Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Jingle Bell Meme



Yes, I know this is only Tuesday, but ... Page 7, Paragraph 4, Sub-section (iii) of The Rules According to Serena says she can do a rare non-Wednesday Meme if she takes a notion to, and so it shall be (because she's not sure where she's gonna be Wednesday).

If you were a Christmas gift:

1. What would you be?
2. For whom would you be intended?
3. How much would you cost?
4. How would you be wrapped?
5. What color ribbon would you be tied with?
6. Can you be opened before Christmas?
7. Will your recipient return you?

Thank you for your indulgence and, now, if you'll define these silly blasfomys, we'll be done here.

poltergists
majoe
hoakey
incourage
recdivating
sencitive
genious
convieant

11 comments:

puerileuwaite said...

If you were a Christmas gift:

1. What would you be?

A magic Pug "lamp" that grants wishes when you rub my lower belly.

2. For whom would you be intended?

Any female gullible enough to buy the magic Pug "lamp" propaganda.

3. How much would you cost?

A little dignity.

4. How would you be wrapped?

Fur and latex.

5. What color ribbon would you be tied with?

A yellow ribbon, so I can work in an "old oak tree" entendre.

6. Can you be opened before Christmas?

Yes, but we have to do it under the tree.

7. Will your recipient return you?

Store credit only.

/t. said...

If you were a Christmas gift:

1. What would you be?

just me, babee

2. For whom would you be intended?

the love of my life, of course

3. How much would you cost?

free (cheap... easy, too)

4. How would you be wrapped?

one big ribbon

5. What color ribbon would you be tied with?

pink

6. Can you be opened before Christmas?

yes... and again on and after

7. Will your recipient return you?

to, dear, to

<3 <3 <3

MERRY HAPPY SERENA JOY!!!

/t.

VE said...

1. What would you be?

Non-refundable

2. For whom would you be intended?

That person you secretly hate but have to buy a gift for anyway

3. How much would you cost?

Very little because I’d be on sale in the mark-down section from last year

4. How would you be wrapped?

Tightly…to avoid escape

5. What color ribbon would you be tied with?

Flesh

6. Can you be opened before Christmas?

No…it would only ruin the holidays

Serena said...

Pugsley, how noble of you to be willing to sacrifice a little dignity to grant the wishes of gullible mortals. I'll do what I can to make sure nobody ties you to the old oak tree.:)

Free, cheap, and easy is the best kind of gift, /t., especially when it's done up in pink ribbon. You have a wonderfully Merry Christmas.:)

But VE, in light of your #2 answer, what would you BE? Chia Pet? Clapper? One of those Ron Popiel (sp.?) gadgets?:-)

Charles said...

1. What would you be? a Christmas gift, duh.
2. For whom would you be intended? The recipient.
3. How much would you cost? Remind me again the meaning of "gift."
4. How would you be wrapped? Like the other presents around me.
5. What color ribbon would you be tied with? Would I care? I'm wrapped up.
6. Can you be opened before Christmas? Anything that can be done, can be undone, and even re-done, can't it?
7. Will your recipient return you? That would be ungracious, now wouldn't it?

poltergists - a noisy, disorderly idea.
majoe - GI Mom.
hoakey - Unlocking for money.
incourage - how old the incour is.
recdivating - Dunno, but it sounds like it involves a sphincter.
genious - having a quality like a magical wish granting being.
sencitive & convieant - I'll leave to those who understand more than I do.

Ruela said...

Merry xmas Serena.

Mona said...

1. What would you be?
A. Me!

2. For whom would you be intended?
A. Him!

3. How much would you cost?
A. Everything & nothing!

4. How would you be wrapped?
A. In his arms!

5. What color ribbon would you be tied with?
A. Rainbow!

6. Can you be opened before Christmas?
A. With a mere look, whenever!

7. Will your recipient return you?
A. Never!

Skunkfeathers said...

If I were a Christmas gift:

I'd be a Christmas Skunk ;) Therefore, one could skip to #7 and

I would be in a perpetual return/regifting loop ;)

Merry Christmas, Serena!

Mona said...

poltergists :One who explains spooky noises

majoe : Joe's mother

hoakey : Key to a holiday accomodation

incourage : fashion of courage at the moment

recdivating : rectifying the diva's fault ( like Maddona's divorce when she finds she is not cut for domesticity)

sencitive : in between too negative or too positive ( balanced)

genious : having qualities of a genie

convieant : A vieing & conniving ant

Serena, Merry Christmas to you!

snowelf said...

Ooo good one, Serena!

1. What would you be?
Dark chocolate

2. For whom would you be intended?
Everyone who wants a piece of me.
*hehehe*

3. How much would you cost?
Can you really put a price on chocolate happiness?

4. How would you be wrapped?
In a beautiful gold box stuffed inside a different box with kid decorated wrapping paper and curly ribbon and the name tag stuck on crooked.

5. What color ribbon would you be tied with?
Gold, silver, red, and green

6. Can you be opened before Christmas?

I can be opened on Christmas Eve. :)

7. Will your recipient return you?

Not likely, and they can share me with others.

Merry Christmas Serena!! :)

--snow

Serena said...

Good job with the words, Charles. Merry Christmas!

Merry Xmas to you, Ruela.:)

Lovely answers, Mona. And good on you for tackling the words. Merry Christmas!

Oh, dear -- a Christmas ... skunk? LOL. Merry Christmas, Skunk.:)

I just adore your answers, Snow. Merry Christmas to you and the chillis.:)