Today's Q&A is a hodge-podge of seemingly disconnected questions. But are they? Isn't there a connectedness to everything in the end?
1. What time do you get up on work days?
2. How late do you sleep on the weekends?
3. When was the last time you saw the inside of a church?
4. How long has it been since you got a raise at work?
5. If applicable, how old is your youngest child?
6. Have you bought a book in the last 2 weeks? If so, what was it?
7. When was the last time you cleaned out your refrigerator?
8. When was the last time you cleaned behind your refrigerator?
9. When did you last wash your car?
10. What are you wearing right now?
11. Where are you right now?
12. Do you sing in the shower? If you do:
(a) Are you any good?
(b) Do you enjoy it?
(c) Does anyone ever ask you to stop?
13. In light of high fuel prices, if you had to choose some mode of transportation in lieu of an automobile, what would it be?
TWISTED LINGUISTICS brought in these heathen blasfomys for today's Inquisition festivities.
merchindise - Goods manufactured and marketed for chin control.
stugling - Another of those unspeakable sexual practices.
I extort you to listen - Either listen to me or pay up.
facinating - An unhealthy obsession with facts.
halarious - Something funny ha-ha funny.
indains
filopinos
He's a morin
imature
hold a candly
17 comments:
halarious
ha haha aha haha aha haha ah aha ah haha aha ha aha haha aha haha aha hah aha haha aha haha ah haha aha haha aha haha aha hah ha aha haha aha haha aha hah aha haha aha haha ah ha aha haha aha haha ah ha ha ha ha aha haha aha haha aha hah aha haha aha haha ah ha hah fa ha aha hah aah ah ha ha ha ha!
(and i hope this beats the g-man by mere seconds)
ha aha haha aha haha aha hah aha haha aha haha ah haha aha haha aha haha aha hah aha haha aha haha ah ha!
HAPPY THURSDAY SERENA JOY!
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/t.
1. What time do you get up on work days?
9:33
2. How late do you sleep on the weekends?
About 12:30 or 1
3. When was the last time you saw the inside of a church?
A what? Jewish =D
4. How long has it been since you got a raise at work?
Two years, but I am maxed out I think and would need more work to get more money. I am happy with less money.
5. If applicable, how old is your youngest child?
My youngest kitty is 8
6. Have you bought a book in the last 2 weeks? If so, what was it?
No
7. When was the last time you cleaned out your refrigerator?
I tend to let things crawl out on their own when they are good and ready.
8. When was the last time you cleaned behind your refrigerator?
I can never move my refrigerator to clean behind because it is blocking the doorway to an evil world.
9. When did you last wash your car?
I paid someone
10. What are you wearing right now?
Jeans and shirt
11. Where are you right now?
Work
12. Do you sing in the shower?
Yes
If you do:
(a) Are you any good? Everyone is great in their shower
(b) Do you enjoy it? Usually
(c) Does anyone ever ask you to stop? My cats
13. In light of high fuel prices, if you had to choose some mode of transportation in lieu of an automobile, what would it be?
Slave's back, but that would open up a whole slew of other problems.
1. What time do you get up on work days? - 4:10 AM
2. How late do you sleep on the weekends? - 6:00 AM
3. When was the last time you saw the inside of a church? - May 30, 08 (for a wedding)
4. How long has it been since you got a raise at work? - 7 months
5. If applicable, how old is your youngest child? - 35
6. Have you bought a book in the last 2 weeks? If so, what was it? - Yes; Water for Elephants, by Sara Gruen
7. When was the last time you cleaned out your refrigerator? - about a month ago.
8. When was the last time you cleaned behind your refrigerator? - I'm afraid to.
9. When did you last wash your car? - about 3 weeks ago.
10. What are you wearing right now?
11. Where are you right now?
12. Do you sing in the shower? - Yes - If you do:
(a) Are you any good? - No
(b) Do you enjoy it? - Yes
(c) Does anyone ever ask you to stop? - Sometimes
13. In light of high fuel prices, if you had to choose some mode of transportation in lieu of an automobile, what would it be? - The transporter system from Star Trek.
merchindise - razor blades.
stugling - can't beat Serena on this one...see "morin," below.
