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You're going on a road trip with one other person.
1. With which person would you go?
2. You can take only one suitcase. What would you pack in it?
3. Would you insist on an itinerary, or would you prefer to let the open road take you where it will?
4. You're allowed to bring 3 CDs. Which ones will they be?
5. Would you take your laptop?
6. How often will you need a pit stop?
7. Is any old roadside motel okay with you, or will it have to be a "brand name?"
8. When it comes to accommodations, will you require room service?
9. What about camping? Would that work for you?
10. How long will you be gone?
TWISTED LINGUISTICS is going to send these blasfomys packing down the road, but first we're going to have a little fun with them. I know you can do a better job with them than I did.
reatards - Leotards for the intellectually challenged.
esample - What Ricky Ricardo tries to set for Lucy.
site back and enjoy - Hit your "back" button and spend more time on that Web page.
homschooled crountry girl - The valedictorian at her farmhouse.
percation - The act of putting new percale sheets on the bed.
sequile - Her next book has a fancy, sequined cover.
brewding - The mark left when Bubba hit the still with his truck.
my book singing - This book is surely a candidate for beatification.
famouse
becomne
exscuse
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The Route 66 Driving Tour
1. With which person would you go?
No one. I would do a solo trip.
2. You can take only one suitcase. What would you pack in it?
Two pairs of jeans, a few tee-shirts, boxers and socks, bathroom stuff, and a laptop
3. Would you insist on an itinerary, or would you prefer to let the open road take you where it will?
Open road
4. You're allowed to bring 3 CDs. Which ones will they be?
Sublime- 40Oz to Freedom
Jesus Christ Super Star- Original London Cast
Pink Floyd-Animals
5. Would you take your laptop?
Yes, but I would have to buy one first
6. How often will you need a pit stop?
With my bladder, every 10 miles
7. Is any old roadside motel okay with you, or will it have to be a "brand name?"
Older the better
8. When it comes to accommodations, will you require room service?
Nope
9. What about camping? Would that work for you?
If needed, but I like showers
10. How long will you be gone? 2months
Hmmm...today's blasfomys are really tough, and Serena has already outdone me on several. Oh, well, here goes...
reatards - Serena wins this one right off the bat.
esample - the overblown product description on the Internet that suckers you into buying something stupid.
site back and enjoy - Serena wins this one, too, since everything I can think of is too dirty to use.
homschooled crountry girl - a graduate of a particularly inept rural home-schooling experiment.
percation - the allocation for each feline charged particle.
sequile - Serena, you win yet again!
brewding - (1) the little bell that tells you your beer is ready; (2) the somber mien of one who has imbibed too much beer and is staring vacantly into space.
my book singing - the ultimate cross between iPod and eBook.
famouse - Mickey, Minnie, or Mighty.
becomne - tilt.
exscuse - an alibi that didn't work last time, either.
1. With which person would you go?
1. It depends upon WHERE I'm going! & I certainly would not take anyone with me inside a rest room!:D
2. You can take only one suitcase. What would you pack in it?
2. Bare essentials, including my sanitary napkins each time. ( My dates are so screwed up)
3. Would you insist on an itinerary, or would you prefer to let the open road take you where it will?
3. Itinerary sucks! I hate preplanned vacations. I have to be up to it to do anything!
4. You're allowed to bring 3 CDs. Which ones will they be?
4. Enigma, Ghazals ( sung urdu poetry) & Ragas.
5. Would you take your laptop?
5. Definitely!
6. How often will you need a pit stop?
once in a hundred miles. But it all depends upon how much water I consume!
7. Is any old roadside motel okay with you, or will it have to be a "brand name?"
7. A Roadside Motel is perfectly okay, provided there are no bugs in the bed & the toilet is clean!
8. When it comes to accommodations, will you require room service?
8. NEVER! I hate room service. Once My door is closed, I would like to hand a ' DO NOT DISTURB' sign, each time!
9. What about camping? Would that work for you?
9. Absolutely. I would love that! I LOVE to sleep under the Sky. I often do that...sleep on my terrace!
10. How long will you be gone?
10.I could be a vagabond!
Kan, if you go solo, can you still yell ROAD TRIP? Okay, then. And you're taking Pink Floyd. Excellent choice! Your bladder sounds about like mine. LOL. You seem easy to please on the accommodations, so you should have a fine trip.:)
Bilbo, you didn't do too shabby yourself with the words. I love the "book singing" thingie.:)
I agree with you on #3, Mona. An itinerary kind of negates the whole concept of a road trip. #7 -- I'm with you there, too. Bed bugs and dirty toilets would ruin the whole adventure.:)
1. With which person would you go?
Scully from The "X" Files. She's a redhead, wouldn't talk my ear off, and I could spend the entire trip attempting to wear down her inhibitions.
