Miss Begotten is one of my pet names for myself, for Southern Gothic reasons best kept to myself. Miss Begotten tries to speak plainly, but sometimes she tends to babble -- parenthetically, of course. It's never my intention to offend (and usually that's true - except on those [maybe not so] rare occasions when I mean it very friggin' much) but it sometimes happens, so if you're unusually easily offended...
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
MEME Me
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Serena's going to play doctor with you today; specifically, Dr. Freud. Look out, because today's Meme is fixing to shrink your heads a little.
1. What, if anything, do you consider a character flaw in yourself?
2. Would you say you're happy more often than you're sad?
3. What do you consider your most positive trait?
4. What one area of your personality do you think needs work?
5. Do you have phobias?
6. How do you feel about sex?
7. Do you believe that every personality defect can be traced back to walking in on your parents having sex when you were 3?
8. Would you say you're normally or abnormally empathetic?
9. How many times a day do you experience apathy?
10. Do you believe someone else is responsible for all your problems?
11. Do you believe that you always learn from your mistakes?
12. Do you feel that you're entitled to pampering and coddling and that you're special just because you were born?
13. Do you have any annoying habits?
14. Do you feel like people are out to get you?
15. Do you think angst is fun?
16. Do you feel guilty because most of the world's ills are probably your fault?
17. Do you subscribe to the "live and let live" philosophy?
18. Do you trust your instincts?
19. Do you think, overall, you're pretty normal?
20. What do you think of psychobabble?
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1. What, if anything, do you consider a character flaw in yourself?
I can tend to get distracted. I don’t’ know wha
2. Would you say you're happy more often than you're sad?
I would say ‘I am happy’ but I cannot speak for you…
3. What do you consider your most positive trait?
Dang, the only trait I can think of is portrait…and mine isn’t very positive…they got the eyes all wrong…
4. What one area of your personality do you think needs work?
All areas of my personality are in early retirement and no longer work
5. Do you have phobias?
Fear of clowns and mimes surrounding my car at a stop light that never changes while I have to listen to bad music because there are no other radio stations
6. How do you feel about sex?
Works for me!!!
7. Do you believe that every personality defect can be traced back to walking in on your parents having sex when you were 3?
You are assuming I was walking by age 3…
8. Would you say you're normally or abnormally empathetic?
I’m normally pathetic…
9. How many times a day do you experience apathy?
Is that a cable show? A puzzle game? A new Wii program?
10. Do you believe someone else is responsible for all your problems?
Of course; this is the age of blame somebody else
11. Do you believe that you always learn from your mistakes?
Mistakes? I don’t have mistakes. It’s all YOUR fault!!! Refer to previous question…
12. Do you feel that you're entitled to pampering and coddling and that you're special just because you were born?
I am special. Everyone says I’m ‘special’
13. Do you have any annoying habits?
You mean like forming every sentence into a question? Do you think I do that a lot? Is it pretty irritating? Do you feel compelled to answer?
14. Do you feel like people are out to get you?
Nah, I never go out so the fact that they are out….they’ll never get me.
15. Do you think angst is fun?
No, but I like his sister angusta. Now she’s fun! ;)
16. Do you feel guilty because most of the world's ills are probably your fault?
My fault? Haven’t you referred back to question 10 yet? And don’t you think question 13 applies here too?
17. Do you subscribe to the "live and let live" philosophy?
I cancelled all my subscription; they just pile up in the magazine rack
18. Do you trust your instincts?
No, they took a South Pacific trip one time without me and I’m still jealous.
19. Do you think, overall, you're pretty normal?
No, but I’m normally pretty
20. What do you think of psychobabble?
I am the MASTER of it!
1. What, if anything, do you consider a character flaw in yourself?
What flaws? I'm poifect!
2. Would you say you're happy more often than you're sad?
I don't know about that, but I an definitely poor more often than I am flush.
3. What do you consider your most positive trait?
My negativity.
4. What one area of your personality do you think needs work?
I like slapstick.
5. Do you have phobias?
What do you mean? Has somebody said anything???
6. How do you feel about sex? GOOD! No. EXCELLENT! I'm lying of course.
7. Do you believe that every personality defect can be traced back to walking in on your parents having sex when you were 3?
I know for a fact that my parents weren't having sex when I was three.
My goldfish are older than three and I haven't had sex since I bought them a fishtank. I am somewhat more complicated than a goldfish ergo, their situation must have been worse than mine.
8. Would you say you're normally or abnormally empathetic?
If given a choice between normal and abby. I feel morally compelled to choose abby.
9. How many times a day do you experience apathy? Oh,....I don't know...
10. Do you believe someone else is responsible for all your problems?
Of course! I couldn't fuck up my life this badly without some kind of help.
