Miss Begotten is one of my pet names for myself, for Southern Gothic reasons best kept to myself. Miss Begotten tries to speak plainly, but sometimes she tends to babble -- parenthetically, of course. It's never my intention to offend (and usually that's true - except on those [maybe not so] rare occasions when I mean it very friggin' much) but it sometimes happens, so if you're unusually easily offended...
Friday, March 28, 2008
TGIF
This quiz is full of TWISTED LINGUISTICS and GIGO Grammar, but it's something to do on a TGIF.
Taking carefully into account all of the mathematical anomalies and algorithms that appear to mean little to nothing in this thang, and reckoning on dealer prep and options, depreciation (and there are things I can depreciate as well as anyone), it appears that by any standards inapplicable, I can be president 86% for, 78% against, 29% undecided, 17% confused, 11% compounded quarterly, and 6.75% hat sized.
I don't know what any of that means, but I found it at the Federal Office of Creative Accounting Made Obfuscationally Available At Tax Payer Expense.
Clear your calculator and have an wunnerful weekend ;)
20 comments:
TGIF
lovely serena
president of the USA?
would i really want to be?!?
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/t.
Can I Be The President Of America?
Yes 56%
No 30%
You were not kidding about the Words Gone Wrong in that. I had to read a few more than once just to figure it out.
Can I Be The President Of America?
Yes 68%
No 21%
Hmm, it doesn't add up to 100% Interesting. I don't want to be president. I have enough trouble being me.
I have no interest in the job.
I'm already Queen of Pinkland
xx
pinks
Hmm, it doesn't add up to 100% Interesting.
It is a Florida election.
Nope, I don't think you'd want the job, /t. You have entirely too good a nature.:)
Kan and Corn Dog, you're right -- not only are there rampant Twisted Linguistics and Geeky Grammar, but it's also mathematically challenged. Sheesh!:)
Queens rule, Pinks. To become the American Prez would be a demotion!:)
Yes 74%
No 15%
Maybe I'll run next time around. LOL
I'll vote for you, Roxan.:D
Can I Be The President Of America?
Yes 64%
No 23%
I wouldn't spend a dime seeking the office, but if I were elected, I'd certainly do my best to improve things. My score isn't too far from your own.
President Roxan..
A body in EVERY freezer!!
Sherry, I took your quiz, Yes, I can be Pres by 68%..
Have a great week-end Red!...G
xoxbgxox
If you win, Charles, can I be the Vice-Prez?:)
I'm sure you'll make a fine Prez, Galen. I'm aiming for a great weekend. I think I can, I think I can...:D
Taking carefully into account all of the mathematical anomalies and algorithms that appear to mean little to nothing in this thang, and reckoning on dealer prep and options, depreciation (and there are things I can depreciate as well as anyone), it appears that by any standards inapplicable, I can be president 86% for, 78% against, 29% undecided, 17% confused, 11% compounded quarterly, and 6.75% hat sized.
I don't know what any of that means, but I found it at the Federal Office of Creative Accounting Made Obfuscationally Available At Tax Payer Expense.
Clear your calculator and have an wunnerful weekend ;)
Yes:62%
No:28%..I guess 10% were undecided.
That was like a new York City cab ride.
I don't know what it means, either, SF, but if the Feds say it's so, then it must be obfuscation and lies.:)
I hadn't thought of it in those terms, Sling, but you're exactly right. LOL.:)
I'm afraid I'm not interested in the job. It would be a lateral move.
I'm afraid to ask that question, because what if they say yes?
I can't blame you a bit, Mike, for not wanting to make a lateral move.:)
"Yes" is always the appropriate response, Puggy.:)
Anybody in his/her right senses would not want that post [or that of the primer of India either] with the mess the country (s) is in!
Can I Be The President Of America?
Yes 54%
No 33%
These quiz's are fun.
I can't attest that I'm in my right mind, Mona, but I know I sure wouldn't want the job.:)
I'm glad you had fun with it, LL. Lamby for President!:)
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