooo, Marion, say there won't be "K" brats! You know what that means -- another damn reality show. God help us, indeed!:)
What, GM, are you saying the bride was unchaste? For shame!;)
I tried to get to the ceremony in time to stop it, but my 60's vintage European convertible ran out of gas. Perhaps it's for the best. Future family get-togethers could get "freaky", with my previous fling with her mom always lurking in the background.
Oh, dear Lord, Pugsley. I am SO disappointed to hear that you were that hard up. Mama K? Really.:)
Oh, did they finally get married? I really didn't know. Only a few days ago my husband asked who Kim Kardashian is and I said what I know: she is famous for being famous.
Those figures atop the cake are hilarious!
p.s. Be safe there in Virginia. I really am worried about my family, friends and blogging buddies in the path of Irene.
They did, Lydia. And what you told your husband is the gospel truth.:)
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