Sunday, February 10, 2008

Serena's Twisted Chapel

You will be thrilled and amazed this morning as you watch Rev. Bob put on a healing, never mind that it's on a ukelele. Not that I'm contending that ukeleles have no right to a healthy life. Hold off on the contentious mail because I am fully cognizant that ukeleles, tomatoes, hubcaps, artichokes, suspenders, iPhones, and all the rest of God's creatures have beaucoup rights. And now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go call up the Bob Line myself and see how much a small healing would set me back.

Peace, love, joy, yada-yada; i.e., have yourselves a wonderful Sunday!


G-Man said...

Sherry, what do you need healed?
You appear to be the picture of health to me!
And the picture of Beauty!!!!
And the Apex of creativity!!
And the epitome of talent!
And the height of human kindness!!
Plus dog-gone it, people just like you!...

Serena Joy said...

Oh, it's just that pulled muscle thingie -- which I've now pretty much healed all by myself. Bob could have done it quicker, though. Now, thanks to you, I'm going to have to watch it that my head doesn't swell.:)

Sling said...

My electric razor needs some o' that Reverend Bob mojo.It's making a noise that sounds like a weed whacker..
Can I get a 'Yeah boy!'..

Charles said...

Ugh, I'd hold off on getting a healing from the Rev. Bob, especially if its anything like hemorrhoids. No doubt that the burning would be intense, incandescent even.

puerileuwaite said...

Can we truly call it healing? Or is it more of a band-aid?

Bilbo said...

I'm reminded of the old Far Side cartoon about the Appliance Healer, the blow-dried fellow who commanded the foul spirits to leave the possessed vacuum cleaner. My car needs a little healin', too, yeah boy!

/t. said...

i think
it's all in
the uke's head

but reverend bob does seem to be a very compassionate fellow

yeah boy!

¤ ¤ ¤


Serena Joy said...

Yeah, boy, Sling, I have no doubt that the Rev. would be happy to put some mojo on your razor -- in return for a small donation, you understand.:-)

Yeah, I agree, Charles. If I had the big H, I don't think I'd let Bob near it.:)

Hey, now, Puggy -- Band-Aids heal! I'm walking proof.:-)

Bob's got no beef with psychosomatic illness, /t. If the donation is big enough, I'll bet he's willing to heal 'em all.:-)

Serena Joy said...

Ah, crap. #%*"@! And I was in such a good mood. Now I'm REALLY calling the Bob Line. #%^*@:"!!

Charles said...

Did something happen? Hope you're calling because you need a fire started, not because of any circumstances.

Serena Joy said...

Nah. The girl just had a small snit. The power keeps going off due to high winds, though, so I MAY have to call Bob to come and build me a fire before all is said and done.:)

Serena Joy said...

Bilbo, I don't remember that particular cartoon, but I was always a huge Far Side fan. That does sound like Bob, huh? And yeah, boy, I'll bet he could work wonders on your car.:-)

G-Man said...

I hope your thingie is all better Sherrie..:D

Serena Joy said...

'Twas but a fleeting pang. I'll live.:)

Little Wing said...

Yea boy!
We can all tithe by Mastercard!!!!!

Serena Joy said...

I think Bob prefers cash.:)

NYD said...

RevBob must have some kinda mojo goin if he can get folks to watch Tiny Tim. I didn't even realize he was still alive.
The reverend must have the spark of life at his fingertips.