Wednesday, January 23, 2008

MEME Me

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It's Wednesday Meme Day. Let's do Twosies.

Meme Rules: You may answer the questions in the Comment box (in which case, please copy in the questions and supply the answers so readers won't have to go back to the post to see the questions), or you may port the meme to your blog and tag your readers if you wish.

Get ready, get set -- go.

1. Two things you do well.
2. Two things you're not so good at.
3. Two extraordinary things you plan to do this year.
4. Two items in your house you should get rid of.
5. Your two favorite beverages.
6. Two of your nicknames.
7. Two places you've never been that you'd like to go to.
8. Two of your favorite authors.
9. Your two favorite outfits.
10. Two words you hate hearing.


TWISTED LINGUISTICS has these Words Gone Wild for you to toy with today.

releived
fogotten
you're aloud to
imput
important rolls in marriage
compassioate
Brat Pitt

Some odd Google search terms I've seen this week:

conehead babies
squirrel manican
dimpled butt
is cxxxxxx pxxxx disbarred
tart pants

16 comments:

Kanrei said...

1. Two things you do well. Procrastinate and I will tell you the other thing later.

2. Two things you're not so good at. Thinking of things I am not good at and…. I can’t think of another.

3. Two extraordinary things you plan to do this year. Attempting something extraordinary and succeeding in doing something extraordinary

4. Two items in your house you should get rid of. Satchel and Oreo (my cats)

5. Your two favorite beverages. Diet Coke and Dr Pepper

6. Two of your nicknames. Does “asshole” count as one?

7. Two places you've never been that you'd like to go to. Gynecologist’s office and Maternity Room.

8. Two of your favorite authors. Hunter S Thompson and Serena Joy

9. Your two favorite outfits. My home uniform- PJ bottoms and a tie-dye, and I am a guy and don’t really wear “outfits.”

10. Two words you hate hearing. The End

Mona said...

ROFLMAO! @ Kaneri

& In the process I forgot all my answers!

To Kaneri> It was only today that I was thinking 'what' you were. Thanks for letting me know you are a guy! LOL!

ok, now let me try to attempt the questions

1. Two things I do well: cooking & dreaming

2. Two things not good at: Maths and knitting

3. Two extraordinary things you plan to do this year : set up a new business and writing

4. Two items in the house I should be rid of : My TV and my Bed

5. Two of my favourite beverages: One glass of water, and then again yet another glass of water

6. Two nicknames : No nicknames as such...wait there was one...Dizzy

7. Two places never been to & would like to go: France and Heaven

8. Two of your favourite authors: George Orwell and Erica Jong

9. Your favourite outfits : My plain white tees and my now torn and hand sewn at many places nightgown that is o so comfy!

10. Two words you hate hearing : Shut Up!

VE said...

1. Two things you do well.
Breaking bones, wasting time

2. Two things you're not so good at. Time travel, defying gravity

3. Two extraordinary things you plan to do this year. Document where missing socks really go and how they get there, get re-married

4. Two items in your house you should get rid of. The stairway (it takes up a lot of space), The doorbell (its quite distracting)

5. Your two favorite beverages. Milkshakes, My juicer juice (4 vegetables and 8 fruits in it)

6. Two of your nicknames. VE, Ralph (in certain post party bathroom situations)

7. Two places you've never been that you'd like to go to. The future, the past

8. Two of your favorite authors.
Dr. Seuss, JRR Tolkien

9. Your two favorite outfits.
Sorry...I'm not in the military

10. Two words you hate hearing.
Tax audit

Charles said...

