Sunday, December 16, 2007

The Twisted Chapel

In lieu of an actual sermon this morning, we're going to grab our canteens (and Charmin) and take a Nature Stroll with Rev. Bob.



On the 7th Day of Christmas, your true love gave to you _____________. How much do you think he/she paid for it?

Have yourselves a terrific Sunday, kids.

17 comments:

Charles said...

Gee, a freeby without an admission price. :)

G-Man said...

Fuck Reverend Bob...
I'm no lip reader...
Limerick Time...

"A horny young lady from Nashville,
Used a Dynomite Stick for a cheap thrill,
They found her Vagina
In North Carolina,
And bits of her tits in Brazil"....

Hi SJ...xoxoxbgxoxox

Trée said...

On the 7th day: words, lots and lots of words. And I didn't even ask for them. What a lovely woman. :-D

Serena Joy said...

Yes, indeedy, Charles, Serena's feeling magnanimous today and free's the word.:-)

Geez, Galen! Hi, yourself. Until and unless you get a new computer (or at least a new sound card), you're going to have to take up lip reading. It's just a mite hard to equate your, um, limerick with Bob in the Desert.:-)

Trée, my dear, one can only hope they were good words. If they weren't, get thee back to bed with pillow over head.:)

Mona said...

Serena, Lime has an idea , how about us collecting donation to buy Galen a sound card??/

Charles said...

I think Bob and G are very similar:
Bob looks like a Car Salesman, G is a Car Salesman.
Bob is from the West in the middle of the States, G is from the Midwest.
Bob likes his bucks, G likes his... well G likes lots of things.
Bob has a following of folks laughing, G has a following for his humor.
Bob likes to do his business out in the open, G likes to water the flowers.

I could probably go on and on, but you get the idea.

Serena Joy said...

I think that's a good idea, Mona.:)

LOL, Charles!:-)

G-Man said...

hey you guy's!!!
I'm like Rev Bob?
Well...Hallelujah!!!!!


(pass the plate)

Serena Joy said...

You gotta get the coat, though, Galen, if you want to do it right.:)

For the plate, will you take a check?:-)

NYD said...

I don't know about the seventh day of Christmas, but my true love bought me a ticket to NY. (on my card of course)

I'll see if I can't convince the Monster to go out to Central park with me and find a good spot for a RevBob donation.

Serena Joy said...

LOL, NYD. You and the Monster are going to rock NYC. I'd love to be there to see it.:)

puerileuwaite said...

Therein lies the quandary: if I didn't give a shit, then I could give money to Reverend Bob.

BTW, did anyone else notice those clouds that spelled "LOVE" when the camera panned to the right? That is how in tune I've become with his messages of hope.

Oh, and on the 7th Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me the Clap.

(Oops. Sorry. I meant the Clapper. And I'm not sure if I want to know what she paid for it. Damned cheapskate.)

Pink said...

Seven Salmon Swimming

About £2.99 a pound is my guess.
xx
pinks

Serena Joy said...

Puggy, I for one appreciate your humanitarianism. Bob may control the clouds, but you control the purse strings.:) And listen, whichever item it was she gave you, you need a better lover.:-)

Salmon. Seven of them! That ain't too shabby, Pink.:)

Annie Wicking and Loman Austen said...

This may not be quite the right place to leave my message. Serena Joy...

Wishing you and your family a Merry Christmas and thank you for sharing with us your very interesting and fascinating blog with us. I looking forward to seeing what you will be sharing with us in the New Year. lol

All the very best my dear online friend.

Annie

ThatGreenyFlower said...

On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, a hot cup of coffee waiting when I got up for work. It didn't cost much, but it's worth its weigh in gold!

Serena Joy said...

Thank you so much, Annie, and Merry Christmas to you.

Yes, ma'am, Greeny, you bet that's worth a bundle!:)