Wednesday, February 20, 2008

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Meme Rules: You may answer the questions in the Comment box (in which case, please copy in the questions and supply the answers so readers won't have to go back to the post to see the questions), or you may port the meme to your blog and tag your readers if you wish.

We'll be playing with a musical meme today; i.e., lines from songs you'll probably recognize. Each song lyric, because it contains the word "if," poses a question. Finish the line in your own unique way by answering the question, however you choose. You can go mushy if you want, or zany or classic or Punk or Goth -- or just go crazy if you want to. The world is your shrimp oyster today. The curtain is rising. Everybody on stage!

1. If I had a hammer, I would...
2. If I loved you, you would...
3. If ever I would leave you, there would be...
4. If a picture paints a thousand words, why...
5. If everyone cared and nobody cried, there might be...
6. If seeing meant that you would have to believe, then you would...
7. If I ain't got you, baby, I might as well...
8. If only you could see me now, I'll bet...
9. If you could read my mind, love, I think...
10. If loving you is wrong, I don't want to...
11. And if I were like lightning, I could...

If you're a Words Gone Wild junkie, TWISTED LINGUISTICS has your daily fix.

gentalman - This is one of those combo words which breaks down to "gentle, tall male."

big choise - Large crock of bok choi.

I am a Swiss allien - Not suitable for use in a grilled cheese.

upgrated - The proper way to shred cheddar, or the way the hot air flows from the furnace.

vise virsa - Another use for husbands. *(You may need to know a little Latin to get that.)

16 comments:

VE said...

I alloted myself 5 seconds to come up with a reply...

1. If I had a hammer, I would...break my finger
2. If I loved you, you would...run
3. If ever I would leave you, there would be...leaves
4. If a picture paints a thousand words, why...bother with spell check
5. If everyone cared and nobody cried, there might be...Kleenex would be out of business
6. If seeing meant that you would have to believe, then you would...Wear really dark sunglasses
7. If I ain't got you, baby, I might as well...use proper grammar
8. If only you could see me now, I'll bet...it would be awkward until I put on some clothes
9. If you could read my mind, love, I think...you’d still have to translate
10. If loving you is wrong, everybody should...vote me off
11. And if I were like lightning, I could...speed up the toasting process

Serena Joy said...

You did pretty darn good in 5 seconds, VE. Great answers!:)

Kanrei said...

1. If I had a hammer, I would...begin searching for a nail

2. If I loved you, you would...me

3. If ever I would leave you, there would be...an empty space where once I was

4. If a picture paints a thousand words, why...do I waste my time reading


5. If everyone cared and nobody cried, there might be... a bunch of apathetic weepers somewhere

6. If seeing meant that you would have to believe, then you would...poke out your eyes to deny the truth


7. If I ain't got you, baby, I might as well...buy some hand lotion

8. If only you could see me now, I'll bet...you would wish I would get my hair cut like everyone else does, but I won't.

9. If you could read my mind, love, I think...you would wait for the thousand word picture and cut to the chase

10. If loving you is wrong, I don't want to...be writing a thousand words when a simple picture would do.

11. And if I were like lightning, I could...leave how long sex with me lasts out of this....

/t. said...

hey serena,

If I had a hammer
I'd hammer in the morning
I'd hammer in the evening
All over this land

it would be a lot different, though, if i had a hamster... or an oyster...

wishing you a great wednesday!

¤ ¤ ¤

/t.

Serena Joy said...

Good answers, Kan. Will you forgive me for giggling at #7?:-)

/t., if you had an oyster and a hammer, why, you could give me pearls. Happy Wednesday to you, too.:)

Charles said...

1. If I had a hammer, I would do the hammer dance.
2. If I loved you, you would reject me as others have.
3. If ever I would leave you, there would be dancing in the streets.
4. If a picture paints a thousand words, why don't I buy a camera and we won't have to talk.
5. If everyone cared and nobody cried, there might be 26 tears.
6. If seeing meant that you would have to believe, then you would sew your eyes shut.
7. If I ain't got you, baby, I might as well get some good sleep finally.
8. If only you could see me now, I'll bet you haven't been released on the stalking charge yet, though.
9. If you could read my mind, love, I think we'd make a fortune in Vegas.
10. If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be accused of being in the wrong again.
11. And if I were like lightning, I could crisp you in a flash.

