I know you're chomping at the bit for your Thursday Interrogation, so let the games begin.
1. What is your favorite catalogue?
2. When you order from said catalogue, do you order online, by phone, or by mail?
3. When did you last order from said catalogue?
4. When was the last time you went to the dentist?
5. Which did you most enjoy, the shopping or the dentist?
6. What is your weather forecast for today?
7. What one hobby do you most pursue when you need to relax?
And I'm stopping at 7 today, because 7 is one of my lucky numbers.
The words, the words! Oh, yeah, TWISTED LINGUISTICS has some for you today. Go get 'em!
fuitcake
catrastophe
panick
vains and capilaries
benn proven
meteoroligist
maqedication
If your is so easily disosed of
anayway
refection of the times
eqaully
sleaxeball
graduiate
wizer
14 comments:
fuitcake - a fruitcake so old and dense that it has begun to squeeze even the letters out of the name.
catrastophe - what the pet groomer charges to put dreadlocks on your kitty.
panick - the ugly crud that eventually forms in the bottom of your teflon pans.
vains and capilaries - the very self-conscious feeling women get about unsightly blood vessels in their legs.
benn proven - an Israeli conspiracy theorist? (yes, okay, really weak, but...).
meteoroligist - the summary of the weather report.
maqedication - the special tube of ointment that Q included in James Bond's first-aid kit.
If your is so easily disosed of - sorry, no clue about this one!!
anayway - the approach to bipartisanship used by both Republicans and Democrats.
refection of the times - trendy food and drink.
eqaully - sorry...
sleaxeball - not just a sleazeball, but an x-rated sleazeball.
graduiate - a person with a dipploema from an online universitee.
wizer - able to urinate more efficiently.
Damn hard words this time. I got beat. Bilbo did great though.
1. What is your favorite catalogue?
Victoria's Secret Secret. The extra secret is that only a few of us VIPs get this particular version. All prices are 50% less than those in the other version, and the women look more "attainable".
2. When you order from said catalogue, do you order online, by phone, or by mail?
There's a special chat room, where you never know if an FBI agent or MSNBC reporter is posing as the customer support rep / order taker. This heightens the intrigue.
3. When did you last order from said catalogue?
Last winter when their provocative new "Eskimo Woman Collection" was introduced. What I disappointment that was. But I got to keep the free sled dog as their gift.
4. When was the last time you went to the dentist?
The last time I watched "Marathon Man". The power of suggestion and lure of possible hidden Nazi loot was overwhelming
5. Which did you most enjoy, the shopping or the dentist?
Shopping requires walking and therefore coordination. Plus it is extremely cumbersome to lug the Nitrous Oxide tank around. Finally, when I lie down and pass out at J.C. Penny, nobody gropes me. So I'll go with the dentist.
6. What is your weather forecast for today?
There is a slight chance of a shower, and lesser chance of a woman noticing.
7. What one hobby do you most pursue when you need to relax?
Going to High School sports events, and pretending I'm a college scout.
1. What is your favorite catalogue? Coldwater Creek
2. When you order from said catalogue, do you order online, by phone, or by mail? online
3. When did you last order from said catalogue? March
4. When was the last time you went to the dentist? what? I live in England, whats a dentist?
5. Which did you most enjoy, the shopping or the dentist? again...whats a dentist?
6. What is your weather forecast for today? errr...is this thing on? I LIVE IN ENGLAND (Rain)
7. What one hobby do you most pursue when you need to relax? photography
1. What is your favorite catalogue?
The organic medical supply catalogue (not)
2. When you order from said catalogue, do you order online, by phone, or by mail?
By telegraph (not)
3. When did you last order from said catalogue?
During the last comet visit that was visible to the human eye (not)
4. When was the last time you went to the dentist?
When they MADE me go (not)
5. Which did you most enjoy, the shopping or the dentist?
Actually, I enjoyed shopping for a dentist the most (not)
