I feel like beating up on some blasfomy today. Words Gone Wild are little, they're puny, and they can't fight back, so it's pretty safe. It's nearly Halloween and there's a full moon coming and, besides, it's Thursday, so we have a good excuse for beating the stuffing out of them. Let's just ... do it.
These are WordVers -- you know, those pesky, tricky non-words (so why do they call them Word Verification?!) you have to type in before you can comment on some blogs. In honor of the season, we'll call them Werewords today. I made a little one-sentence story with them. What will you do with them? Because you know you have to do something. Them's the rules.
And these are Twisted Linguistics Words Gone Wild culled from various dark holes on the Internet. I know and you know that you would just love to define them for me, so you'd better get started. And the more you make me laugh, the more imaginary points you'll get. Chop-chop!
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