Thursday, June 25, 2009

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Today's Words Gone Wild blasfomys pose a question. These are the, um, words:

ligimiate beef
shooping for food

Twisted though they are, it won't take you long to figure out who the clues point to. I wish there was a prize involved. There isn't, of course. You'll figure it out anyway, though, won't you? You are, after all, members of the Blasfomy Posse. These are the clues:

The way the press is treating me is unfare, as are the prices of plane tickets these days.

Men of my calibor are often found in high places.

I was recently one of several southward bound immagrants.

I suppose my wife has a ligimiate beef with me -- and South American meat.

I know that people are questioning my mentalty.

I probably need an attourny now, don't I? Several, perhaps -- criminal, civil, divorce, yada yada.

See these tears? No? Somebody bring me another onion! I'm really feeling discrimated against.

No, I wasn't out shooping for food last week. Or hiking.

My whole damn staff is angery at me.

Doiesn't an elected official deserve a little fun occasionally?

My security detail already knows I'm not an amatuer at this kind of thing.

Still, the phenominal sex was worth the terable press.

Who am I?


/t. said...

this is
without doubt
one of your greatest
posts ever, almost, serena joy

great -- almost -- phenominal -- :)


¤ ¤ ¤


Roxan said...

I'm assuming it is that politician can't recall his name.

The Shoop for Food song:

Does this store sell food
How can I tell
All I'm getting is a funky smell
If you wanna know why I shop so slow
It's this stupid cart.
That's what it is.

G-Man said...

Unfare...To get your money back after paying for a Subway Token.


Angery...One of the many spelling errors that Skank Girl commits, and Sherry's mood afterwards.

Thats enough...:P

Serena said...

Why, thank you very much, /t. This is what comes pouring out when my brain's turning to mush.:)

Roxan, you've come the closest so far in winning the imaginary prize.:) LOL at your "Shoop" song. Betty Everett's probably rolling in her grave.:-)

I see you're in a defining mood today, Galen. You didn't name the guy, but you made me laugh. You get points, invisible though they be, for that.:)

VE said...

Mother Theresa?
Bozo the clown?
Stephen Hawking?
Charles Manson?

I give up...

Serena said...

Interesting guesses, VE, but ... no cigar.:)

The answer is South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford.

anyjazz said...

I knew that.

Excellent post.

Serena said...

Thanks, Anyjazz!:)