1. Two things you do well. - Program and learn.
2. Two things you're not so good at. - Marriage and relationships.
3. Two extraordinary things you plan to do this year. - Finish my book and do some embedded programming, probably on a router.
4. Two items in your house you should get rid of. - Old computer parts, and old TVs.
5. Your two favorite beverages. - Coffee, and Canada Dry Cranberry Ginger ale.
6. Two of your nicknames. - One of them is "hole," guess the other.
7. Two places you've never been that you'd like to go to. - California and Heaven, preferably in that order.
8. Two of your favorite authors. - - Frank Herbert and James P Hogan.
9. Your two favorite outfits. - Shorts and a T, and khakis and a polo.
10. Two words you hate hearing. - One is "you," the other starts with "f."

releived - To put another flower necklace on an Indian of Aryan descent.
fogotten - The actions fog shouldn't take.
you're aloud to - how to be heard by the hearing impaired.
imput - descendant of small demons crossbred with Lilliputians.
important rolls in marriage - Baked goods that make a union work.
compassioate - a magnetic direction device swallowed up by a moon of Jupiter.
Brat Pitt - Trap like a Burmese Tiger trap, except it must be deeper and have sharp stakes. Best used around Junior High schools.

Serena Joy said...

I'm very good at #1, too, Kan. In fact, I am the anointed Queen. You can be a princeling in my court, though. How's that?:) Hey, you know you don't really mean #3. I'm with you on #5; my faves, too. #6 -- who calls you that?! I'll have a word with them.:-)

Mona, now I feel like I'm in good company because I can't do the two things you enumerated in #2, either. I can, however, do one of the things you mentioned in #1. Re #4, why do you want to get rid of your bed? Is it uncomfortable? I don't like #10, either -- especially when it's followed by a couple of adjectives I really don't like.

VE, I might be able to use your services for one of your #1 abilities. We'll talk.:) Do let me know if you figure out The Great Sock Mystery. And -- and you're really going to take the plunge and remarry?! Is it too soon to offer congratulations? (I think I'm going in the opposite direction myself.) Wouldn't the ability to achieve #7 be fantastic?

You are not alone in #2, Charles. Far from it. Good luck with #3; I hope you do them both. Re #6, do you and Kan have the same "friend?" LOL. #10 -- you're in good company there, too. Nobody likes to hear that.

Kudos on your definitions! That's great stuff.:)

Pink said...

Yay - you are the cure for the got nothin' to say blues!

I'm stealing the meme and posting it over at my place!

Thanks hon! Hope all is well in your world today
xx
pinks

Little Wing said...

1. Two things you do well.
ride my motorcycle with no hands and I make a mean lasagne.

2. Two things you're not so good at.
admitting I am wrong, math.

3. Two extraordinary things you plan to do this year.
Ride my motorcycle from California to Louisiana, covering part of the old route 66, get a new tat.

4. Two items in your house you should get rid of.
Me get RID of anything? Not a chance!

5. Your two favorite beverages.
diet coke and green tea.

6. Two of your nicknames.
Little Wing and Wing Nut.

7. Two places you've never been that you'd like to go to.
Alaska and France

8. Two of your favorite authors.
Augusten Burroughs (Running with Scissors) and Jane Hamilton (The Book of Ruth)

9. Your two favorite outfits.
Levis and tees, levis and tye dye tanks.

10. Two words you hate hearing.
No and No.

Little Wing said...

important rolls in marriage......Rolls Royce

Brat Pitt......a large hole dug in the ground to put bratty kids in for a time out.

ThatGreenyFlower said...

1. Two things you do well. I'm good at my job, and I'm good at growing plants.

2. Two things you're not so good at. Any sport other than swimming. (That takes us to way more than 2 I believe!)

3. Two extraordinary things you plan to do this year. De-clutter the dining room and maybe pull some weeds in the flowerbed or something...

4. Two items in your house you should get rid of. The computer. The TV.

5. Your two favorite beverages. Water and coffee.

6. Two of your nicknames. Murf and Pookie.

7. Two places you've never been that you'd like to go to. Ireland and Iceland.

8. Two of your favorite authors. Kevin Brockmeier and Michael Chabon.

9. Your two favorite outfits. PJs and gardening clothes.

10. Two words you hate hearing. "No," and "Productivity."

Sorry, luv, nothing very funny or inspiring to say this eve.

