Thursday, April 01, 2010

Fun With Twisted Linguistics

I I have to help fill in for the skank today. Yuck. She's taken her brood on a mini-vacation. Wish I could afford to do that. I, of course, have never mastered the fine arts of fraud and embezzlement.+ Oh, wait -- she's apparently no master at it. She's been in prison. More than once.

I have Words Gone Wild today. I don't know what to ask you to do with them.
O Anything you want to do, I suppose. You might define them, you might write limericks or other poetry with them. You might simply ... contemplate them.J

Here they are:

upping the annie

Have a great Thursday!


puerileuwaite said...

You would never like prison. From what I gather, it's the same routine, most days of the week. Plus you have to take orders from jerks, and be around "people" who you barely enjoy or respect. Also you have to be constantly on your guard and looking for an escape.

Serena said...

Good God, Pugsley, prison sounds like my JOB. LOL. What do I have to do to get into one of those federal country club facilities?:)

/t. said...

1) sorry
that i missed hump day greetings

2) upping the annie:
increasing the value, or 'size' of something during high stake negotiations with a street walker


× × ×


Serena said...

I just knew that Annie chick was a street walker, /t. Belated Hump Day greetings and a Happy Thursday to you as well, my dear.;)

Roxan said...

upping the annie: A sexual act on a girl named Annie.

impule: crying like a big baby.

disgarded: the act of not being garded.

disturn: Taking back the turn you just too.

speapartion: A dish made with spearmint, peas and pears. In separate dishes.

Serena said...

Oh, my Lord, Roxan, that dish sounds horrible. Blasfomy! And that Annie gets around, huh?:-)

G-Man said...

Wow..Everybody beat me to the Answers!
I missed disturn...:-)

Serena said...

Well, that's very disturning, Galen. You're late to the dance, babe, but ... I'll still need a ride home.;)

Brian Miller said...

disturn...the next right to get to the store..."take disturn" lol...

Serena said...

LOL, Brian. You DO live in my neck of the woods.:-)

Skunkfeathers said...

Skank has a brood? Of what? ;-)

upping the annie: hitting annie in the fannie with a flounder when she least expects it.

impule: another chapter from the "I Robot" series; this one about a mpule.

disgarded: an unsecured asset Skank embezzled

disturn: being criticized for going the wrong way

speapartion: a nation of peas, torn asunder by Del Monte, et al

Serena said...

It's a motley, mismatched brood, Skunk -- his, hers, and one just because the mother is in, ahem, prison. That one, 12 years old, threw a fit because SG wouldn't let her get her birth control refilled.

I love the visuals on your Pea Nation! I can just see those rebel peas marching on Del Monte with torches and pitchforks.:-)