Friday, May 23, 2008

Friday Playpen - Serena Says

I wanted to play with dwarves today but I couldn't find one anywhere. I know how to entertain myself, though, so I'll just play with you. You like games (okay, quizzes), don't you? Sure, you do. And if you didn't before, you do now. Serena says.

Your Pirate Name Is...

Pegleg Ladyfingers

Now that you know your pirate name, tell me what the name of your pirate ship is and what kind of pirate reputation you have.

This one may apply to the ladies only. Oh, what am I saying? Of course, there are bitchy guys. They may not get PMS or menopausal hot flashes, but they have their days. This is the time to 'fess up to your B-quotient. Serena says.

You Are 28% Bitchy

You're a pretty sweet person, and you're definitely not prone to bitchy outbursts.

Sometimes, though, you can't help thinking mean thoughts about people. But at least you don't act on them!

So, how 'ya doin' today? Calm, harried, or completely crazed? Tell Serena all about it.

I picked this next quiz simply because it sounded interesting. Take it, find out how you scored, and then tell me whether you agree with the results or have already picked up an axe to go after whoever wrote it. For the record, I did it and I'm now packing an axe and an Uzi.

Your Seduction Style: The Charmer

You're a master at intimate conversation and verbal enticement.

You seduce with words, by getting people to open up to you.

By establishing this deep connection quickly, people feel under your power.

And then you've got them exactly where you want them!

Have you ever wondered what kind of first impression you make on the people you meet? Take the quiz and see how you measure up.

You Make a Good First Impression

You probably are making a much better impression than you realize.

Social situations can be a bit awkward for you at times, and you tend to over think what you say and do.

If you make a social faux pas, you remember it a lot longer than anyone else does.

Just relax and do your best. There are little things you can do to improve your social image.

Express more of an interest in the people around you, and be a good listener.

The secret of fascinating people is that they find everyone else fascinating!

What do you think? Any truth to your results, or is it total BS?

I sometimes worry that I'm irretrievably corrupting your grasp of the English language with my Words Gone Wild. If you're at all worried about it, take this quiz and check to ensure that your vocabulary is still intact.

Your Vocabulary Score: A

Congratulations on your multifarious vocabulary!

You must be quite an erudite person.

How'd you do? Are you okay, or are you coming after me with that axe now? Serena says don't even think about it!

This may be a bad time to mention TWISTED LINGUISTICS, but I do have them today, you know. GIGO Grammar, too. Want to see?

idenity crisis

plasteringr - A guy who looks like a plasterer, but isn't.

she know's

prelimanary - Something to do with men before they became men.

What is your thoughts?

nothign wrond - Dwarf thighs. Okay, it's not. I have no idea what it is.

turn yourselfs on - Illiterate self-gratification?


sexest - East Coast singles bar at closing time, when it's not Daylight Saving Time.


Bilbo said...

whohoo - a crying owl.

idenity crisis - tilt...

plasteringr - the short-lived fad of plaster church bells didn't last too long...

devvelop - slicing off the devve?

brillant - a steel-wool pismire.

pritty - like a privy, but cleaned up nicely.

she know's - yeah, women always do.

rellationship - another relationship goes to l.

listnen - leanin' to one side?

prelimanary - the phase of dinner planning in which one decides how to serve the lima beans.

What is your thoughts? - Where are your brain?

threatning - it's not lighting yet, but it's ... never mind.

nothign wrond - tilt...

Okay, it's not. I have no idea what it is. - Neither do I...

turn yourselfs on - advice on autoeroticism for persons suffering from multiple personality disorder

collum - the part of the newspaper dealing with sheep dogs?

sexest - not just masculine or feminine, but REALLY, REALLY masculine or feminine.

Have a great weekend!

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serena & bilbo
are too too funny this fine friday!


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Roxan said...

I'll just keep my Bloody Rose pirate name thank you very much.
As for the ship's name I think I'll go with the Dancing Cannibal.

47% Bitchy
Generally, you're an average woman, with average moods. But sometimes... well, watch out!
Sometimes, you let your mean side get the better of you. And you enjoy every minute of it.

Seduction style:coquette
You are a pro at playing the age old game of hard to get.
Your flirting style runs hot and cold, giving just enough to keep them chasing you.
Independent and self-sufficient, you don't need any one person to make you complete.
And that independence is exactly what makes people pursue you.

I make a good first impression. I'm really good at fooling people. LOL

A in volcabulary.

Serena Joy said...

