tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post6812234064320452077..comments2023-10-14T09:11:30.472-04:00Comments on (Parenthetically Speaking...): Meme MeSerenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00798532682456165053noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-6547397621080347792008-02-21T08:33:00.000-05:002008-02-21T08:33:00.000-05:00CD, I love the way you think. I'm sitting here la...CD, I love the way you think. I'm sitting here laughing out loud at your answer to #11. I'm not sure what that says about me.:-)<BR/><BR/>As always, Mona, there's both poetry and humor in your answers. I think #8 could apply to both of us.:)Serenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00798532682456165053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-27881742873570409072008-02-21T05:20:00.000-05:002008-02-21T05:20:00.000-05:001. If I had a hammer, I would...Hit the nail on th...1. If I had a hammer, I would...Hit the nail on the head<BR/>2. If I loved you, you would...run ten miles away from me, my love is so suffocating..<BR/>3. If ever I would leave you, there would be...no looking back<BR/>4. If a picture paints a thousand words, why...use pens<BR/>5. If everyone cared and nobody cried, there might be...a place called heaven<BR/>6. If seeing meant that you would have to believe, then you would...not see at all<BR/>7. If I ain't got you, baby, I might as well...enjoy my freedom<BR/>8. If only you could see me now, I'll bet...you'll laugh ( I just might have my face pack & rollers on for all you might know)<BR/>9. If you could read my mind, love, I think...you'd be more careful<BR/>10. If loving you is wrong, I don't want to...not wrong<BR/>11. And if I were like lightning, I could...light up the sky...Monahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08615034229525061880noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-66732568128846256442008-02-21T01:18:00.000-05:002008-02-21T01:18:00.000-05:001. If I had a hammer, I would be hammering all ove...1. If I had a hammer, I would be hammering all over this land, particularly on Hillary's toes.<BR/>2. If I loved you, you would love me back or I'd hunt you down.<BR/>3. If ever I would leave you, there would be summer or something else that Robert Goulette used to sing about.<BR/>4. If a picture paints a thousand words, why have Adobe Illustrator?<BR/>5. If everyone cared and nobody cried, there might be a game show called something similar. <BR/>6. If seeing meant that you would have to believe, then you would start polishing that glass eye of yours.<BR/>7. If I ain't got you, baby, I might as well ski into a tree without a helmet.<BR/>8. If only you could see me now, I'll bet you'd snort Coke Cola out your nose laughing.<BR/>9. If you could read my mind, love, I think you'd bring me some chocolate cake.<BR/>10. If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right.<BR/>11. And if I were like lightning, I could zap your ass and burn it bad.Corn Doghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00747361708585377105noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-79472801294537765952008-02-21T01:16:00.000-05:002008-02-21T01:16:00.000-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Corn Doghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00747361708585377105noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-66994247041243424942008-02-20T22:56:00.000-05:002008-02-20T22:56:00.000-05:00You answered only one question, G? Oh, well, the ...You answered only one question, G? Oh, well, the one answer you did give is so fine that I'll let the rest slide.:)<BR/>xoxmbbbgxoxSerenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00798532682456165053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-56059518739699827652008-02-20T22:49:00.000-05:002008-02-20T22:49:00.000-05:0011..And if I were like lightening, it would still ...11..And if I were like lightening, it would still be dim compared to how much you light up a room when you walk in!!!<BR/>xoxbgxoxoxG-Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14968807697181554781noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-42866226167192067202008-02-20T18:52:00.000-05:002008-02-20T18:52:00.000-05:00Scary! It's so good to see you out stomping. Lov...Scary! It's so good to see you out stomping. Love your STOMPY answers, dude. Is that a hint in #6? Does Scary Mon have a new home? Are you ever going to clue me in? I do like lightning, mmm-hmm. Oh, and I'd like my bra and panties back, please. And you'd better not have stretched them!:-)Serenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00798532682456165053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-3080016431759602672008-02-20T17:58:00.000-05:002008-02-20T17:58:00.000-05:001. If Me had a hammer, Me would, done be probably ...1. If Me had a hammer, Me would, done be probably be amazed with Meself and ask "Hey what Me be doin with this implement?" Then Me would start breaking things with it.<BR/><BR/>2. If Me loved you, you would forgive Me for coming into the house with muddy paws?<BR/><BR/>3. If ever Me would leave you, there would be a whole lotta shakin goin on.<BR/><BR/>4. If a picture paints a thousand words, why do Me gots this goddamned hammer???<BR/><BR/>5. If everyone cared and nobody cried, there might be less revenue from Me Kleenex portfolio.<BR/><BR/>6. If seeing meant that you would have to believe, then you would Have to come looking fer the monsters new home!<BR/><BR/>7. If Me ain't got you, baby, Me might as well buy meself a pet.<BR/><BR/>8. If only you could see me now, Me bet you be wonderin why Me done be wearin yer bra and panties.<BR/><BR/>9. If you could read me mind, love, Me think you'd play with the echo.<BR/><BR/>10. If loving you is wrong, Me don't want to make things right .no left. no, Take this road straight to...