The weekend is gone and it's Monday again. Joy, joy. Not. But I don't want to talk about the fresh hell of Mondays. Rather, I feel it's my duty to get y'all into the Christmas spirit. And even if it isn't my anointed duty, I'm doing it anyway. Listen up and, why, if you're suddenly moved to run out and do something of a holiday nature, good for you! Everything you get done early translates into one less stressor for you on, say, December 24th. Trust me, you'll thank me.
Miss Begotten is one of my pet names for myself, for Southern Gothic reasons best kept to myself. Miss Begotten tries to speak plainly, but sometimes she tends to babble -- parenthetically, of course. It's never my intention to offend (and usually that's true - except on those [maybe not so] rare occasions when I mean it very friggin' much) but it sometimes happens, so if you're unusually easily offended...
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You are just the cutest little Christmas Elf Sherry....
Here's hopin Santa is real good to you this year..
Merry Christmas Red.....G
xo
Video...Ha! I'm all done with decorating, shopping, and wrapping! Wohoo...
I'm a little tall for an elf, Galen, but thank you. I've been good, so I'm expecting Santa to be better.:)
I'm done, too, VE. Now I can breathe, and all the cashiers out there can rest easier.:)
thank you
for this reminder
IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS!!!
OMG! I'M NOT READY! THERE'S SO MUCH STILL TO DO! THE SHOPPING! FOOD! PARTIES! GIFTS!
AAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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/t.
No offense to the Boss, but I prefer to associate XMAS with those "other" Jersey artists: The Sopranos. I prefer a body in my trunk along with the presents.
Calm down, /t.! You still have 10 whole days. Whole countries have been conquered in less time.:)
I have a trunk, Pugsley. Does this mean that if I ever stick a body in it, you'll take it off my hands? Yay! Problem solved.:)
I know something's up when an employee shows up at work wearing a ballcap with moose antlers, and responds to curious looks with "What?"
I chose to inquire about the variations of moose, reindeer, elk, deer, and jackalope antlers.
That got another "What?"
Merry Christmas, Serena. You're classier than any elf ;)
Why, thank you, kind sir. Now, if only I had some antlers...:)
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