I I have to help fill in for the skank today. Yuck. She's taken her brood on a mini-vacation. Wish I could afford to do that. I, of course, have never mastered the fine arts of fraud and embezzlement.+ Oh, wait -- she's apparently no master at it. She's been in prison. More than once.
I have Words Gone Wild today. I don't know what to ask you to do with them.O Anything you want to do, I suppose. You might define them, you might write limericks or other poetry with them. You might simply ... contemplate them.J
Here they are:
upping the annie
impule
disgarded
disturn
speapartion
Have a great Thursday! Y
Miss Begotten is one of my pet names for myself, for Southern Gothic reasons best kept to myself. Miss Begotten tries to speak plainly, but sometimes she tends to babble -- parenthetically, of course. It's never my intention to offend (and usually that's true - except on those [maybe not so] rare occasions when I mean it very friggin' much) but it sometimes happens, so if you're unusually easily offended...
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You would never like prison. From what I gather, it's the same routine, most days of the week. Plus you have to take orders from jerks, and be around "people" who you barely enjoy or respect. Also you have to be constantly on your guard and looking for an escape.
Good God, Pugsley, prison sounds like my JOB. LOL. What do I have to do to get into one of those federal country club facilities?:)
1) sorry
that i missed hump day greetings
2) upping the annie:
increasing the value, or 'size' of something during high stake negotiations with a street walker
HAPPY THURSDAY LOVELY SERENA JOY!
× × ×
/t.
I just knew that Annie chick was a street walker, /t. Belated Hump Day greetings and a Happy Thursday to you as well, my dear.;)
upping the annie: A sexual act on a girl named Annie.
impule: crying like a big baby.
disgarded: the act of not being garded.
disturn: Taking back the turn you just too.
speapartion: A dish made with spearmint, peas and pears. In separate dishes.
Oh, my Lord, Roxan, that dish sounds horrible. Blasfomy! And that Annie gets around, huh?:-)
Wow..Everybody beat me to the Answers!
I missed disturn...:-)
Well, that's very disturning, Galen. You're late to the dance, babe, but ... I'll still need a ride home.;)
disturn...the next right to get to the store..."take disturn" lol...
LOL, Brian. You DO live in my neck of the woods.:-)
Skank has a brood? Of what? ;-)
upping the annie: hitting annie in the fannie with a flounder when she least expects it.
impule: another chapter from the "I Robot" series; this one about a mpule.
disgarded: an unsecured asset Skank embezzled
disturn: being criticized for going the wrong way
speapartion: a nation of peas, torn asunder by Del Monte, et al
It's a motley, mismatched brood, Skunk -- his, hers, and one just because the mother is in, ahem, prison. That one, 12 years old, threw a fit because SG wouldn't let her get her birth control refilled.
I love the visuals on your Pea Nation! I can just see those rebel peas marching on Del Monte with torches and pitchforks.:-)
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