Serena Joy said...

Things are fairly decent in my world today, Pinks, now that the eyedrops administered by the evil optometrist are wearing off.:) I played the Meme at your place. Somehow, it just seemed more fun that way.

What I see in your answers, Little Wing, is a free spirit. Go for it! I hope you make it to LA on old Rt. 66 and have yourself a ball. I read "Running With Scissors," liked it a lot. I don't like hearing "no," either; makes me see red.:) Love your definitions, girly. If there's a Rolls involved, one might as well put the kids in the Brat Pitt and roll the old man for it.:-)

Don't feel bad, Greeny. I suck at way more than two sports, too. They didn't call me The Spas in high school gym class for nothing. Go for #3; de-cluttering is good for the spirit. Aw, how cute is Pookie!:)

G-Man said...

1). Cook and Bullshit!
2). Typing and Math.
3). Meet at least one previously unmet Blogger!
4). The 5th..
5). Spring Water..Tim Horton's Coffee
6). Oshko...and The Big G
7). Scotland and Alaska
8). Thomas Harris and Isaak Asimov.
9). My Harley Boxers and Harley T-Shirt..
My Harley riding gear!!
10). No....Headache..

Serena Joy said...

I owe you a typing lesson, G, but you're on your own with the Math.:-) #3 -- anyone I know? #4 -- huh? You're pleading the 5th on discarded household items? LOL. #5 -- Tim Horton's rocks. This I know for a fact. #6 -- why have I never heard Oshko before? Cute! #9 doesn't surprise me at all.:)xox

Mona said...

Uh Oh... I forgot some definitions definitions..

releived: Re levied the taxes already paid for with an inverted mistake ( go figure)

You are aloud to: I am not the only one shouting here

Imput: an input within an input

Important rolls in marriage: The wedding rings

compassioate, when you are too hungry to speak you use that short term to say ' come on pass me the food I owe myself some grub and its high time I ate'

BRAt Pitt The inside scoop of a bra cup OR A pit where Rosalyn the babysitter would put in that brat Calvin with his tiger Hobbes

Mona said...

Uh Oh... I forgot some definitions definitions..

releived: Re levied the taxes already paid for with an inverted mistake ( go figure)

You are aloud to: I am not the only one shouting here

Imput: an input within an input

Important rolls in marriage: The wedding rings

compassioate, when you are too hungry to speak you use that short term to say ' come on pass me the food I owe myself some grub and its high time I ate'

BRAt Pitt The inside scoop of a bra cup OR A pit where Rosalyn the babysitter would put in that brat Calvin with his tiger Hobbes

Camille Alexa said...

Kanrei's answer is cracking me up.

1. Two things you do well.
Eat. Chocolate.

2. Two things you're not so good at.
Coloring inside the lines; remembering where I put stuff.

3. Two extraordinary things you plan to do this year.
I'd like to write another novel; and I'd like to make serious effort to sell at least one novel, too. I guess those aren't very extraordinary.

4. Two items in your house you should get rid of.
At least half my clothes, especially coats; empty boxes from moving.

5. Your two favorite beverages.
Wine; coffee. Not together.

6. Two of your nicknames.
Birdie; Littlebird. . .or would those be aliases?

7. Two places you've never been that you'd like to go to.
Scotland; Alaska.

8. Two of your favorite authors.
M.T. Anderson; Doris Piserchia.

9. Your two favorite outfits.
Whuh? I don't have outfits, just tons and tons of clothes.

10. Two words you hate hearing.
Long wait.

Serena Joy said...

Best of luck with #3, Camille. You've been on a real roll with your stories, so -- why not novels? #9 -- same here. Something worn with something else makes an outfit, and then the next time you wear it paired with something different makes a whole new outfit. Works well!:) I don't like hearing those 2 #10 words, either.