2. You can take only one suitcase. What would you pack in it?
Wine and Rohypnol, in case my charm alone does not wear down her inhibitions.
3. Would you insist on an itinerary, or would you prefer to let the open road take you where it will?
Between the voices in my head, and the car practically driving itself, who needs an itinerary? Plus, I'll probably "run into" plenty of itinerants along the way.
4. You're allowed to bring 3 CDs. Which ones will they be?
a) 3-years at 5.25% fixed;
b) Buzz Aldrin at the Apollo;
c) James Brown - "Bubba the New Cellmate"
5. Would you take your laptop?
Of course. Driving can be SO boring without a distraction.
6. How often will you need a pit stop?
None. I've specially modified the seats and floors below so this need can be discretely accommodated in transit.
7. Is any old roadside motel okay with you, or will it have to be a "brand name?"
It has to be "Motel 666", because I signed up for their loyalty program just before my blogging success (which I now regret, because the AC never seems to work in any of their rooms)
8. When it comes to accommodations, will you require room service?
Yes. I must have a lady in a maid's uniform visit once a day, unannounced, at random times. I require that she tune my TV to a Spanish-speaking channel and provide me with individually wrapped cups constructed of a waxed paper product.
9. What about camping? Would that work for you?
Not unless I get to be the Scoutmaster this time. It was too painful the other way.
10. How long will you be gone?
Until I return. If I return.
Puggy, you do realize that Scully is preggers and you'll have to stop every 5-1/2 minutes for either food or a bathroom? She can't have any wine, either. That being said, I'm sure you'll have a very eventful stay at Motel 666, especially if Mulder and his dead sister show up.:)
Pregnant!? She told me she just had a big meal before we left! The truth must have been out there, outside of the car. That's it: I trust no one from here on out.
Puggy, are you sure you had nothing to do with this situation? If the new arrival is fawn colored and slightly bug-eyed, the truth will out.:)
Sanitary Napkins...???
Beats me.:)
:D, Ok, OB Tampons...whatever...
How is poor G man to know, he doesn't have periods.
But YOU Serena??? ( Shakes head)
Serena, will you please read my latest post? :)
Mea culpa. I do remember those items from my teenage days.:-)
Your latest post has been duly read and commented upon.:)
Road trip!
1. With whom would I go?
Preferably no one, as it aids in my answer for #3
2. Only one suitcase?
Always ;)
3. Itinerary or no?
Itinerary is departure date and tentative return date; all else is 'at whim'
4. Only 3 CDs. Which ones?
Easy: I'll burn 3 CDs of personal collection favorites
5. Laptop?
Nawp.
6. How often pit stops?
3-4 hours
7. Any roadside motel or name-brand?
Anything...that's part of the fun (adventure)
8. Room service?
Don' need no stinking room service
9. Camping?
have a sleeping bag in the car ;)
10. How long gone?
10-14 days
Skunk, you sound like an easy rider.:)
You're Going on a Road Trip...
"My Path to the Fountain of Youth" or Quidrock goes to St. Augustine.
1. With which person would you go?
I'm planning to go alone and meet up with an old friend who lives in Jacksonville.
2. You can take only one suitcase. What would you pack in it?
Flip flops, jeans, cotton shirts. Mascara, blush. Books .. of course. Mouthwash. :)
3. Would you insist on an itinerary, or would you prefer to let the open road take you where it will?
Heck, no trip is good with an itinerary.
4. You're allowed to bring 3 CDs. Which ones will they be?
The Eagles - "Long Road out of Eden"
Mary Chapin Carpenter - "Between Here and Gone"
Sheryl Crow - "Detours"
all road music, of course.
5. Would you take your laptop?
If I had one. Since I don't, I'll use HIS computer.
6. How often will you need a pit stop?
Every 2 hours.
7. Is any old roadside motel okay with you, or will it have to be a "brand name?"
Embassy Suites, baby. Always.
8. When it comes to accommodations, will you require room service?
No need.
9. What about camping? Would that work for you?
Not any more. In my misbegotten youth, yes.
10. How long will you be gone?
3 days if its good to see him again. More if its really good to see him again.
Quid, I hope your trip is everything you want it to be. And I hope it's good enough that it lasts more than 3 days!:)
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