Miss Begotten is one of my pet names for myself, for Southern Gothic reasons best kept to myself. Miss Begotten tries to speak plainly, but sometimes she tends to babble -- parenthetically, of course. It's never my intention to offend (and usually that's true - except on those [maybe not so] rare occasions when I mean it very friggin' much) but it sometimes happens, so if you're unusually easily offended...
Thursday, October 16, 2008
The Thursday Q & A
You were probably having a pretty good Thursday 'til you popped over here and found yourself in the Interrogation Chamber. Don't worry, though. It won't hurt. Too much.
1. I escaped the wrath of the full moon this month. How about you?
2. Tell me a remedy for sore, achy feet.
3. Are you the oldest, youngest, or a middle child in your family?
4. My dog keeps giving me looks in my new place as though asking, "Ma, when are we going home?" What should I tell her?
5. How do you like your eggs -- fried, scrambled, poached, etc.?
6. Do you buy lottery tickets?
7. Is the weather still summer-like where you are? (It is here, and it's starting to feel weird.)
And now you get to interrogate these ridiculous blasfomys.
would you beleave - Please -- be gone now!
happened threw out the whole marriage
tramatic
devorce
sett up
i thank it is best
I'm no raven beauty
cooperate takeover
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1. Escape full moon?
Nawp...it kicked my arse at work Sunday/Monday.
2. Remedy for sore feet?
Yep...stay off 'em ;)
3. Oldest, middle or youngest child?
Oldest male, but middle child of five.
4. Dog displacement?
*Rover...youse home. Deal widdit, and stop looking at me sideways*
5. How like eggs?
Every way but raw and hatched.
6. Buy lottery tickets?
Yep...we all have our ways to waste money (besides on taxes and politics).
7. Weather hereabouts?
After a couple days of definitive winter weather, we're back to an Indian summeresque period.
Raven beauty: Sheryl Crow
*ducking boos and throwd LPs*
happened threw out the whole marriage - legal separation with attitude and a high trajectory?
tramatic - describing a terrifying experience caused by a streetcar.
devorce - a power that flows through and binds all things, as in "May devorce be with you."
sett up - arrange a date with a girl who is a t's.
i thank it is best - selection of the optimum choice in Texas.
I'm no raven beauty - it's the crow's feet that prevent it.
cooperate takeover - a hostile takeover conducted with the help of allies.
1. I escaped the wrath of the full moon this month. How about you?
No, I embraced it. I invited it over for dinner. We had meatloaf. The moon cleared the table and I did the dishes.
2. Tell me a remedy for sore, achy feet.
Amputation
3. Are you the oldest, youngest, or a middle child in your family?
All of them. I’m an only child. I think they were afraid after me!
4. My dog keeps giving me looks in my new place as though asking, "Ma, when are we going home?" What should I tell her?
That’s life. Just when you get to like something; they’ll yank it away from you…
5. How do you like your eggs -- fried, scrambled, poached, etc.?
From a chicken preferably
6. Do you buy lottery tickets?
Never have. I’m just hoping a giant palate of cash falls into my backyard from the sky. The odds are about the same…
7. Is the weather still summer-like where you are? (It is here, and it's starting to feel weird.)
No, it’s definitely looking and feeling like fall. The rain just came today. It’ll leave about early July…
1. I escaped the wrath of the full moon this month. How about you? Got whopped hard...my boss had to have a talk with me even.
2. Tell me a remedy for sore, achy feet. Comfy couches
3. Are you the oldest, youngest, or a middle child in your family?
LOL...I am the only-youngest-middle child. I am my parent's only, but the youngest from my mother's second marriage and the middle in my father's third.
4. My dog keeps giving me looks in my new place as though asking, "Ma, when are we going home?" What should I tell her?
Tell her nothing...I find women never listen anyway.....ooops
5. How do you like your eggs -- fried, scrambled, poached, etc.?
Still in the bird
6. Do you buy lottery tickets?
No
7. Is the weather still summer-like where you are? (It is here, and it's starting to feel weird.)
I live in Florida so there are no other seasons.
1. New moon? you already know of my torture...
2. Wintergreen Oil
3. I am the second amongst 5
4.Tell the dog. You just got married
5. I like them hard boiled ( its 2:30 am here & now I feel like having boiled eggs & new york cheese cake!
6. no lottery tickets for me!
7. Its HOT here. We still have the airconditioner going full blast
happened threw out the whole marriage : it happened so, that s/he remained single till his/her marrying age was over
tramatic : an automatic singing machine that goes on tra la la
devorce : to annul divorce
sett up : push up breasts with a corset
i thank it is best : I am thankful that the best has happened
I'm no raven beauty : I am not Black Beauty
cooperate takeover : a takeover that happens with co operation of all
It's now my weekend, Skunk, and there's nothing I HAVE to do, so I can perhaps heed your #2 advice. Yeah, I'm trying to get the sentiments of #3 across to the dog. She's a little slow, but she'll get it. Eventually.:)
Bilbo! You ACED those "words" today, dude.:-)
I am so envious, VE. Why can't I have an intimate relationship like that with the moon? It's not like I hate meat loaf. I believe I'll pass on your #2 advice. I NEED those puppies.:)
Oh, no, Kan! Bad tangle with the moon this month? I'm sorry to hear that. May de vorce be with you -- and your boss. Your #2 advice works for me. Yes, indeed! LOL and a mea culpa at your #4.:)
My commiserations on the moon stuff, Mona. I hope you can relax and get some rest now. Re your #4, yikes! I can't lie to my puppy! It's still pretty hot here, too, but it IS cooling down. You did a good job with those "words," madam.:)
1..The Moon was beautiful
2..Jellin with Dr Shoals
3..Oldest of 6
4..Doggie treats
5..All ways
6..Yes I do
7..Cool and damp
Have a relaxing week-end Sherry!
xobgxo
I can still see it, Galen, and it's still beautiful. I've tried every type of shoe; my dogs still hurt. But I've had this before; it passes. Wishing you a relaxing weekend, too, dude.:)
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