Well, it looks like I've found my next job. Geez, aren't I lucky?
Serena [noun] --
|A lewd street performer|
Are you a coffee drinker? If so, try this little test. It's not all that inaccurate.
You Are an Espresso
At your best, you are: straight shooting, ambitious, and energetic
At your worst, you are: anxious and high strung
You drink coffee when: anytime you're not sleeping
Your caffeine addiction level: high