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1. What time did you go to bed last night?
2. What time did you get up this morning?
3. What did you have for dinner last night?
4. What are you having for lunch today?
5. How many fillings do you have in your mouth?
6. If you're a male, how many ties do you own?
7. If you're a female, how many pairs of earrings do you own?
8. Do you like the crusts trimmed off your sandwiches?
9. What color is your favorite towel?
10. Where are you at this exact moment? And ... what are you wearing?
Well, this one's a total crock. I'm not decorating, dressing up, or throwing a costume party. Why don't you guys try it and see if it lies to you.
You Are Candy Corn |
 Your Halloween personality is whimsical, colorful, and creative. You see Halloween as a time to get your creative juices flowing. Each year, Halloween can't start soon enough for you. You tend to go all out for Halloween. You decorate like crazy and always dress up. |
TWISTED LINGUISTICS shows you these blasfomys, then tucks tail and runs, leaving you to deal with them.
a stricker parent
narcississtic
custoday
infedility
Chriastian
devistated
oppertunity
you losted it
potrigiest
Pakastanis
8 comments:
1. What time did you go to bed last night?
Greenwich Mean Time
2. What time did you get up this morning?
Greenwich Mean Time +1
3. What did you have for dinner last night?
ZESTY Chicken Gumbo Soup (note that it was ZESTY, just like my redheads)
4. What are you having for lunch today?
Nothing. The ZESTY soup from last night makes anything I might have for lunch seem bland by comparison
5. How many fillings do you have in your mouth?
One less, after the soup. That's how ZESTY it was
6. If you're a male, how many ties do you own?
Winners never settle for ties
7. If you're a female, how many pairs of earrings do you own?
This is discrimination. Guys trying to look hip but who actually look gay, can own earrings too
8. Do you like the crusts trimmed off your sandwiches?
Yes. I also like the crust trimmed off of my planet as well as my shorts
9. What color is your favorite towel?
Ramada Red
10. Where are you at this exact moment? And ... what are you wearing?
At an orgy comprised exclusively of people with severe sunburns. I am wearing a suit made out of rusty Brillo pads
a stricker parent - one attempting to rear a stricker?
narcississtic - a Mississippi narcissist.
custoday - your day to have the child after the divorce.
infedility - when banks cheat with your money after they've been bailed out by the government.
Chriastian - one who worships the Cold War-era radio station in West Berlin ("Rundfunk im Amerikanischen Sektor - RIAS"). Yes, it's a reach and I'm dating myself, but sue me.
devistated - appalled at the view.
oppertunity - another chance for Governor Palin to look pert and cutesy.
you losted it - hope you founded it again.
potrigiest - haunted weed.
Pakastanis - the guys who move your furniture in Kabul.
1. What time did you go to bed last night?
I went to bed at 9:30pm, got to sleep at 11:00pm (newlyweds you know)
2. What time did you get up this morning?
At 6:00am for my morning run and then my daily blog post afterwards
3. What did you have for dinner last night?
Thai food. I didn’t even have to go to Thailand to get it. Amazing!
4. What are you having for lunch today?
Something I’ll regret I’m sure
5. How many fillings do you have in your mouth?
Usually three…once during breakfast, once during lunch, and once during dinner.
6. If you're a male, how many ties do you own?
I used to have some tie stick…but that was the 70s
7. If you're a female, how many pairs of earrings do you own?
I’m not but I do have a pair for my pirate costume
8. Do you like the crusts trimmed off your sandwiches?
I don’t go for the concept of sandwhiches. I like to form nice bite size round balls of bread on the outside and whatever on the inside.
9. What color is your favorite towel?
See-through
10. Where are you at this exact moment? And ... what are you wearing?
At my computer. I’m wearing my retro bell-bottomed boxers…
HAPPY
HUMP DAY
SERENA JOY!
oh, and... work it now...
narcississtic: drug squad officer with a girl's 'tell'
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/t.
1. What time to bed last night?
9:30 pm
2. What time up?
2:30 am
3. Dinner last night?
Chinese-delivered crispy duck for that artery-hardening pleasure one gets listening to the artery harden with each greasy bite...
4. Lunch today?
A Quarter Pounder with cheese and fries, to catch any part of the arteries I missed last night...
5. # of fillings?
8, all from my childhood.
6. # of ties?
An even dozen, down from three dozen, all from the late 80s-early 90s (which tells you how often I wear one...)
8. Crust on sandwich?
Oh heck yeah, I eat the whole thang...
9. Favorite color towel?
Nawp...just whatever's remotely clean...
10. Where at and wearing what just now?
At the 'puter answerin' this hyar, in jeans and a polo shirt with Bill the Cat acking all over the front of it...
Puggy, you need to lighten up on the zesty soup if it's eating the fillings outta your mouth. Geez. Point conceded on the earrings; my favorite man actually has a nice collection of earrings. Gay, he ain't. Good luck at the orgy; NOT a good place for rusty Brillo pads.:)
LOL at your definitions today, Bilbo. For some reason, I found the premise of haunted weed particularly humorous.:-)
I hope #4 didn't turn out too badly for you, VE. Fashion hint: If you'll put on one of those 70s ties with your bell-bottomed boxers, you'll look quite stylish.:-)
I'm chuckling out loud at your "narcississtic," /t. Happy Hump Day!:)
You get about the same amount of sleep I do, Skunk -- except that I go to sleep later and get up later. I don't think I could get up at 2:30 and be anywhere near functional. I LOVE Quarter Pounders With Cheese -- and fries. My arteries be damned!:)
1..Midnight at the Oasis
2..6AM
3..Hot Dogs
4..We have been so busy, the company bought lunch..Greek Salad and Pizza.
5..No fillings
6..Oh, you remembered 6 this week? I have about 90 ties
7..I'm NOT a girl, but I do own about 20 ear rings.
8..Crust? Oh Yeah!!
9..I like any clean towel.
10..Hehehe..In my bathroom..Boxers, white sox, Harley T..
Now you know just a little bit more about me !
:-)
xobgxo
Interesting tidbits, Galen. Hotdogs for lunch, huh? How delici -- er, delightful. Yes, I did remember 6 this week. She can count! And escapes getting sent to The Home for another week.:)
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