I extort you to listen - Serena nailed this one.
facinating - An unhealthy obsession with facts (true, but not applicable to presidential candidates).
halarious - not only funny, but religiously acceptable for Muslims to laugh at it.
indains - hip residents of Copenhagen.
filopinos - individual elements stored in your filofax (extra point if you know what a filofax is).
He's a morin - see Serena's definition of "stugling" above.
imature - I'm an American, pleased to meetcha.
hold a candly - like holding a bottly, but less likely to break if dropped.
1. What time do you get up on work days?
Bwahahahaha
2. How late do you sleep on the weekends?
8 or 9am
3. When was the last time you saw the inside of a church?
Bwahahahaha
4. How long has it been since you got a raise at work?
Bwahahahaha
5. If applicable, how old is your youngest child?
Nearly 12
6. Have you bought a book in the last 2 weeks? If so, what was it?
Wonderful Tonight: George Harrison, Eric Clapton and Me by Pattie Boyd
7. When was the last time you cleaned out your refrigerator?
Bwahahahaha
8. When was the last time you cleaned behind your refrigerator?
Bwahahahaha
9. When did you last wash your car?
After my daughter kept signing clean me from the road grime
10. What are you wearing right now?
Wearing? Bwahahahaha
11. Where are you right now?
Driving, of course…
12. Do you sing in the shower? If you do:
(a) Are you any good?
(b) Do you enjoy it?
(c) Does anyone ever ask you to stop?
I hate it when neighbors come into my shower while I am singing and ask me to stop…
13. In light of high fuel prices, if you had to choose some mode of transportation in lieu of an automobile, what would it be?
Personal Rickshaw…
1. Time get up for work
2:30a
2. Time get up on weekends
5:30a
3. Last time saw inside of church
last time I watched a movie with a church in it
4. Last raise at work
when the cocktail waitress...er...oops...almost a year ago
5. NA
6. Bought books in last two weeks?
Yep...Chosin by Eric Hammel and The Story of WWII by Donald Miller
7. Last time cleaned refrig?
I don't; I let the Bylaws of AbbyNormal Nature handle the chaos amidst morphing leftovers
8. Last time cleaned behind refrig?
Next time I move...
9. Last car wash
last rainstorm I got caught in
10. Wearing now?
soiled, baggy sweats
11. Where now?
home
12. Sing in shower?
Only if I want the water to turn off, and run screaming back up the pipe...
13. Different mode of transportation?
trying to negotiate for the transporter from the Enterprise...
1. What time do you get up on work days? Somewhere between 4:30 and 7:30...I wake up with the sun if I can, 7:30 by the alarm, if I can't.
2. How late do you sleep on the weekends?
depends...usually no later than 9.
3. When was the last time you saw the inside of a church?
i went into a chapel at the hospital yesterday.
4. How long has it been since you got a raise at work?
sore point.
5. If applicable, how old is your youngest child?
another sore point.
6. Have you bought a book in the last 2 weeks? If so, what was it?
nope
7. When was the last time you cleaned out your refrigerator?
a couple of months, actually (ew)
8. When was the last time you cleaned behind your refrigerator?
a couple of years! (double ew)
9. When did you last wash your car?
when i last owned a car
10. What are you wearing right now?
cheeky!
11. Where are you right now?
on the sofa in my lounge watching the sunset...I had a nice massage tonight. waiting to talk to someone special who lives in another country then I'm going to go to bed.
12. Do you sing in the shower? If you do:
(a) Are you any good? I think so
(b) Do you enjoy it? yes
(c) Does anyone ever ask you to stop? no
13. In light of high fuel prices, if you had to choose some mode of transportation in lieu of an automobile, what would it be?
my own wings!
Such great mirth, /t.! I'm happy you're so happy. And what's not to be happy about? It's THURSDAY! Happy Thursday!:)
Kan, I'm cringing at your #7, and nodding my head in agreement at #8. Some things, it's just best not to mess with. So sorry to hear the kitty-kids don't enjoy your singing.:)
My goodness, Bilbo, you're ALWAYS up early. #6 -- I keep meaning to obtain that title, and keep forgetting. #8 -- I'm of the same opinion. Really good definitions today, and those words weren't easy, either. I DO know what a Filofax is. Do I get the point?
