The Blues is big on my playlist today. I'm not particularly blue. What I am is angry and frustrated. I need a new job PDQ and this sucky economy is not accommodating my quest fast enough. I work for a crazy lady. I don't say that fondly, sarcastically, or tongue in cheek. She's a loon -- genuine, bona fide, and certifiable. For real and for true. She's got to be at the very least bipolar. I don't know how much longer I can keep biting my tongue and hold off telling her to go take some damn meds and then where she can stick her chaotic hyper-Zombie law practice.
I know I need to calm down before I stress myself into some serious bodily hurt. I'm trying. Meanwhile, I'll keep on listening to Blues. It helps to hear the laments of those who have it worse than I, you know what I mean? I just heard some fabulous John Lee Hooker and Carlos Santana. And this one's for you.
Miss Begotten is one of my pet names for myself, for Southern Gothic reasons best kept to myself. Miss Begotten tries to speak plainly, but sometimes she tends to babble -- parenthetically, of course. It's never my intention to offend (and usually that's true - except on those [maybe not so] rare occasions when I mean it very friggin' much) but it sometimes happens, so if you're unusually easily offended...
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Jesus Jenny Girl....
The Blues is the LAST thing you need to be listening to right now!
hyper
zombie law
there once worked a woman in law
whose crotch crickets ramble bincaw
bi-polar quest tongue
waa zombie o fung
and blues hyper burble pin taw
WISHING YOU A GREAT WEEK SERENA JOY!
¤ ¤ ¤
/t.
Been there with the crazy boss before. It never ends up pretty.
Well, when you do quit you can play Take This Job and Shove it. LOL
I'd have some fun with her...instill some wacky subtle craziness of your own on her...
Oh, I know, Galen. Maybe the crazy is rubbing off on me. You gotta admit that's some good jam, though.:)
I'm not 100% sure what you said, /t., but I snorted and guffawed trying to read it out loud. I just might recite it to The Loon and The Skank tomorrow. That'll fluster 'em.:-) You have a great week, too!
No, this won't end pretty, Roxan. I think you're spot on there. God knows what I'll say the day I walk -- or what music I'll play. I do think I'll put on my tiara for my farewell sashay.:)
That actually won't be that hard to do, VE. She's making me crazier by the day.:)
Blue Moon...
the dingbat caused Skank Girl Blue Moon..
SG went seat-first in the bowl
sending her crotch crickets screaming north
while she wound up a
Blue Moon....
*rimshot*
*ducking boos and throwd Tidy Bowl blue tablets*
Yeah, Skunk -- SG dunked in the toilet and looking like a Smurf. I like it!:-)
I think we should have a contest...creative unfortunate things that could happen to your boss--not that I'd ever wish anything bad on someone.
Ever.
Or anything.
--snow
I got it under control, Snow. I have a mission now -- to make her life, and SG's, hell until I'm ready to walk.:-)
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