Thursday, October 01, 2009

Fun With Twisted Linguistics

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I need your input on defining today's Words Gone Wild blasfomys. I've tried but, with my brain turning to mush like it is, you know you can do a much better job. Put your lexicography skills to work and let's see what you come up with.

enought - A little something, but too close to nothing to count.

sterol - A new liquid anabolic drug.

sensable - Naughty little weasel-like critter.

rythum - A new dance in which only the thumbs move.

prosicute - An attractive hooker.

penticostals - Accountants for the holy rollers.

wacked preception - A brain on bad drugs.

adultry - Lusting only in one's heart.

assulting - Things a man should never say regarding a woman's posterior.

achole beverage - Drinks that turn some people into real buttheads.

Have a great Thursday!

8 comments:

snowelf said...

Haha! You certainly saved the best for last!! That's great!! :)

--snow

Serena said...

Thanks, Snow.:)

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/t.

Serena said...

Thank you, Sir /t. -- and I'm happy you're so amused.:-)

G-Man said...

Hi Sherry...I have a mushy brain myself...Sorry.
My mind is elsewhere...:-)

Serena said...

Well, where IS your mind, Galen? Better see if you can find it; you might need it, as long as it's not too mushy.;)

Skunkfeathers said...

enought -- when enough has had it, too

sterol -- protects the ball from getting knocked up by free radicals while rolling on unsanitized surfaces

sensable -- intuitive spark that says a bull's about to run you down

rythum -- aka the MacaDOHna

prosicute -- the presentation by the DA leaves the defense enamored

penticostals -- Amish lingerie store

wacked preception -- hitting the syntax just right slipped a couple letters h'yar

adultry -- using substandard pick-up lines at a bar

assulting -- deflecting something off a big butt to get a tuning fork pitch

achole beverage -- Douche Delight, Miller Brewing Company, who reminds you to douche responsibly

Serena said...

Great job, Skunk! I particularly liked the Amish lingerie store, and that last one just cracked me up.:-)