Clearly, you enjoyed the hell out of these questions, VE. So much laughter! You know, if Kan can be convinced to share his slave, you could get your rickshaw on the road.:)
Skunky, why on earth do you get up in the middle of the night?! You must have to go to work early, but ... up so early on your days off? LOL at your 4 and 7. Good luck on that transporter thing.:)
Your sleep habits sound about like mine, Pinks. I usually wake with the sun, but have an alarm clock for backup. #8 - LOL. #10 - of course, I am! I'm envious of your massage. Have a nice chat and sleep well.:)
1. What time do you get up on work days?
Whenever I want
2. How late do you sleep on the weekends?
6:30 am
3. When was the last time you saw the inside of a church?
Last century
4. How long has it been since you got a raise at work?
1 year ago
5. If applicable, how old is your youngest child?
16 almost 17
6. Have you bought a book in the last 2 weeks? If so, what was it?
no
7. When was the last time you cleaned out your refrigerator?
Can't remember
8. When was the last time you cleaned behind your refrigerator?
5 years ago. My fridge won't budge
9. When did you last wash your car?
What do you think rain is for? Now it is a moot point.
10. What are you wearing right now?
shorts and my "Ireland, Been There Drank That" tee shirt
11. Where are you right now?
sitting on my couch
12. Do you sing in the shower? If you do:
(a) Are you any good?
(b) Do you enjoy it?
(c) Does anyone ever ask you to stop?
A, B and mostly C
13. In light of high fuel prices, if you had to choose some mode of transportation in lieu of an automobile, what would it be?
Since I'm without a car at the moment it already is walking.
1. What time do you get up on work days?
Just before the boss gets in, or an hour before it's time to go home, which ever happens first.
2. How late do you sleep on the weekends?
Sleep is for wussies.
3. When was the last time you saw the inside of a church?
Before the last Vatican Council ruled against it.
4. How long has it been since you got a raise at work?
My boss doesn't like our "partnership" to be about money. She wants it to be about friendship. So I'm too embarrassed to bring it up.
5. If applicable, how old is your youngest child?
Seems like every pup in this town resembles me, so it's almost impossible to tell. Let's play it safe and assume that conception counts ... so, 1-hour, then.
6. Have you bought a book in the last 2 weeks? If so, what was it?
"How to Live Forever" by George Carlin (R.I.P. buddy)
7. When was the last time you cleaned out your refrigerator?
It's usually cool to my advances, so we haven't attained that level of intimacy yet.
8. When was the last time you cleaned behind your refrigerator?
It definitely wouldn't go for that. I'd have to rent one who's into those sorts of activities.
9. When did you last wash your car?
The last time the neighbor left her hose unattended.
10. What are you wearing right now?
Was that YOU who keeps calling?
11. Where are you right now?
In the tub with a long extension cord plugged into a standard (non-GFI) outlet hooked to this laptop.
12. Do you sing in the shower?
Yes.
If you do:
(a) Are you any good?
I like to think I am. The ladies seem to pretend that they like it.
(b) Do you enjoy it?
Not unless the lady enjoys it as much or more than me.
(c) Does anyone ever ask you to stop?
All the time. I chalk it up to sensory overload, and being too skilled.
13. In light of high fuel prices, if you had to choose some mode of transportation in lieu of an automobile, what would it be?
Helium balloon.
Your outfit sounds cute, Roxan. That's such a bummer about your car. Any word yet from the insurance company about repairing/replacing it?
#1 sounds like a pretty good deal, Puggy. You'd better keep the boss happy and hang onto that job. #2 -- hey, I resent that! I love my sleep and I'm no wussie. #5 -- who's getting pick of the litter? #8 -- yeah, you do have to be careful, can't just spring it on an unsuspecting fridge. #10 -- damn it, you have caller ID, don't you?:)
1. What time do you get up on work days?
5:30 a.m.
