Your Pirate Name Is...
Now that you know your pirate name, tell me what the name of your pirate ship is and what kind of pirate reputation you have.
This one may apply to the ladies only. Oh, what am I saying? Of course, there are bitchy guys. They may not get PMS or menopausal hot flashes, but they have their days. This is the time to 'fess up to your B-quotient. Serena says.
You Are 28% Bitchy
You're a pretty sweet person, and you're definitely not prone to bitchy outbursts.
Sometimes, though, you can't help thinking mean thoughts about people. But at least you don't act on them!
So, how 'ya doin' today? Calm, harried, or completely crazed? Tell Serena all about it.
I picked this next quiz simply because it sounded interesting. Take it, find out how you scored, and then tell me whether you agree with the results or have already picked up an axe to go after whoever wrote it. For the record, I did it and I'm now packing an axe and an Uzi.
Your Seduction Style: The Charmer
You're a master at intimate conversation and verbal enticement.
You seduce with words, by getting people to open up to you.
By establishing this deep connection quickly, people feel under your power.
And then you've got them exactly where you want them!
Have you ever wondered what kind of first impression you make on the people you meet? Take the quiz and see how you measure up.
You Make a Good First Impression
You probably are making a much better impression than you realize.
Social situations can be a bit awkward for you at times, and you tend to over think what you say and do.
If you make a social faux pas, you remember it a lot longer than anyone else does.
Just relax and do your best. There are little things you can do to improve your social image.
Express more of an interest in the people around you, and be a good listener.
The secret of fascinating people is that they find everyone else fascinating!
What do you think? Any truth to your results, or is it total BS?
I sometimes worry that I'm irretrievably corrupting your grasp of the English language with my Words Gone Wild. If you're at all worried about it, take this quiz and check to ensure that your vocabulary is still intact.
Your Vocabulary Score: A
Congratulations on your multifarious vocabulary!
You must be quite an erudite person.
How'd you do? Are you okay, or are you coming after me with that axe now? Serena says don't even think about it!
This may be a bad time to mention TWISTED LINGUISTICS, but I do have them today, you know. GIGO Grammar, too. Want to see?
plasteringr - A guy who looks like a plasterer, but isn't.
prelimanary - Something to do with men before they became men.
What is your thoughts?
nothign wrond - Dwarf thighs. Okay, it's not. I have no idea what it is.
turn yourselfs on - Illiterate self-gratification?
sexest - East Coast singles bar at closing time, when it's not Daylight Saving Time.