Wednesday, May 27, 2009

The Week's Best E-Mail

This is the "forward" that most cracked me up this past week.


The Redneck Fire Alarm


Redneck Update:

Speaking of 'necks, I am here to testify that Serena Voodoo -- or sheer will power, if you will -- works. My pet rednecks had another loud party Friday night (and Saturday night). Saturday, I called and left a message about it at the landlord's office. I wasn't extremely optimistic since I've called and e-mailed before, without response. Sunday, the landlord paid a visit, spoke to the cretins, and stopped by and told me he was "nipping the problem in the bud." I wasn't quite sure what to think since he said nobody else had complained about the noise, but the bottom line is that I haven't heard a peep out of the Goober Posse since.

7 comments:

G-Man said...

All May Enter....

Some Never Leave...

Sherry's House of Voodoo!!!!

Skunkfeathers said...

A fire alarm that the residents eagerly await to eat. Never thought of that 'un ;)

I'm so far spared excessively noisy neighbors, and I've been here over 9 years. *keeping fingers crossed*

Serena said...

Hee-hee, Galen. That has a rather nice ring to it, don't you think? I think now I'll see what I can do about a few other problem areas.:)

I guess if you're gonna burn, Skunk, you ought to go out on a full stomach. LOL. You're lucky about your neighbor situation. I think that when we live in apartments, we take our chances. You just never know what you're going to get.:)

Skunkfeathers said...

True 'nuff, Sherry; but having the top floor doesn't hoit ;)

Serena said...

Top floor's good, Skunk. There are 4 apartments on my floor and only the morons across the hall were causing the problems. The rest are good neighbors.

Hale McKay said...

Ha! I love the Redneck Fire Alarm.

Serena said...

Why am I not surprised, Mike?:-)