11. Do you believe that you always learn from your mistakes?
Nobody does. That's how Dubuya got a second term.
12. Do you feel that you're entitled to pampering and coddling and that you're special just because you were born?
Isn't everybody?
13. Do you have any annoying habits?
I consider myself a Fartist.
14. Do you feel like people are out to get you?
No, but don't tell them that.
15. Do you think angst is fun?
Yeah, but I still prefer Scrabble and doughnuts.
16. Do you feel guilty because most of the world's ills are probably your fault?
My wife likes to get me to believe that at least once every menstrual cycle.
17. Do you subscribe to the "live and let live" philosophy?
Yeah, but I don't recieve their newsletters.
18. Do you trust your instincts?
Much more than the out stinks.
19. Do you think, overall, you're pretty normal?
Define normal and you too can work in the Obama organization.
20. What do you think of psychobabble?
Apparently any answer I could give you would be redundant.
IT ATE MY POST! I got to do it all again!
1. What, if anything, do you consider a character flaw in yourself?
I would say my complete lack of flaws, but then that would cancel itself out
2. Would you say you're happy more often than you're sad?
Yes
3. What do you consider your most positive trait?
My logic
4. What one area of your personality do you think needs work?
My emotional point of view
5. Do you have phobias?
Yes
6. How do you feel about sex?
Don't remember
7. Do you believe that every personality defect can be traced back to walking in on your parents having sex when you were 3?
I did?
8. Would you say you're normally or abnormally empathetic?
Abnormally
9. How many times a day do you experience apathy?
Too apathetic to keep count
10. Do you believe someone else is responsible for all your problems?
I have problems?
11. Do you believe that you always learn from your mistakes?
I would like to think so
12. Do you feel that you're entitled to pampering and coddling and that you're special just because you were born?
I am special just for being born considering 250 million sperm tried for the part, but I don't need coddling because of it. You are special too for the same reason
13. Do you have any annoying habits?
Yup
14. Do you feel like people are out to get you?
Should I? I do now.
15. Do you think angst is fun?
Sometimes
16. Do you feel guilty because most of the world's ills are probably your fault?
Nope, proud.
17. Do you subscribe to the "live and let live" philosophy?
Yes, except for those I killed.
18. Do you trust your instincts?
Nope
19. Do you think, overall, you're pretty normal?
Nope
20. What do you think of psychobabble?
Fun way to sound smart while saying nothing.
1..I'm way too trusting
2..Much more happy
3..The ability to put complete strangers at ease.
4..Do you think my personality needs work?
5..Fear of getting trapped in a tight space
6..Sex is natural and fun.
7..Thats crazy
8..Abnormaly empathetic
9..Who Cares?
10.Absolutely NOT
11.Yes indeed
12.Whats pampering?
13.I use the same Q-Tip for a week
14.Only when I drive..hehehe
15.No...It's depressing
16.No
17.Yes
18.Always
19.Except for a few perversions
20.What are you some sort of Paranoid Schizo?
Sherry, now my fingers are tired!!!
And it's ALL YOUR Fault!!!
xobgxo
17. Do you
subscribe to
the "live and let live" philosophy?
i get the newsletter
HAPPY HUMP DAY SJ!
¤ ¤ ¤
/t.
You all have amused the hell out of me with your wacky answers and I pronounce you all cured. I make a pretty good shrink, huh?:)
1. What, if anything, do you consider a character flaw in yourself?
A. I'm a chronic worrier.
2. Would you say you're happy more often than you're sad?
A. You can say that, if happiness means not being unhappy...
3. What do you consider your most positive trait?
A. My Will Power, ( which most people confuse as my stubbornness)
4. What one area of your personality do you think needs work?
A.I am quite flawed & don't know where to start...actually it could be my confusion...
5. Do you have phobias?
A. I fear being buried alive & losing my child
6. How do you feel about sex?
A. Sex? what is that? I can't even trace it in the dictionary...
7. Do you believe that every personality defect can be traced back to walking in on your parents having sex when you were 3?
A. You get over that sooner or later, specially when you have sex yourself...
8. Would you say you're normally or abnormally empathetic?
A. Abnormally so , without a doubt!
9. How many times a day do you experience apathy?
A. Every day at least once, for my neighbor.I don't even feel guilty for ignoring the "love thy neighbor as thyself"
10. Do you believe someone else is responsible for all your problems?
A. Me & only me is responsible. Others may have initiated some, but in the final reckoning it was how I let that effect me that matters.
