Oh, and by the way, we're in need of guest posts for the Thursdays to come. Anybody going to help me out? Thanks in advance, because I know you'll come to the rescue.
My legs are hairy
And I don't care,
Can't find the razors,
I've lost the Nair.
There's a snarl
In my hair,
My comb disappeared
In the couch somewhere.
My armpits have
The longest hair,
But I can't braid it,
So unfair .
So I'll just sit
With all this hair,
Watch Beatty's Shampoo
In my underwear.
We can't have Thursday without blasfomy, so here are a few Words Gone Wild rounded up by Twisted Linguistics. I made little story sentences out of them. What will you do with them?
disquished
shools
suspiscious
I am suddenly suspiscious of my disquished shools.
explination
hooping coff
interpit
If I get the hooping coff, just throw me in the interpit without explination.
arina
immeadiate
matriz
Bubba did the matriz for immeadiate seating for the intoxicated in the arina.
7 comments:
Roxan still wears Patchouly I hear!
LOVE your cartoon Sherry...
Eat Well And Prosper!!!!
:P
Happy Thanksgiving Serena!! :) I am thankful for another year of your blog humor!
And to Roxan as well! :)
--snow
I used to wear patchouli, too, Galen, but I still shaved my legs. When I felt like it, anyway. I thought the cartoon was cute for Thanksgiving, too.:)
I'm always thankful I've lived another year with no major catastrophes, Snow. Happy Thanksgiving!:)
Hey, Roxan, wherever you are today, I love your whimsical poem and really appreciate your taking the time to do it. Happy Thanksgiving!:)
HAPPY
THANKSGIVING
TO SERENA JOY
&
AMERICAN FRIENDS!
× × ×
/t.
Thank you, /t. I know it's not Canadian Thanksgiving, so I hope you've had a Happy ... Thursday.:)
disquished: someone sat on the entre
shools: samples not to be talked about during Thanksgiving chow
suspiscious: thick with skepticism
explination: a job that's harder and harder for Baghdad Bob Gibbs to do ;)
hooping coff: basketball malady
interpit: another basketball malady, from an overly enthusiastic slam dunk
arina: one of my Russian scammers
immeadiate: instant arbitration
matriz: when your computer matrix goes phffffzzzzzzzzz...
Hilariously good job, Skunk! Hope you had a good Thanksgiving with only minimal fire damage to your kitchen.:)
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