Friday, April 17, 2009

Serena's Friday Play Date

I have "work" on my mind today, never mind that I now have three days away from it. Because next week is going to be Hell Week, I could have done without yesterday's little brouhaha. Suffice it to say that I now know I work with a back-stabbing skank to whom nothing may be said in confidence. It never occurred to me that any- and everything said to her is stored as fodder for her ├╝ber brown-nosing. Next time, I'll know. Not that there will be a next time; I do learn from my mistakes. She has got to have something on the boss. There's no other explanation because this chick has no smarts and absolutely no class. Geez, I've got to get out of that place while I still have some sanity and a few facial muscles that can remember how to smile.

So, anyway -- we're doing work-related quizzes today. Take them and see how you fare.

What Career Suits You

What Career Suits You

You are :


You've got talent a plenty and the need to express your feelings, so use them in a job as a musician, artist, writer or poet.

What Career Suits You Find out at

Your Boss Isn't Psycho, but Your Boss Stinks

Your boss is probably not mental. Still, your boss is not competent or professional.

You may want to transfer departments or get a new job, before your boss sucks out your soul.

Your Job Dissatisfaction Level is 72%

Your job is a total bummer, and probably the worst job you've ever had.

Your co-workers stink. Your boss is a jerk. And your company is probably in trouble.

Think about finding a new job quickly, even if it's just a not-so-great transition job.

You've got to get out of there as quickly as you can!

You Are a Cartographer

You have a wide range of knowledge and you're very detail oriented.

You have a photographic memory, and you remember places very well.

Like a middle ages cartographer, you're also very adventurous and curious about the world.

In modern times, you would make a good non-fiction writer or scientist.


puerileuwaite said...

Who knew there would be back-stabbing no-talents in the workplace? They need to teach us about this in school. Well at least you have me. I shall be your rock. Just don't throw me through the boss' window.

jadey said...

No fun going to a place where you have to deal with people and their crap. I wish you well and glad to hear you learn from your mistakes. I have a 55 up if you care to read it. I hope you have a great weekend.

Skunkfeathers said...

My medieval career was likely either (a) the guy retreating from the enemy, who was forever turning the road signs to mislead the enemy, kinda like I scambait email scammers now ("Ye On Thy Road To Magnepharta; Proceedeth Thus", when it's the other direction ;) or (b) the catapult rock polisher.

Work backstabbers suck. I've encountered a few in my time. Now when I meet 'em (I know one, but don't worry about 'em), I'm candid with them, once and once only. After that, I don't talk to them at all. So they know I know what they are.

g-man said...

Sherry Dahling...
Please try and give ole Galen just a little itty bitty smile?

"Give me back a little grin
give me a Grin...
Give me back a little grin
give me a grin...

How would you feel if your face
looked like a bass.
I bet that skanky bitch,
has fish lips and a big ass!!!

Bive me back a little grin".....

(Sung to the tune of McDonalds Filet-o-Fish song)


Serena said...

But Pugsley, you'll let me use you to whack the skank on the head, won't you? Whack-a-Skank. I love it.:-)

Thank you, Jadey, and welcome to my humble blog. I will, indeed, go and read your FF55.:)

I, too, could have had a great career as a catapult rock polisher, Skunk. Why on earth didn't I think of that while I was in school? I wholeheartedly subscribe to your method of dealing with backstabbers. I can't completely avoid speaking to this one since she runs the front desk and there are only 3 employees, but I intend to limit contact as much as possible.:)

LOL, Galen. I know you know how much that song makes me giggle, and your rendition is just as giggle-inducing. Thank you! Hey, you must be psychic -- Skank Girl has a butt the size of Rhode Island. Fish lips, too; you know why.:-)

NYD said...

I love back stabbers.
Gives me a reason to play practical jokes without guilt.

Serena said...

Oh, I plan to have some fun with this bee-yotch, NYD. And she's too stupid to even know what hit her.:-)