Friday, August 21, 2009

Serena's Friday Play Date



We haven't done a Meme in ages, and I think it's high time for one. Don't you agree?

1. Your co-worker is a skank who sees him/herself as your equal, earns the same amount of money, but never pulls his/her weight. You can't kill him/her, so how do you treat him/her?

2. Your boy/girlfriend persists in flirting with other women/men. He/she isn't likely to change, so how do you handle it?

3. Gray hairs are showing up on your head. Do you dye it, or do you let it go natural and embrace it? And if you opt for dying, would you stick close to your own color or do something dramatically different?

4. You know the ice cream you keep eating every night will give you thunder thighs, whale butt, and a pot belly, but you eat it anyway. Are you a hedonist, a masochist, or just an oblivious free spirit who loves ice cream?

5. You aim to please and you make promises that you know, deep down, you can't keep. Is it wishful thinking, an overpowering sense of duty, or pathological lying?

6. Would you rather die of old age, in a blaze of glory, of ennui, or in the midst of a dangerous liaison?

7. If your career choices were limited to school teacher, farmer, banker, or entertainer, which would you choose? And why?




You Are Lightning



Beautiful yet dangerous

People will stop and watch you when you appear

Even though you're capable of random violence

You are best known for: your power

Your dominant state: performing







Your Hobbit Name Generator is

Rosa Greenhand

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And ... just because I can.

9 comments:

snowelf said...

Hello SJ!
I will be doing this on my blog for your entertainment.
More later. :)

HAPPY FREAKIN' FRIDAY! *finally!*

--snow

Roxan said...

1. Your co-worker is a skank who sees him/herself as your equal, earns the same amount of money, but never pulls his/her weight. You can't kill him/her, so how do you treat him/her?

I'd treat them like the inferior putz they are.

2. Your boy/girlfriend persists in flirting with other women/men. He/she isn't likely to change, so how do you handle it?

Don't be the jealous type. Drives em crazy.

3. Gray hairs are showing up on your head. Do you dye it, or do you let it go natural and embrace it? And if you opt for dying, would you stick close to your own color or do something dramatically different?

Leave the gray until someone says something and then color. Close to my own color.

4. You know the ice cream you keep eating every night will give you thunder thighs, whale butt, and a pot belly, but you eat it anyway. Are you a hedonist, a masochist, or just an oblivious free spirit who loves ice cream?

Ice cream is a gift from God. It would be wrong not to accept a gift from God.

5. You aim to please and you make promises that you know, deep down, you can't keep. Is it wishful thinking, an overpowering sense of duty, or pathological lying?

You forgot being stupid. :)

6. Would you rather die of old age, in a blaze of glory, of ennui, or in the midst of a dangerous liaison?

I'll take old age.

7. If your career choices were limited to school teacher, farmer, banker, or entertainer, which would you choose? And why?

Farmer. You can't eat kids, money, or The National Enquirer. I guess you could eat kids (I prefer mine medium rare)but I wouldn't advise it.

I'm lightning too.

My Hobbit name is Primrose Goodbody

G-Man said...

Hmmmmmmmmm.....

1. You treat them with standoffish respect, don't let her pawn anything she is capable of doing on you. And NEVER use a toilet seat after her unless you Lysall that fucker down!!

2. There are different degrees of flirting Sherry. Does he hand every woman he sees a card with his phone number on it?
Does he make lewd comments about her 'assets'.
Does his tongue hang out whenever he sees a skirt?
Does he offer her a crash course in tension release?
Are you secure in the fact that no one on the planet can possibly replace you in his heart? If the last one is the case, lighten up a bit, and be glad that he is not dead OR gay...:P

3. Red...Natural or not...RED!!!

4. A hopeless officianado of that frozen Dairy Delight..Keep on eating!!

5. We all need hope Sherry.
If there is absolutely NO hope, what do you have?

6. I prefer to live forever, Thank You very much!

7. Ice Cream Taster is not on your list?

Touche'

Serena said...

Have fun with it, Snow. I love it when other people like my toys enough to want to play with them. And a Happy Freakin' Friday to you, too! Took long enough to get here, didn't it?:)

Very mature answers, Roxan. And I especially appreciate the wisdom of #4. Now, if only I could forget all about #4, I, too, could have a Goodbody in my Hobbit name.:-) Lightning rules!

Your answers entail a good bit of philosophy, Galen. #2 is, of course, a man's answer.;) Alas, if I take your advice on #4, I would soon need a whole new wardrobe. Can't have that!:)

/t. said...

friday
at long last

too pooped to play
but
TGIF & HAPPY WEEKEND TO SJ!

¤ ¤ ¤

/t.

Serena said...

Why are you so pooped, /t.? Did you stay too late last night at the Blood Moon Bar & Grill? Happy Weekend!:)

VE said...

1. I make up stupid award and leave them on his/her desk every single day…anonymously…from the boss. Everyday…another award. “Best Use of a Paperweight Award”…stuff like that

2. I have cards made up that say “Help me…please…this person has kidnapped me”

3. I wear a box around my head with images of myself without gray hear taped to the outside of the box.

4. I’m a realist. I don’t eat anything else the rest of the day and I stay thin…

5. Its called running for office

6. I’d rather dye my hair

7. I’d be a school teacher. None of them pays worth a damn anyway. This way I get the summers off and I have a bunch of kids reviewing my work!

NYD said...

Is this a meme or are you looking for advice.

1. Spike her coffee with natural soap (no too much). It will get her doing the mississippi two step.

2.Spike his coffee with natural soap (no too much). It will get him doing the mississippi two step.

3 whatever you do DON'T go for the Bride of Frankenstein look.

4 Ice cream needs no validation. But you might want to switch off to bourbon every now and again

5 I made a promise, just one single soiltary promise ten years ago and it kills me every day to keep it. Don't promise anything!
Do what you want for people when you want to do it. All the rest is bullshit.

6 I don't want to die.
But I hope that when I do there will be almost nothing left on my "to do" list

7 If you choose a career then you limit yourself to one thing. Why not do a little of everything and enjoy yourself. (if I had to choose; Wanderer)

Serena said...

I'm doing your #1 in my own work situation, VE. I'm thinking that if you can neither control nor change them, then play with them. And I can think of SO many awards to bestow on my nemesis.:-)

Nooooo, NYD. I'm ever so much better at giving advice than taking it. I'd take you up on #4 except that I don't like Bourbon. And your #6 should be everyone's goal.:)