Bilbo, I am laughing my butt off at your definitions. You are so good at this stuff. BTW, I know what a pismire is. I had to look it up once when I heard somebody call somebody else one. LOL. I can't quit giggling about the MPD autoeroticism thing.:-)

TGIF, /t.! I hope you're having a funny, happy kind of Friday.:)

Yeah, I agree, Roxan. Bloody Rose suits you. I think maybe Flirty Skirts suits me better than the new name, too. LOL. And hey, the Dancing Cannibal sounds like a serious pirate ship. I'm not surprised that you got an A in Vocab. I was sure you would.:)

VE said...

I've still got my gnomes to play with!

Serena Joy said...

Yeah, VE, I guess your gnome trumps my dwarf. Dwarves are cuter, though.:-)

G-Man said...

My Pirate name is Roscoe..Just Roscoe.
( yeah, I know, it sure doesn't strike much fear into you does it?)

My Pirate ship name is Duck Butter..

I'm 13% Bitchy..
I would have been 0% but I was behind a guy in the checkout lane at Wall-Marks that was jabbering away on his Blue-Tooth..Grrrrrrr

My Seduction Style?

The Off Guard Approach!!

"Excuse me, but those are the ugliest shoes that I've ever seen"...

"Have you seen my dad walk through here, his name is Bill Gates"?

"Hi, have you ever heard of priapism"...

First Impression..
Always stand straight!!
This is what goes through everyones mind the first time they see me...
("Ya know, for a man of girth, he has Wonderful posture"!!)

OK Sherry...
I'm a bit tired..Later!!

Serena Joy said...

I'm sorry, G, but Roscoe the Pirate just doesn't make me shiver with fear. As for the name of Roscoe's ship, dare I ask what Duck Butter means? 13% bitchy is pretty good! I must say, though, that you hide it pretty well; I've never seen you bitchy. I don't know about your seduction style. If you insulted my shoes, I'd be tempted to call you bitchy.:-) Nothin' wrong with good posture. Nothin' at all.:)

G-Man said...

I believe it is an old term for Smegma..
A cheesy-like substance that may accumilate under the head of an uncircumsized penis..

I wouldn't know about that though...;-)


Sling said...

My seduction style!..

You're a master at intimate conversation and verbal enticement.
You seduce with words, by getting people to open up to you.
By establishing this deep connection quickly, people feel under your power.
And then you've got them exactly where you want them!

Just knowing this is gonna save me a ton of money! more wasting sheckels on Chocolate bars and nylon stockings.

Bilbo said...

Serena, I'm glad you knew what a pismire is! I learned that wonderful word from watching old clips of W.C. Fields, who was able to use lots of unusual words in creative this case, he was referring to an obnoxious child as a "pizzzzzmiiiiiire" (add the appropriate W.C. Fields voice, and it's hilarious).

Serena Joy said...

Well, G, I guess that explains that. Man, the things I learn from you guys.:-)

There's no charge for the advice here, Sling, so you'll be flush from now on with all those sheckels you save on chocolate and nylon stockings.:)

LOL, Bilbo. I've never seen Fields say it, but I can just picture the way in which he would have said it.:)

puerileuwaite said...

I think the true measure of how bitchy I might be, will be revealed if I ever go to prison.

Mona said...

devvelop > Breasts growing i the direction of gravitational pull

brillant> a British ant who is 'brill'!

pritty> opposite of gritty

she know's> she belongs to some called Know

rellationship> the kind of rapport you share with a dell computer

Mona said...

Your Seduction Style: Ideal Lover
You seduce people by tapping into their dreams and desires.
And because of this sensitivity, you can be the ideal lover for anyone you seek.
You are a shapeshifter - bringing romance, adventure, spirituality to relationships.
It all depends on who your with, and what their vision of a perfect relationship is.

& it says that I am 46% bitchy !

Now WHO would want a 46% bitch as their ideal lover!!!????

Serena Joy said...

Then you'd best stay on the straight and narrow, Puggy.:)

Now I KNOW those tests are skewed, Mona. There's NO WAY you're 46% bitchy. Funny definitions, BTW.:)

Hale McKay said...

Have a nice holiday.

NYD said...

I am Surgeon Wicked Willie.
Being both coquettish and 63% bitchy takes some doing but I overcome my faults with a fabulous first impression and an impressive vernacular.

Serena Joy said...

You, too, Mike.:)

Surgeon Wicked Willie, I want what you're having. My bitch factor needs a boost.:-)

Scary Monster said...

Me be a dwarf...
Ya can play around with me.

Cain't righttly find nuthin wrong wit dem Twisty Linguisty thangs.


Serena Joy said...

Scary, you little Munchkin, where the heck have you been?! It's good to see you out and stompin'.

You know what scares me? The Twisty things have started looking okay to me, too.:)