Monday, September 15, 2008
A few words with dual meanings:
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female - Any part under a car's hood.
Male - The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female - Fully opening up oneself emotionally to another.
Male - Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female - The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male - Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female - A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male - Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female - A good movie, concert, play, or book.
Male - Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female - An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male - A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female - The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male - Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female - A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male - A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
9. He said: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said: You wear pants, don't you?
PSA: There's another pet food recall, this time for salmonella. Go to this site to check your brand.
Twisted Linguistics offers these blasfomys for your defining pleasure.
heresay - You may state that in this one place and no other.
bi-product - Goods marketed to those who love everybody.
contract breeches - Special pants worn for contractual negotiations.
poping magic pills - Parochial medications with miraculous properties.
beef strokenoff - A lonely male model.
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