Wednesday, May 28, 2008

MEME Me - In Fives

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1. List 5 traits about yourself that you consider your best.
2. List 5 traits about yourself that you count among your most unattractive.
3. List 5 traits you most admire about your S.O.
4. List 5 traits about your S.O. that annoy you.
5. List your best friend's 5 most admirable traits.
6. List the 5 traits that make your worst enemy your worst enemy.
7. List 5 things that you will NOT have for dinner tonight.
8. List 5 things that you will NOT say to your S.O. tonight.
9. List the 5 main traits you'll look for in your next pet.
10. List the 5 most adorable traits about your child(ren).

High-Five to TWISTED LINGUISTICS for taking down these dastardly Words Gone Wild and getting them off the streets.

kaos - Disorder in the kindergarten class.

think twick about digarding - Suspecting what a twick is, I can't recommend doing this.

fungerprint - How to identify the fuzzy green stuff lurking in your refrigerator.

bared false witness - Strip-searched in open court.

i beleave - Yeah, it's late; I be going, too.

weved
hes a divine profit
comman sense
judge not less you be judgged
tidle wave
sincle cell orginism
perfst
emotionaly contipated

10 comments:

/t. said...

emotionaly contipated:

as in, "he was
physically constipated,
emotionaly contipated,
spiritually conipated,
and
intellectually conpated,
and getting worse"

happy humpday, serena joy!

¤ ¤ ¤

/t.

VE said...

I'm being selective today...

7. List 5 things that you will NOT have for dinner tonight.

- Glow worm chowder
- BLT (Bacon, Lettuce, Turnip sandwich)
- Barbeque Guinea Pig
- Artichoke stuffed Liver
- Licorice Pancakes

8. List 5 things that you will NOT say to your S.O. tonight.

- That lingerie looks tight on you…have you gained some weight?
- Not tonight dear, I’m sleepy
- Let’s watch some infomercials before we fall asleep
- Did you know I snuck downstairs and had some Cocoa Puffs while you were getting ready for bed?
- Should we put in Beaches and watch it while we pick out new draperies from that catalog?

9. List the 5 main traits you'll look for in your next pet.

- Potty trained on the toilet
- Can cook…and serve
- Fetches my Pepsi
- Non shedding, non smelling
- Has a second home when I travel for vacation

Bilbo said...

I don't generally do memes, but I can take the usual stab at the words gone wild...which are unusually tough today.

weved - sorry...got a big "TILT" on this one...

hes a divine profit - the money changes are back in the temple...

comman sense - the ability to use commas correctly

judge not less you be judgged - the penalty for talking back to the judge?

tidle wave - how a tidle says good-bye.

sincle cell orginism - a carrier of minor sins?

perfst - the quality of being the most perf?

emotionaly contipated - happens when you think too much about your former spouse...correctable by taking Ex-Lax (lame, yes, but...).

Kanrei said...

I can't think of 50 things right now.


weved- When we, as a group, visit VE's blog. IE: What did we do last night? Weved.

hes a divine profit- a faith devoted to the cross-dresser from the John Waters movies

comman sense- the shared sense of two men.

judge not less you be judgged- a gavel sale?

tidle wave- baby talk way of saying "a little wave"

sincle cell orginism

perfst- the first perfect serf.

emotionaly contipated- dunno, I'm creatively constipated

Roxan said...

1. List 5 traits about yourself that you consider your best.
I'm a good listener, honest, sincere, stay calm in crisis, down to earth.

2. List 5 traits about yourself that you count among your most unattractive.
Opinionated, stubborn, attitue, tend to be cold at times, say things I probably shouldn't.

3. List 5 traits you most admire about your S.O.
Leaves me alone, never bugs me, is quiet, doesn't makes a mess, doesn't exist. LOL

4. List 5 traits about your S.O. that annoy you.
See #3 as to why my S.O. is perfect.

5. List your best friend's 5 most admirable traits.
I don't have a best friend on purpose.

6. List the 5 traits that make your worst enemy your worst enemy.
Every body loves me. LOL

7. List 5 things that you will NOT have for dinner tonight.
Liver, brussel sprouts, lima beans, gizzards and pickled pigs feet. All ewww foods.

8. List 5 things that you will NOT say to your S.O. tonight.
See #3 and #4

9. List the 5 main traits you'll look for in your next pet.
healthy, friendly, good with other animals, calm, gentle.

10. List the 5 most adorable traits about your child(ren).
they were the best looking babies in the hospital, they are just like me, they're funny, wonderful and mine.
I'm not kidding about the best looking babies. All round heads. The nurses carried Kris around all the time because they said he was so cute. He was spoiled by the time I took him home. LOL

Serena Joy said...

LOL, /t. Let's give that guy some Metamucil and try to get him thinking again.:-) Happy Humpday to you.:)

Eee-yewww, VE, I won't be having any of that stuff for dinner, either. You're a wise man for refraining from saying those things in #8. She'd shoot you on the spot. When you find your #9 pet, let me know!:)

The words were indeed tough, Bilbo, but you knocked 'em out. Good job.:)

I agree, Kan; 50 things are hard to think about. You did a fine job with your words, though.:)

Roxan, we should all be so lucky as to possess your #1 traits. And we all do #2 from time to time, too. You don't like lima beans? I kind of like them myself. Aw, that's so sweet about #10. Of course, round-headed babies were destined to be adorable -- although, I had a round-header who had his Beelzebub moments, whereas one of my sister's conehead babies was always a sweetheart.:)

G-Man said...

One each is my limit...

1..Caring
2..Lazy
3..Hard working
4..Bitch Bitch Bitch Bitch Bitch
(That one was easy)
5..Very Loyal
6..I don't have one
7..Liver and Canned Spinach
8..Thank You for that compliment!
9..You mean My Goldfish?
10..He's Very caring..She's very Smart!

I'm tired Sherry...Good Night..xo

Serena Joy said...

I know how tired and not feeling so great you are, G, so even one answer to each is above and beyond. Nah, I don't see #2 in you at all. #7 - I wouldn't eat that, either; liver would ruin a perfectly good can of spinach.:) Get some sleep and feel better.

Pink said...

I don't have that many traits...period.
xx
pinks

Serena Joy said...

Me neither, Pinks. Wanna be a club with me?:-)