I need your input on defining today's Words Gone Wild blasfomys. I've tried but, with my brain turning to mush like it is, you know you can do a much better job. Put your lexicography skills to work and let's see what you come up with.
enought - A little something, but too close to nothing to count.
sterol - A new liquid anabolic drug.
sensable - Naughty little weasel-like critter.
rythum - A new dance in which only the thumbs move.
prosicute - An attractive hooker.
penticostals - Accountants for the holy rollers.
wacked preception - A brain on bad drugs.
adultry - Lusting only in one's heart.
assulting - Things a man should never say regarding a woman's posterior.
achole beverage - Drinks that turn some people into real buttheads.
Have a great Thursday!
8 comments:
Haha! You certainly saved the best for last!! That's great!! :)
--snow
Thanks, Snow.:)
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YOU ARE THE MASTER, SERENA JOY!
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/t.
Thank you, Sir /t. -- and I'm happy you're so amused.:-)
Hi Sherry...I have a mushy brain myself...Sorry.
My mind is elsewhere...:-)
Well, where IS your mind, Galen? Better see if you can find it; you might need it, as long as it's not too mushy.;)
enought -- when enough has had it, too
sterol -- protects the ball from getting knocked up by free radicals while rolling on unsanitized surfaces
sensable -- intuitive spark that says a bull's about to run you down
rythum -- aka the MacaDOHna
prosicute -- the presentation by the DA leaves the defense enamored
penticostals -- Amish lingerie store
wacked preception -- hitting the syntax just right slipped a couple letters h'yar
adultry -- using substandard pick-up lines at a bar
assulting -- deflecting something off a big butt to get a tuning fork pitch
achole beverage -- Douche Delight, Miller Brewing Company, who reminds you to douche responsibly
Great job, Skunk! I particularly liked the Amish lingerie store, and that last one just cracked me up.:-)
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