Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Meme Me


Meme Rules: You may answer the questions in the Comment box (in which case, please copy in the questions and supply the answers so readers won't have to go back to the post to see the questions), or you may port the meme to your blog and tag your readers if you wish.

**My Memes belong to me; however, all are welcome to use them. If you do, just provide a link back, please.




You are a mountain.

You are located in:
(a) The Himalayas
(b) The Rockies
(c) The Appalachians
(d) The Catskills
(e) On a Pacific island

You are:
(a) Snow-capped
(b) Volcanic
(c) Granite-peaked

You:
(a) Welcome climbers and hikers
(b) Are unscalable
(c) Erupt at inopportune times

Your slopes are dotted with:
(a) Hardwood forests
(b) Coniferous forests
(c) Vertical cliffs

Your heights conceal:
(a) A honeycomb of caves
(b) Meadows and burbling creeks
(c) Deep lakes
(d) Never-before seen species of wildlife

At your summit can be found:
(a) Flags from many nations
(b) Yetis
(c) Ice
(d) Bones
(e) A crater

Eons ago, you were used for:
(a) Religious ceremonies
(b) Vision quests
(c) Endurance training
(d) A fortress
(e) Sacrificial rites

Today, you serve as:
(a) A sanctuary for nature lovers
(b) A location for corporate weekend getaways
(c) A haven for recreation/extreme sports
(d) A quest, your summit the grail for the world's adventurers
(e) Real estate for the rich

These Words Gone Wild would be better off as mimes, seen but not heard. Nevertheless, TWISTED LINGUISTICS will see what can be done with them.

celebraty - Movie star's problem child.

counch - A sofa on which one can lounge and eat conch fritters.

ailen invasion - Sick ETs coming to visit.

defenitel
you should have took you bat
The Kennadys
nomation
garantee
Keneddy
comeupence
stive
uder educated
ingnorent
direcators

16 comments:

Bilbo said...

You are a mountain.

You are located in:
(b) The Rockies

You are:
(a) Snow-capped

You:
(a) Welcome climbers and hikers

Your slopes are dotted with:
(c) Vertical cliffs

Your heights conceal:
(b) Meadows and burbling creeks

At your summit can be found:
(c) Ice

Eons ago, you were used for:
(a) Religious ceremonies

Today, you serve as:
(a) A sanctuary for nature lovers

celebraty - Ben the rat from the film, "Willard."

counch - the sound you hear when you sit down on that comfortable couch, having forgotten that your glasses were sitting there first.

ailen invasion - sick Americans on medical tours to Mexico.

defenitel - sorry...

you should have took you bat - dammit, Sosa, you could have hit another home run if only...

The Kennadys - no joy, here...

nomation - the "in" crowd has been left out of the convention.

garantee - the souvenir shirt worn by a long, thin, ugly fish.

Keneddy - the swirling waters left in the wake of the incident at Chappaquiddick.

comeupence - plea from a British beggar.

stive - one piece of a Cockney barrel.

uder educated - graduate of an animal husbandry institute.

ingnorent - the landlord accepts only cash...no ings.

Roxan said...

You are located in:
(e) On a Pacific island

You are:
(b) Volcanic


You:
(c) Erupt at inopportune times

Your slopes are dotted with:
(c) Vertical cliffs

Your heights conceal:
(d) Never-before seen species of wildlife

At your summit can be found:
(d) Bones


Eons ago, you were used for:
(e) Sacrificial rites

Today, you serve as:
(d) A quest, your summit the grail for the world's adventurers
(and human sacrifices for the die hard ritual killing fans)

Kanrei said...

I am a Appalachian, Volcanic, and very welcoming to climbers and hikers. My slopes are dotted with coniferous forests and my heightss conceal never-before seen species of wildlife. At your summit can be found a crater. Eons ago, you were used for sacrificial rites, but today I serve as a location for corporate weekend getaways.


The Kennadys- The caddies of the Kennedys

nomation- a country where the nominated go after not winning.

garantee- A guaranteed manatee


stive- striving to finish that really scary dive

uder educated- Opposite of uber educated.

ingnorent- a stupid gnat

direcators- a charactercher of a director.

VE said...

You are a mountain.

You are located in:
(a) The Himalayas
(b) The Rockies
(c) The Appalachians
(d) The Catskills
(e) On a Pacific island

I feel so left out. The Cascades is my choice! Catskills? Appalachians? Those aren’t mountains, those are considered hills around here.