<BR/><BR/>11. And if Me be like lightning, Me could offer to charge up yer batteries. Heh,heh,heh.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Stomp!Scary Monsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07696640067623584730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-46101489991355671052008-02-20T16:17:00.000-05:002008-02-20T16:17:00.000-05:00Thank you for a funny set of answers, Charles. #8...Thank you for a funny set of answers, Charles. #8 particularly amused me. I seem to have a warped sense of humor today, no?:-)<BR/><BR/>Au contraire, Kan! Your pain pains me. It was simply a matter of a stray giggle escaping me at the mention of that lotion.:)Serenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00798532682456165053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-18908170761356742572008-02-20T15:24:00.000-05:002008-02-20T15:24:00.000-05:00Giggle away. My life is here to amuse others. My...Giggle away. My life is here to amuse others. My pain is your joy.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15897700063744746464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-58572525543444680292008-02-20T14:53:00.000-05:002008-02-20T14:53:00.000-05:001. If I had a hammer, I would do the hammer dance....1. If I had a hammer, I would do the hammer dance.<BR/>2. If I loved you, you would reject me as others have.<BR/>3. If ever I would leave you, there would be dancing in the streets.<BR/>4. If a picture paints a thousand words, why don't I buy a camera and we won't have to talk.<BR/>5. If everyone cared and nobody cried, there might be 26 tears.<BR/>6. If seeing meant that you would have to believe, then you would sew your eyes shut.<BR/>7. If I ain't got you, baby, I might as well get some good sleep finally.<BR/>8. If only you could see me now, I'll bet you haven't been released on the stalking charge yet, though.<BR/>9. If you could read my mind, love, I think we'd make a fortune in Vegas.<BR/>10. If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be accused of being in the wrong again.<BR/>11. And if I were like lightning, I could crisp you in a flash.Charleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00677769325841091545noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-69516338822214581172008-02-20T14:36:00.000-05:002008-02-20T14:36:00.000-05:00Good answers, Kan. Will you forgive me for giggli...Good answers, Kan. Will you forgive me for giggling at #7?:-)<BR/><BR/>/t., if you had an oyster and a hammer, why, you could give me pearls. Happy Wednesday to you, too.:)Serenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00798532682456165053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-51497601898883080562008-02-20T13:27:00.000-05:002008-02-20T13:27:00.000-05:00hey serena,If I had a hammerI'd hammer in the morn...hey serena,<BR/><BR/>If I had a hammer<BR/>I'd hammer in the morning<BR/>I'd hammer in the evening<BR/>All over this land<BR/><BR/>it would be a lot different, though, if i had a hamster... or an oyster...<BR/><BR/>wishing you a great wednesday!<BR/><BR/>¤ ¤ ¤<BR/><BR/>/t.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-38642039335885427522008-02-20T13:21:00.000-05:002008-02-20T13:21:00.000-05:001. If I had a hammer, I would...begin searching fo...1. If I had a hammer, I would...begin searching for a nail<BR/><BR/>2. If I loved you, you would...me<BR/><BR/>3. If ever I would leave you, there would be...an empty space where once I was<BR/><BR/>4. If a picture paints a thousand words, why...do I waste my time reading<BR/><BR/><BR/>5. If everyone cared and nobody cried, there might be... a bunch of apathetic weepers somewhere<BR/><BR/>6. If seeing meant that you would have to believe, then you would...poke out your eyes to deny the truth<BR/><BR/><BR/>7. If I ain't got you, baby, I might as well...buy some hand lotion<BR/><BR/>8. If only you could see me now, I'll bet...you would wish I would get my hair cut like everyone else does, but I won't.<BR/><BR/>9. If you could read my mind, love, I think...you would wait for the thousand word picture and cut to the chase<BR/><BR/>10. If loving you is wrong, I don't want to...be writing a thousand words when a simple picture would do.<BR/><BR/>11. And if I were like lightning, I could...leave how long sex with me lasts out of this....Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15897700063744746464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-87579153664219229672008-02-20T12:53:00.000-05:002008-02-20T12:53:00.000-05:00You did pretty darn good in 5 seconds, VE. Great ...You did pretty darn good in 5 seconds, VE. Great answers!:)Serenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00798532682456165053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-9630080987527966852008-02-20T11:47:00.000-05:002008-02-20T11:47:00.000-05:00I alloted myself 5 seconds to come up with a reply...I alloted myself 5 seconds to come up with a reply...<BR/><BR/>1. If I had a hammer, I would...break my finger<BR/>2. If I loved you, you would...run<BR/>3. If ever I would leave you, there would be...leaves<BR/>4. If a picture paints a thousand words, why...bother with spell check<BR/>5. If everyone cared and nobody cried, there might be...Kleenex would be out of business<BR/>6. If seeing meant that you would have to believe, then you would...Wear really dark sunglasses<BR/>7. If I ain't got you, baby, I might as well...use proper grammar<BR/>8. If only you could see me now, I'll bet...it would be awkward until I put on some clothes <BR/>9. If you could read my mind, love, I think...you’d still have to translate<BR/>10. If loving you is wrong, everybody should...vote me off<BR/>11. And if I were like lightning, I could...speed up the toasting processEd & Jeannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00730956006290504616noreply@blogger.com