Happy Thursday! It's my last work day of the week and I am deliriously joyous about that. And I really, really hope something is making you happy today.
I have some truly delicious Words Gone Wild for you this week. These gems of blasfomy are just begging to be strung together to tell a story, so that's what you have to do. Turn them into little stories -- the funnier, the better -- and make my day. It'll be good for me, and you'll feel better for helping out a grumpy old lady.
Here's what you have to work with:
post mortum
eery
gotee
accures
worthly
nebotism
dilusions of gradeur
juridistiction
7 comments:
Sorry, lady. I'm too scarred by you skipping out on a full, honest workweek to churn out a story. I need some time to reflect.
post mortum: after having over-eaten, examining the extree tum bulge
eery: an elephant (and dems pretty friggin eery)
gotee: "dang, Earl, how far y'all think that tee thang's gonna fly h'yar?" "Prolly furtha than the danged ball, Cletus.."
accures: them fellers what play other folk, 'cuz they don' like themselves much
worthly: rhymes with "earthly", meaning absolutely nothing, but it did rhyme
nebotism: favoring a family bot over a manufactured one
dilusions of gradeur: what I had everytime I got my test back in junior high French...
juridistiction: how them whackjobs in the 9th ShortCircuit of Appeals adjudicate, after snorting crack BEFORE writing their opinions...
I haven't worked an honest workweek in years, Pugsley, but you still adore me, yes?:)
Rockin' funny definitions, Skunk! You made me snort a little coffee up my nose.:-)
I have never posted anything about mortum...
Well, then, I think you should, VE. I believe that's something the gnomes would enjoy.:-)
gotee - the one that gave it to the goter.
LOL, Brian. How perfectly logical.:)
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