You are:
(a) Snow-capped
(b) Volcanic
(c) Granite-peaked

I think mountains should be snow capped or they just shouldn’t call them mountains. Our local mountain here is Mt. Hood and it is a real mountain. It’s not some hike you can do; many, many people have died doing this mountain. It is also the second most ascended mountain in the world too.

You:
(a) Welcome climbers and hikers
(b) Are unscalable
(c) Erupt at inopportune times

Welcome all super models to attempt to scale me!

Your slopes are dotted with:
(a) Hardwood forests
(b) Coniferous forests
(c) Vertical cliffs

Vertical cliffs

Your heights conceal:
(a) A honeycomb of caves
(b) Meadows and burbling creeks
(c) Deep lakes
(d) Never-before seen species of wildlife

My snow covered heights conceal one big rock pile!

At your summit can be found:
(a) Flags from many nations
(b) Yetis
(c) Ice
(d) Bones
(e) A crater

Flags. I’m a traveler!

Eons ago, you were used for:
(a) Religious ceremonies
(b) Vision quests
(c) Endurance training
(d) A fortress
(e) Sacrificial rites

Scientific experiments by aliens

Today, you serve as:
(a) A sanctuary for nature lovers
(b) A location for corporate weekend getaways
(c) A haven for recreation/extreme sports
(d) A quest, your summit the grail for the world's adventurers
(e) Real estate for the rich

I’m sure I’ll lure the crazies for sport. Muhahaha

Serena Joy said...

You make a nice mountain, Bilbo. Smart, too, if your definitions are any indication.:)

Roxan, I think I'd be in your mountain range. LOL.:)

Kan, you're good mountains, too. Seems kind of sacreligious to turn a ritualistic peak into a convention center, though. Great definitions. I was afraid that was what uder educated meant, although I can also see the bovine connection that Bilbo mentioned.:)

Sorry, VE. I'm an East Coast girl and have never seen the Cascades. Mea culpa. You sound like an excellent mountain, though. Just be careful with those vertical cliffs if it's a supermodel clientele you're looking for. Those girls fall pretty easily. And then they'd throw stuff at you, puke, and sue.:)

Kanrei said...

Bilbo is the newest Words Gone Wrong king and I bow before him.
Keneddy - the swirling waters left in the wake of the incident at Chappaquiddick....that is great!

Kanrei said...

PS- Seems kind of sacreligious to turn a ritualistic peak into a convention center

Can you think of any other way we religiously sacrifice today other than business?

Serena Joy said...

You do have a point, Kan, about the ritualistic peak thing. It's so true that business practices human sacrifice every day.:)

I did note with great glee Bilbo's interpretation of Keneddy in terms of Chappaquiddick. Well done!

Pink said...

How can I choose? I've got two of the most beautiful 'mountains' God ever created ;)

xx
pinks

Serena Joy said...

Why, I have no doubt of it, dear Pinks.:)

G-Man said...

I am a Mountain In the Rockies. I am snow capped. I do NOT erupt at inopportune time, although I used to when I was younger. My slopes are covered with hardwood forrests, and my heights conceal meadows and burbling creeks. (especially after a late night pizza).
At my summit can be found Yeti's cousin Sasquatch!
Eons ago, I was used for religious ceremonies.
(Ceremonial Cannabis)
Today, I AM a week-end getaway for corporate heads..
(I'm a sleazy motel that rents by the hour)..

Sherry, I hope you know why I did this meme!!

xobgxo

Serena Joy said...

Um, Galen, you did this meme because you really, really like mountains? And you do sound like a very nice mountain indeed. Anyone who shelters Sasquatch, I'm all for. You're no longer volcanic, running with burbling creeks and wildflower meadows, and offer accommodations at reasonable rates. Yep, Mt. G is a good one.:-)

/t. said...

i'm
sorry,
but i just
can't picture me
as a mouintain or even a small hill

i flat out refuse this image, serena -- i'm just not so inclined

but,
HAPPY DAY OF THE HUMP TO YOU!

¤ ¤ ¤

/t.

Serena Joy said...

Well, /t., if you're not so inclined, it would be an uphill battle. You are, therefore, excused. I won't make a, you know, mountain out of a mole hill.

Hey, we both lived through Hump Day. Happy, Happy!:)

Corn Dog said...

I am that bumped up asphalt out in front of my house that the earthquakes keep shifting. That's me. yeppers.

Serena Joy said...

CD, I'm not sure which is worse, earthquakes or volcanos.:)