2. How late do you sleep on the weekends?
sometimes until 8
3. When was the last time you saw the inside of a church?
oh, come now!
4. How long has it been since you got a raise at work?
I got a raise at my last job in April, 2007, then my job was eliminated (how many times can that happen to one woman in a lifetime???). I'm happy to say that at the new job we are counting down to raise date.... July 19. Yes, I will buy you some shoes.
5. If applicable, how old is your youngest child?
22! How did that happen? I was a child bride.
6. Have you bought a book in the last 2 weeks? If so, what was it?
Have I bought 10? Or 12? Something like that. The last one was "Child 44". Great book!
7. When was the last time you cleaned out your refrigerator?
3 weeks ago.
8. When was the last time you cleaned behind your refrigerator?
In 1993 in CT, our old refrigerator bit the dust. I was forced to clean behind it before the guys installed the new one. Now, I just move whenever I have to clean.
9. When did you last wash your car?
6 weeks ago. I can't afford it now because I rarely have enough money for gas. :)
10. What are you wearing right now?
Jeans and T
11. Where are you right now?
At my computer, silly.
12. Do you sing in the shower? If
you do:
(a) Are you any good?
(b) Do you enjoy it?
(c) Does anyone ever ask you to stop?
Well, of course! And I enjoy every last, cracked off key note. But no one else does.
13. In light of high fuel prices, if you had to choose some mode of transportation in lieu of an automobile, what would it be?
Easy. Helicopter.
HAD FUN WITH THIS! QUID
DAMN..!!!!!
Missed being first by mere hours!!!
/t....You'll get your come-uppence!
Sherry, are you just gonna stand by and and let me get Pinata'ed by your club-wielding minions?
I'm almost Non-Plussed!!!!
xox
Re #4, Quid, I love 'ya, darlin'! Shoes!! Seriously, I hope you get a whopping good raise. #6 - I'm not surprised at your numbers. It's a wonder either of us has any money left over for food after we indulge our book habits. #5 - geez, where does time go? I've "known" that boy since he was a kid. #12 - as long as YOU enjoy it, that's all that matters.:)
"Almost" don't get it, Galen. You have to be either plussed or non. I'll speak to the minions, but very gently. I'd hate to see you turned into a piñata, but I'm scared of clubs, too.:-)
Too many questions. I'm in my pajamas. I bought them at Walgreens. Yeah. I like to buy clothes at drugstores. Say it. I'm cheap. I don't drive and can't sing. Crow noises scare the neighbors.
Jammies are jammies, CD. As long as they feel good, doesn't matter where they come from. I can't sing, either. I don't really care about the neighbors.:-)
1. What time do you get up on work days?
6am.
2. How late do you sleep on the weekends?
sigh...around 6am... :( stupid biological clock!
3. When was the last time you saw the inside of a church?
At PrettyHairGirl's wedding.
4. How long has it been since you got a raise at work?
One month.
5. If applicable, how old is your youngest child?
Four.
6. Have you bought a book in the last 2 weeks? If so, what was it?
No, but I have three right now I want to buy.
7. When was the last time you cleaned out your refrigerator?
I clean mine everytime I go "big" grocery shopping, so yesterday night. (usually once a week)
8. When was the last time you cleaned behind your refrigerator?
Ew. Never. I couldn't move it anyway.
9. When did you last wash your car?
Much too long. Much much too long.
10. What are you wearing right now?
Jean shorts and a red sleeveless sweater type shirt.
11. Where are you right now?
In my dining room/office
12. Do you sing in the shower? If you do:
(a) Are you any good?
Depends on the song.
(b) Do you enjoy it?
Sure.
(c) Does anyone ever ask you to stop?
Nah. They are usually sleeping. ;)
13. In light of high fuel prices, if you had to choose some mode of transportation in lieu of an automobile, what would it be?
Rollerblades :) Heheh, actually Metrolink (electric train), if we had it here.
--snow
TRY to sleep 'til at least 7:00 tomorrow, Snow. Congrats on your raise a month ago. #8 - my fridge has wheels, but I still use the excuse that I can't move it. LOL. No Metrolink here, either. And alas, I lack the coordination for rollerblades.:)
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