6. What is your weather forecast for today?
My forecast is sunny and warm; theirs is rain and clouds (not)
7. What one hobby do you most pursue when you need to relax?
I like to collect relaxation devices (not)
Kudos, Bilbo! You are a true Word maven today.:)
I know, Kan. They were hard. Which is why I didn't do them.:-)
LOL, Pug. You lead a most interesting life. Just don't try passing your Victoria's Secret coupons in J.C. Penney.:)
Oh, cool, Pinks. I buy from Coldwater Creek, too. Mostly online, too, though there's an actual store in the city where my sister lives, which I love to browse. What, England has no dentists? Yikes! I've seen the fruits of your photographic hobby. They're always gorgeous shots.:)
VE, you goof. I'll bet you do, too, shop the Organic Medical Supply catalogue. My forecast today was sunny and warm, too, for real.:-)
I'm well aware that what's good for the goose... So, here goes.
1. What is your favorite catalogue? Probably J. Jill.
2. When you order from said catalogue, do you order online, by phone, or by mail? Online, unless I'm in a city where there's a physical store.
3. When did you last order from said catalogue? Last night.
4. When was the last time you went to the dentist? It's probably been too long.:)
5. Which did you most enjoy, the shopping or the dentist? Shopping! Hands down.
6. What is your weather forecast for today? Sunny and near 80.
7. What one hobby do you most pursue when you need to relax?
Reading, unless I'm in a painting mood.
1..What on Earth
2..Mail
3..Christmas..I ordered Banks.
4..3 month's
5..Unless you Loooove Nitrous oxide, shopping!
6..Chile today, Hot Tamale
7..Exploring the medicinal effects of cannabis sativa.
Almost Your Birthday Sherry..
hehehehe...xoxbgxox
never been to a dentist..
Poor G man :(
Waaaahhhh!!! He must be hurting so bad!!!
fuitcake: Fu** it cake!
catrastophe: The cat who went out to pee & muddled up telling us that as she felt like going so badly!
panick: the icky thing you cooked in a pan
vains and capilaries: a movie about vain women and en capped artillery men
benn proven: a man called Benn proven wrong or right by the court ( this is a title of a a book)
meteoroligist: person who is doing research on meteors
maqedication : dedicated to the art o masquerade
If your is so easily disosed of:
anayway: the way to an anus
refection of the times: some kind of temporal infection
eqaully : adverb form of eqaul( whatever that is)
sleaxeball: balls to have sleazy sex
graduiate ate gradually
wizer: a wize wizzard
I've seen the What On Earth catalogue, G. I like it. LOL @ your #5 and #7, which are not that dissimilar.
Shhhhh! We don't say the "B" word.:-)
Thanks for tackling those difficult "words," Mona, with such funny results.:)
1. What is your favorite catalogue?
A: Victoria's secret..Duh!
2. When you order from said catalogue, do you order online, by phone, or by mail?
A: Why isn't stalking one of the options?
3. When did you last order from said catalogue?
A:Two weeks ago..I just wanted to feel pretty.
4. When was the last time you went to the dentist?
A: 17 teeth ago
5. Which did you most enjoy, the shopping or the dentist?
A: The nitrous oxide
6. What is your weather forecast for today?
A: The weather will continue,with variable changes.
7. What one hobby do you most pursue when you need to relax?
A: Playing guitar..that way,I get to use both hands.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SERENA JOY!!!!!!
I have a post for you at my blog! :)
Weather forecast: around hyar, it'll be doing something meteorological...
Favorite hobby for relaxing:
a: baiting email scammers
b: storm chasing
c: inviting an email scammer to go with me on a storm chase, and leaving him in the path of an EF 4...
LOL, Sling. I'll bet you look right purty in your secret Victoria's. We want pictures!:)
Thank you, Mona. I'll come and see you in a minute.:)
(c) sounds like a plan, Skunk.:-)
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