Miss Begotten is one of my pet names for myself, for Southern Gothic reasons best kept to myself. Miss Begotten tries to speak plainly, but sometimes she tends to babble -- parenthetically, of course. It's never my intention to offend (and usually that's true - except on those [maybe not so] rare occasions when I mean it very friggin' much) but it sometimes happens, so if you're unusually easily offended...
Monday, July 20, 2009
A Rare Monday Meme
It was a strange weekend and I don't really feel like writing anything. I can, however, think up questions. Always. Therefore, how about a Monday Meme? Are you up for it?
1. If I were king/queen of the world, my first royal decree would be:
2. My hair is:
3. My family always:
4. If I were a book, my cover art would be:
5. If I had one day to live, the one thing I would not try to cram into that day would be:
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1. Free popcorn at the movies.
2. Thinning
3. Does their own separate thing.
4. I dunno, but don't judge me!!
5. Liver and canned peas.
xo
1. I’d make somebody horrible my heir…that way nobody would try and assassinate me.
2. Always costing me time and money! Can’t I just have the plastic Ken-doll type?
3. Thinks they’re related to me
4. Garfunkle
5. Death
1. If I were king/queen of the world, my first royal decree would be: Everyone has to speak the Queen's English.
2. My hair is: Fine, but there's a lot of it.
3. My family always: needs to eat. LOL
4. If I were a book, my cover art would be: Bloody and full of dead stuff.
5. If I had one day to live, the one thing I would not try to cram into that day would be: Thinking about people I hate.
1. If I were king/queen of the world, my first royal decree would be: Off with their heads!
2. My hair is:growing ( I need a haircut)
3. My family always:eats together
4. If I were a book, my cover art would be:impressionistic
5. If I had one day to live, the one thing I would not try to cram into that day would be:housework
I don't blame you about #5, Galen. What a horrible last meal. Ick! I don't think you have to worry so much about #2, and you're good to go with #4.:)
Excellent thinking on #1, VE. I see #4 a lot. What's up with that? I don't think you'd like #2 hair; you'd attract all the weirdo Barbie types. Might be a little hard to do #5 but, with Ken hair, maybe you could do it.:)
I'd certainly help you enforce your #1 decree, Roxan. #3 -- ain't that always the way? There's no getting around it. Why am I not surprised by your #4?:)
Everybody's heads, Mona? Yikes! Your #3 sounds very nice; it's good when we can make that happen. I like your #4 and wholly agree with your #5.:)
1. If I were king I insist that, I insist that, uh, I don't know exactly what, but you all had better do it and make it snappy!
2. My hair is: stubble
3. My family always thinks I am listening whan they speak
4. If I were a book, my cover art would be badly drawn children's art
5. If I had one day to live, the one thing I would not try to cram into that day would be explaining my thoughts/ opinions/ actions to people
1. Put the Congress in court jester attire, and appoint my pet rock, Seymour, to take their place.
2. Silver ;-)
3. Thinks I'm off-the-wall.
4. Me being chased by a tornado.
5. A porcupine enema.
You like this king stuff, don't you, NYD? I can tell. LOL. Re #3, they always do that. I find it's best to not disabuse them of the notion. #4 would no doubt be charming and I want to see it when it's done.:)
Re your #1, Skunk, Seymour for damn sure can't do any worse. About #3 -- mine, too! It's good to be the black sheep. Of course, you'd go with that for #4. I just hope I don't live long enough to ever see a #5!:)
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