Thursday, November 26, 2009

Fun With Twisted Linguistics ... and Guest Post!

Today's Guest Post, "My Legs Are Hairy and I Don't Care," is by Roxan, of the Something Wicked This Way Comes blog. I busted out laughing when I saw it and I suspect it will elicit a chuckle or two out of you guys, too. Enjoy!

Oh, and by the way, we're in need of guest posts for the Thursdays to come. Anybody going to help me out? Thanks in advance, because I know you'll come to the rescue.



My Legs Are Hairy and I Don't Care

My legs are hairy
And I don't care,
Can't find the razors,
I've lost the Nair.

There's a snarl
In my hair,
My comb disappeared
In the couch somewhere.

My armpits have
The longest hair,
But I can't braid it,
So unfair .

So I'll just sit
With all this hair,
Watch Beatty's Shampoo
In my underwear.


We can't have Thursday without blasfomy, so here are a few Words Gone Wild rounded up by Twisted Linguistics. I made little story sentences out of them. What will you do with them?

disquished
shools
suspiscious

I am suddenly suspiscious of my disquished shools.

explination
hooping coff
interpit

If I get the hooping coff, just throw me in the interpit without explination.

arina
immeadiate
matriz

Bubba did the matriz for immeadiate seating for the intoxicated in the arina.


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7 comments:

G-Man said...

Roxan still wears Patchouly I hear!

LOVE your cartoon Sherry...

Eat Well And Prosper!!!!

:P

snowelf said...

Happy Thanksgiving Serena!! :) I am thankful for another year of your blog humor!
And to Roxan as well! :)

--snow

Serena said...

I used to wear patchouli, too, Galen, but I still shaved my legs. When I felt like it, anyway. I thought the cartoon was cute for Thanksgiving, too.:)

I'm always thankful I've lived another year with no major catastrophes, Snow. Happy Thanksgiving!:)

Hey, Roxan, wherever you are today, I love your whimsical poem and really appreciate your taking the time to do it. Happy Thanksgiving!:)

/t. said...

HAPPY
THANKSGIVING
TO SERENA JOY
&
AMERICAN FRIENDS!

× × ×

/t.

Serena said...

Thank you, /t. I know it's not Canadian Thanksgiving, so I hope you've had a Happy ... Thursday.:)

Skunkfeathers said...

disquished: someone sat on the entre

shools: samples not to be talked about during Thanksgiving chow

suspiscious: thick with skepticism

explination: a job that's harder and harder for Baghdad Bob Gibbs to do ;)

hooping coff: basketball malady

interpit: another basketball malady, from an overly enthusiastic slam dunk

arina: one of my Russian scammers

immeadiate: instant arbitration

matriz: when your computer matrix goes phffffzzzzzzzzz...

Serena said...

Hilariously good job, Skunk! Hope you had a good Thanksgiving with only minimal fire damage to your kitchen.:)