Thursday, April 17, 2008

Just ... Stuff


Any guesses as to who this little redheaded tyke might be?

I do have Internet access at work, which I discovered yesterday, but being unsure how much spare time I might have today, I'm posting early again -- just in case. Not that I'm complaining. After the first-day jitters, I had a great time at work yesterday. I think I'm really going to like the new job.

TWISTED LINGUISTICS rounded up this bumper crop of Words Gone Wild in the space of 5 minutes on one site last evening. They're so good, so juicy, so fraught with a wicked wide array of possibilities that I'm not going to touch them. Instead, I'm giving them to you to dissect. Have fun!

pleasjure
consumation
intercours
they where acused
beaton
liberteriainism
aledgely
pedofile
sub-servient
equel
agenst
second amnedment
responsability

This is a pretty stupid slogan that this little doo-hickey generated for me, but what the hell, plug in your first name and see what it gives you.







Your Slogan Should Be



Do Me a Favor, Plug Me into Serena


15 comments:

VE said...

Ok, I tried that slogan generator and got "Stronger than pain". What exactly does that mean? Am I that painful? Am I just too strong for pain? Am I a pain in the strong? I need answers!

/t. said...

consumation:
mathematically f'd
pedofile:
database of runners

well, a slow restart after yesterdays terrifying brush with inadequacy... but we're back!

and now, serena joy, with my calendar close at hand... i wish you a most excellent thursday!

¤ ¤ ¤

/t.

ps -- great slogan?!?

Kanrei said...

I got "Kanrei: First Man, Then Machine" which actually sounds more like my last girlfriend's sex life...I mean.....




consumation- the act of being opposed to addition

liberteriainism

equel- to quiet evenly

agenst- opposing an agent of Gen X

responsability- the ability to respond

Bilbo said...

pleasjure - what you get from legal prostitution.

consumation - how a prison inmate concludes his argument to the court.

intercours - some people even finish the word too soon...

they where acused - I give up.

beaton - I give up here, too.

liberteriainism - describing the beliefs of ultraconservatives who can neither spell nor govern.

aledgely - reported to be sitting on a ledge.

pedofile - where the police keep information on really bad people.

sub-servient - the guy who serves the u-boat captain's dinner.

equel - putting down the rebellion by the e's.

agenst - sorry, no ideas...

second amnedment- Guarantees Americans the right to own as many gnus as they want.

responsability - the ability to generate a response to freakishly bizarre twisted linguistics.

Serena Joy said...

I think that's a GREAT slogan, VE. I think it means that nothing can stop you, nothing can hurt you, and you're feeling no pain. Invincible! That's the only answer I've got. Sorry.:)

Oh, dear, /t. I am a victim of consumation. I am, thank God, not in the pedofile. LOL. I wish you an equally excellent Thursday, sir! Hey, you didn't go get your own slogan? Come on, I'm curious.:)

Oh, no. Poor Kan. No wonder you dumped that girl. Although there is something to be said for... Nah, I ain't going there.:) Thank you for explaining agenst to me. I needed that.:D

Bilbo, you're in VERY fine form today. Rather than tucking your tail and running from those deranged words, you met them head on and defined those bad boys. Good on you!:-)

/t. said...

ok,
just for you

my slogan should be
/t.. Champagne for the Brain!

well, you asked :)

¤ ¤ ¤

/t.

Serena Joy said...

Why, I think that suits you to a T, Mr. /t. Thank you so much for obeying my command. I love it when that happens.:)

/t. said...

no doubt

:)

Serena Joy said...

Indubitably! Which earns you champagne wishes and caviar dreams.:)

Hale McKay said...

Glad to hear you like the new job.

pleasjure - Menu at the Chicken Ranch, an expurgated form of "Pleasure Du Jour."

consumation - headcount in a prison.

intercours - an abbreviated attempt at sex after drinking a case of Coors and unable to stay the course.

they where acused - Redneck way of saying in what room the air conditioners were turned on.

beaton - hit on the head by a majorettes baton.

liberteriainism - act of letting a neighbor's tethered terrier loose.

aledgely - With Dr. Scholl's gels in his shoes he won the race.

pedofile - tool used by a Podiatrist.

sub-servient - performing kitchen duties on a U-boat.

equel - proof that spell-checkers are not equal.

agenst - road where the Convalescence Home is located.

second amnedment - after failing the first morning, actor Beatty tries again to explain what he was trying to say.

responsability - skill shown by a 1-900 telephone operator.

Whew! Those were tough.

Roxan said...

I got a very suggestive slogan. LOL

Have You Ever had a Bad Time in Roxan?

Serena Joy said...

Thank you, Mike. And thanks for some superb definitions. They were tough, but you were equel to the challenge. I know some people I'd like to beaton agenst their heads. Yeah, I'll take responsability for that. There's a full moon coming, you know. Please excuse me if I'm seriously deranged for the next few days. With any luck, I won't end up in consumation.:-)

Serena Joy said...

Oh, that's good, Roxan. We could get tattoos.:D

G-Man said...

...er Rita Hayworth?
Jill St. John?
Ginger on Gilligan's Island?
Skully from the X-Files?
....Naw, All them chicks are Skanks compared to who that REALLY is....
Eh Sherry?????

xoxbgxoxx

Serena Joy said...

Well, land's sake, Mr. G., do you think? The kid's X-Files material, that's for sure.:)

What, no slogan? Chicken!x