Miss Begotten is one of my pet names for myself, for Southern Gothic reasons best kept to myself. Miss Begotten tries to speak plainly, but sometimes she tends to babble -- parenthetically, of course. It's never my intention to offend (and usually that's true - except on those [maybe not so] rare occasions when I mean it very friggin' much) but it sometimes happens, so if you're unusually easily offended...
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Royally Pissed
I had a post scheduled to post at 10:00 A.M. It didn't. I went in to check on it, clicked "post," and the SOB ate the whole thing. I'm at work and don't have time to try to reconstruct it. I don't even have time to go retrieve Words Gone Wild. So here I am, postless. You do know there's a damn full moon coming?
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17 comments:
You mean blogger...?
That just ate your text?
Hahahahahahaha....Grrrrrrrrrrrrr
xoxbgxox
You might be postless, but never pointless.
Stay cool kiddo.
So far, the only problem I've had with Blogger (knock on wood) is that the "scheduled post" function has never worked. I don't know what I'll do without the Words Gone Wild to liven up my otherwise drab and humdrum existence. But I've always wondered what you look like postless, bwah-ha-ha-ha!!! Oh...what...POST-less?? Never mind...
We LOVE you! Anyway!
You know Sherry, I think I'll try this same scam the next time I don't have time to write something.
Great Idea!!!!!...:P
Damnit! I have time to blog today and you lose your post and VE is out of town! Bah-humbug!
(pathetic announcement time)It is my birthday today! (end pathetic announcement time)
Yes, Galen, unlike the dog eating my homework, freakin' Blogger ate my post. It had a youtube and everything in it. Stupid shit Blogger. Do NOT get any ideas, mister. Even if Blogger eats it, you still have to write it.:)
Today's pretty damned pointless, NYD. I don't even have any Words Gone Wild. I feel nekkid.:-)
Well, Bilbo, this is what I look like postless. What do you think? I promise to give you extra "words" tomorrow.:-)
Oh, thank God, Greeny. Even a post about nothing is better than -- no post.:-)
I'm sorry, Kan. You finally get some free time, and you find -- nothin'. But on a happier note, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!:)<3
we
still
have you,
serena joy!!!
HAPPY TUESDAY ANYWAY!
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/t.
/t., you're too kind to say a shadow of Serena is okay. All in all, it hasn't been a bad Tuesday, though. Happy Tuesday to you, too. Enjoy it, because all hell is sure to break loose tomorrow. Bad moon coming.:-)
Is being postless like being braless? Only maybe you want to kill blogger with a bayonet.
Rule #1
Don't try anything fancy with blogger. Et's retardid.
Full Moon is coming? Seems like one's always coming or we're just getting over one. DANG CYCLES! It's All Fugged UP.
About those thousands of condoms, maybe their conducting research on:
1. how to preserve rubber products.
2. shrinkage from the cold
3. whether weather can freeze and preserve sperm samples.
4. whether condoms can prevent the contraction of spreading AIDS from masturbation. (We don't want people giving themselves AIDS. (I think this was GW's idea or some other right-wing faction trying to protect us from ourselves (since we can't be trusted.)))
Then again, maybe they weren't really the condoms we're thinking of and were just finger cots. Extreme shrinkage from the extreme cold may have made the recipients think they were condoms.
"they're" rather. DOH! How'd that happen?
O Serena, I know how that must feel. This blogger has failed to upload a small video clip for FIVE long hours & ultimately I had to cancel it!
Yea... The full moon's been getting me too like the Pmses..
I feel like running out in the rain & cuss on the top of my lungs & make my punches fly a little...I really do!!!
Yes, CD, postless is rather like braless, except that it lacks sensuality and does indeed make you want to grab a bayonet.:)
You may be on to something, Charles. Or -- it could be that the boy scientists and the girl scientists, who get really bored in all that cold, don't want to make baby scientists.:)
LOL, Mona. Go ahead and cuss and let those punches fly. Maybe that'll ward off the worst effects of the moon.:)
Headline: aLgOrE points and yells "SEE? SEE? Global Internet Warming is REAL!" Cyber Full Moon Eats Blogger's Post."The F***ING FULL MOON ATE MY POST" is harbinger of things to come unless we repent NOW, and begin driving smaller hard drives and using less RAM to reduce our cyberfootprints BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
I ain't repenting, Skunk. I'm going to get a spear and RAM that Sucker's Moon. I'll teach it a thing or two about harbingering.:-)
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