11. Do you believe that you always learn from your mistakes?
A. I Do & I don't. You see, it takes me more than once in some matters to learn. I am not that intelligent...
12. Do you feel that you're entitled to pampering and coddling and that you're special just because you were born?
A. Actually we are. But we are made to believe otherwise. It is a society flawed at large. For when we are children, whenever we cry or are sick we are made to feel special & we laugh we are criticized of making noise. Thus we grow up believing that we ought to be guilty for laughing or for any positive kind of loving that we receive...
13. Do you have any annoying habits?
A.Eating Fullers earth
14. Do you feel like people are out to get you?
A. No they are not. They hardly have any time for me for that matter.I fell some supposedly close people looking through me rather.
15. Do you think angst is fun?
A. No its not!
16. Do you feel guilty because most of the world's ills are probably your fault?
A. Nope
17. Do you subscribe to the "live and let live" philosophy?
A. I do. & also to each his own.
18. Do you trust your instincts?
A. Almost always.
19. Do you think, overall, you're pretty normal?
A. I guess so.
20. What do you think of psychobabble?
A. Dissection.
Dang, gonna make me work hyar...
1. Character flaw?
Yep, I got 'em.
2. More happy or sad?
Yep.
3. Most positive trait?
My sense of humor
4. One part of my personality that needs work?
More than one, I reckon...
5. Phobias?
Yep.
6. How do I feel about sex?
How does "Rrrowrrr" grab ya?
7. Can I trace personality defects to walking in on my parents having sex when I was 3?
I can't REMEMBER being 3, let alone walking in on the dog doing a knothole...but I'll answer this one better at #10...
8. Empathetic?
Sometimes ;)
9. Apathetic how often?
Oh, I dunno...sometimes.... *TOING*
10. Is someone else responsible for my problems?
Not being a "progressive", no, any problems I have are mine to take responsibility for, and the initiative to fix.
11. Learn from mistakes?
LOL...sometimes ;)
12. Entitled to special treatment because I was born?
LOL...not really ;) I don't mind some when I earn it, though...
13. Annoying habits?
Yep...
14. People out to get me?
Yep...all them scammers I've baited....
15. Is angst fun?
I suppose as fun as a porcupine enema...
16. Feel guilty over world ills?
LMAO...not a bit. Carbon offsets my butt...
17. Live and let live philosophy?
Generally, save for with certain bugs, lowlife, scum-sucking terrorist types, and those who think they can run my life better for me than I can...
18. Trust instincts?
Not as often as I should
19. Normal?
Except for storm chasing, scammer baiting, and a few of my various character flaws, oh heck yeah...
20. What do I think of psychobabble?
It's generally as useful as a fart in church ;)
Mona and Skunk, I'm also certifying you two as cured and thank you for submitting yourselves to my shrinking endeavors.:)
Happy Thanksgiving Serena!
Soitenly, Serena! Now that my head's shrunk, I can git a smaller hat ;)
And happy Thanksgiving (or the Indian equivalent thereof) to you, Mona.
How about that, Skunk? You not only got medical advice but fashion help as well. All gratis!:)
1. What, if anything, do you consider a character flaw in yourself?
I'm too nice to people.
2. Would you say you're happy more often than you're sad?
Yes. Absolutely.
3. What do you consider your most positive trait?
My absolute understanding and my ability to look at both sides of the story in the worst of situations.
4. What one area of your personality do you think needs work?
My ability to say no and not feel guilty about it.
5. Do you have phobias?
I do not like the tri-star horse.
6. How do you feel about sex?
I love sex and if I could have a guy friend around who would just have sex with me with no commitment beyond a sweet and loyal friendship(I have to have the friendship), it would be a perfect partnership for me.
7. Do you believe that every personality defect can be traced back to walking in on your parents having sex when you were 3?
Nah. I never heard nor saw my parents.
8. Would you say you're normally or abnormally empathetic?
Abnormally, that's for sure.
9. How many times a day do you experience apathy?
Probably every single minute of my day.
10. Do you believe someone else is responsible for all your problems?
Hell no. I take full responsibility for my choices.
11. Do you believe that you always learn from your mistakes?
Yes.
12. Do you feel that you're entitled to pampering and coddling and that you're special just because you were born?
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....
13. Do you have any annoying habits?
Yes. Lots.
14. Do you feel like people are out to get you?
Not normally, but there are some people who I deserve to be hated by, that's for sure.
15. Do you think angst is fun?
Nah, but being sarcastically mad can be comical.
16. Do you feel guilty because most of the world's ills are probably your fault?
Nope. I'm good.
17. Do you subscribe to the "live and let live" philosophy?
Yes.
18. Do you trust your instincts?
I have instincts, but I don't always trust them.
19. Do you think, overall, you're pretty normal?
Most of the time. I think I want the things from life that most everyone wants.
20. What do you think of psychobabble?
It's fun to analyze. :)
--snow
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