Miss Begotten is one of my pet names for myself, for Southern Gothic reasons best kept to myself. Miss Begotten tries to speak plainly, but sometimes she tends to babble -- parenthetically, of course. It's never my intention to offend (and usually that's true - except on those [maybe not so] rare occasions when I mean it very friggin' much) but it sometimes happens, so if you're unusually easily offended...
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
The Week's Best E-Mail
This one made me giggle and spew coffee on my monitor. Thanks, Galen! After I show it to y'all, I'm going to print a copy and tape it to my goober neighbor's front door.
Wishing you a Wonderful Wednesday and a Happy Hump Day!
Bubba is driving down a back road in Alabama.
A sign in front of a restaurant reads:
HAPPY HOUR SPECIAL
Lobster Tail and Beer
"Lord a'mighty," he says to himself, "my three favorite things!"