Monday, July 06, 2009

SOS

Doomed to spend another Monday in a place I do not want to be, the song just seems apropos. It's ridiculous to spend much of Sunday dreading Monday like the plague. There has to be an answer. Perhaps I should put myself up for adoption? Meanwhile, you can help me out by spreading giggles. Tell me jokes, draw me cartoons, write me raunchy limericks ... whatever. Just send on smiles.

8 comments:

G-Man said...

Awwww, poor Sherry.
In lieu of your recent gastronomical issues in your home, I thought a related limerick might cheer you up...

A bear taking a dump asked a rabbit,
"Does your shit stick to your fur as a habit?
"Of course not!" Said the hare
"It's really quite rare".
So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit!

OK Honey, Just for YOU!!!

YOU KNOW YOU NEED A NEW LAWYER WHEN..

*During your initial consultation, they try to sell you Amway!

*They say that their last good case was a Budweiser.

*When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they 'High Five' each other..

*They pick the jury by playing 'Duck Duck Goose'.

*They tell you that they've NEVER told a lie..

*They ask a hostile witness to,"Pull my finger"!

Smile for me Red...xo

Roxan said...

A limerick for you

There once was an attorney at law
Who had a terrible flaw
she hired a skank
of the lowest of rank
whose talent was flapping her jaw

Take a look at the latest youtube on my blog. It fits.

Serena said...

I am poor Sherry today, Galen. Believe me when I tell you the anticipatory dread was nothing compared to the reality. It was horrible. Hideous. Loathesome. There were tears involved. I'm not doing this much longer! I'd rather work at freakin' Burger King than put up with all this nonsense.

Well, your limerick did make me laugh, but I have to say that I hate to hear of bunny abuse.:)

Your lawyer jokes are funny, too. What I'll find even funnier is when I never have to see another lawyer or put up with any stupid lawyer shit ever again!:-)

Thank you for the delightful limerick, Roxan. Made me giggle. Hell, old Skank Girl isn't even flapping her jaws so much these days. Her duties just keep on shrinking while everyone else has to pick up the slack. I hope her Crotch Crickets devour her soon!:)

/t. said...

crotch
crickets?!?

well, nevermind...

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HAVE A BETTER WEEK, SERENA JOY!

 
¤ ¤ ¤

/t.

Serena said...

Aww, thank you, /t. Perhaps it will get better. God knows, it can't get much worse.:)

Skunkfeathers said...

Dusk in the 'gina burbs
as the moon waxes full o'er head,
bringing song to the night denizens,
including the crotch crickets that we dread...

The humidity rises
making things wetter,
then Serena stomps a c cricket
*squish*
ah, that felt better ;)

Skunkfeathers said...

There was a Skank Girl from Nantucket,
who took her crotch crickets a sail in a bucket,
once at sea,
Serena tipped it capsized with glee,
and with a happy *whew* said....
**** it ;)

Serena said...

Yes, Skunk -- poetry! And damned fine poetry, designed to make a girl giggle. Which it did. And which said girl needed big-time. Thank you!:)