Kanrei said...

Giggle away. My life is here to amuse others. My pain is your joy.

Serena Joy said...

Thank you for a funny set of answers, Charles. #8 particularly amused me. I seem to have a warped sense of humor today, no?:-)

Au contraire, Kan! Your pain pains me. It was simply a matter of a stray giggle escaping me at the mention of that lotion.:)

Scary Monster said...

1. If Me had a hammer, Me would, done be probably be amazed with Meself and ask "Hey what Me be doin with this implement?" Then Me would start breaking things with it.

2. If Me loved you, you would forgive Me for coming into the house with muddy paws?

3. If ever Me would leave you, there would be a whole lotta shakin goin on.

4. If a picture paints a thousand words, why do Me gots this goddamned hammer???

5. If everyone cared and nobody cried, there might be less revenue from Me Kleenex portfolio.

6. If seeing meant that you would have to believe, then you would Have to come looking fer the monsters new home!

7. If Me ain't got you, baby, Me might as well buy meself a pet.

8. If only you could see me now, Me bet you be wonderin why Me done be wearin yer bra and panties.

9. If you could read me mind, love, Me think you'd play with the echo.

10. If loving you is wrong, Me don't want to make things right .no left. no, Take this road straight to...

11. And if Me be like lightning, Me could offer to charge up yer batteries. Heh,heh,heh.


Stomp!

Serena Joy said...

Scary! It's so good to see you out stomping. Love your STOMPY answers, dude. Is that a hint in #6? Does Scary Mon have a new home? Are you ever going to clue me in? I do like lightning, mmm-hmm. Oh, and I'd like my bra and panties back, please. And you'd better not have stretched them!:-)

G-Man said...

11..And if I were like lightening, it would still be dim compared to how much you light up a room when you walk in!!!
xoxbgxoxox

Serena Joy said...

You answered only one question, G? Oh, well, the one answer you did give is so fine that I'll let the rest slide.:)
xoxmbbbgxox

Corn Dog said...
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Corn Dog said...

1. If I had a hammer, I would be hammering all over this land, particularly on Hillary's toes.
2. If I loved you, you would love me back or I'd hunt you down.
3. If ever I would leave you, there would be summer or something else that Robert Goulette used to sing about.
4. If a picture paints a thousand words, why have Adobe Illustrator?
5. If everyone cared and nobody cried, there might be a game show called something similar.
6. If seeing meant that you would have to believe, then you would start polishing that glass eye of yours.
7. If I ain't got you, baby, I might as well ski into a tree without a helmet.
8. If only you could see me now, I'll bet you'd snort Coke Cola out your nose laughing.
9. If you could read my mind, love, I think you'd bring me some chocolate cake.
10. If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right.
11. And if I were like lightning, I could zap your ass and burn it bad.

Mona said...

1. If I had a hammer, I would...Hit the nail on the head
2. If I loved you, you would...run ten miles away from me, my love is so suffocating..
3. If ever I would leave you, there would be...no looking back
4. If a picture paints a thousand words, why...use pens
5. If everyone cared and nobody cried, there might be...a place called heaven
6. If seeing meant that you would have to believe, then you would...not see at all
7. If I ain't got you, baby, I might as well...enjoy my freedom
8. If only you could see me now, I'll bet...you'll laugh ( I just might have my face pack & rollers on for all you might know)
9. If you could read my mind, love, I think...you'd be more careful
10. If loving you is wrong, I don't want to...not wrong
11. And if I were like lightning, I could...light up the sky...

Serena Joy said...

CD, I love the way you think. I'm sitting here laughing out loud at your answer to #11. I'm not sure what that says about me.:-)

As always, Mona, there's both poetry and humor in your answers. I think #8 could apply to both of us.:)