Thursday, May 28, 2009

Fun With Twisted Linguistics

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We're going to bridge some blanks with blithering blasfomys today, kids. These would be the wayward Words Gone Wild:

remorce
responce
ballanced
conceration
flexable
post-partem
protrayed
accually

And these would be the blanks which may or may not get on your last nerve. See how well you do -- and how many surviving brain cells you have at the end.

I'll show you my remorce if you'll show me your _______.

Responce?! If I have to sponce you again, you're going to wish you were ______.

Too-tight pants can leave you ballanced and ______.

I'm so tired that my conceration is _______.

Acrobats are flexable and hookers are _______.

Mildred suffered post-partem after her _______.

If you betray me, I'll make sure you're protrayed in all the papers as a _______.

You -- you really ______ this time, you accually, you!

Have a great Thursday!

6 comments:

G-Man said...

OK...I'll do ONE!

1. I'll show you my remorce if you'll show me your tits.

...One More.

3. Too-Tight pants can leave you ballanced and Yeasty!

These are quite naughty today Sherry, maybe one more...

5. Acrobats are flexable and hookers are sometimes Skanky Bitches that work as receptionists in chaotic law offices.
(Sometimes they may even be lawyers)

Thank You Serena Joy-Stick.....;-)

/t. said...

well,
i missed
hump day & land here
one day too early for TGIF...

so let me just say, HAPPY THURSDAY, SERENA JOY!

¤ ¤ ¤

/t.

NYD said...

I'll show you my remorce if you'll show me your, your, I don't know what the hell remorce is worth these days.

Responce?! If I have to sponce you again, you're going to wish you were Beyonce.

Too-tight pants can leave you ballanced and ball-less.

I'm so tired that my conceration is concumed kompletely.

Acrobats are flexable and hookers are taking their Hoe-show on the road. Their calling it Ring- a- ding- a ling Bros.

Mildred suffered post-partem after her Post it notes were all used up.

If you betray me, I'll make sure you're protrayed in all the papers as a protrait of porfessional pusillanimity.

Sorry SJ, I couldn't get them all. Too early in the morning and not enough caffeine.

Serena said...

LOL, Galen. See? These aren't all that hard. You made funnies with them and -- most importantly -- you made me laugh.:)

I hope you had a happy Hump Day and have a happy TGIF in store. Happy Thursday!:)

Great job, NYD! You made me laugh, too. And laughter IS the best medicine for whatever ails us. Thank you!:)

Skunkfeathers said...

1. Glockenspiel
2. Gootenhammered
3. Widdahawgwrastle in yer walk
4. Methanerized
5. Fiscable
6. Badger ate her boyfriend's tallywhacker
7. Skank Girl widda crotch cricket herd
8. Blondemitzahcated

Serena said...

LOL, Skunk! Definitely made me laugh, so your answers are much appreciated. You know, as old as I am I have never seen a Glockenspiel.:-)