Thursday, May 28, 2009
Fun With Twisted Linguistics
We're going to bridge some blanks with blithering blasfomys today, kids. These would be the wayward Words Gone Wild:
And these would be the blanks which may or may not get on your last nerve. See how well you do -- and how many surviving brain cells you have at the end.
I'll show you my remorce if you'll show me your _______.
Responce?! If I have to sponce you again, you're going to wish you were ______.
Too-tight pants can leave you ballanced and ______.
I'm so tired that my conceration is _______.
Acrobats are flexable and hookers are _______.
Mildred suffered post-partem after her _______.
If you betray me, I'll make sure you're protrayed in all the papers as a _______.
You -- you really ______ this time, you accually, you!
Have a great Thursday!