Tuesday, September 08, 2009
With A Little Help From My Friends
Seriously, how do you feel about playing doctor? I'm soliciting remedies from you guys today. What have you got for (1) headaches and (2) doggie diarrhea? #2, no pun intended, is the most serious because my doggie has it again and I can't afford another $400 trip to the vet just yet. The headaches are mine and don't result from any dread condition or mortal illness; they're pure tension (and doggie diarrhea doesn't help them). Getting rid of stress would instantly eviscerate them, but that ain't in the cards just yet. These things take time. Lots of time, apparently.
So I'm in dire need of some interim cures. It doesn't matter whether it's a folk remedy, miracle dietary secret, a witch doctor recipe, a potion handed down from your great-granny, or Voodoo. All I'm interested in are results, and I don't care how I get them. I want the headaches gone, but I'm more interested in plugging up the poor pup's loose bowels.
Let's hear what you've got.
Oh, and Happy Tuesday!