Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Meme Me

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Today's meme is, shall we say, experimental. Perhaps we'll call it a "spec meme." Take a look at it and do with it as you will.

Which of these statements do you consider most true?

1. (a)Nothing is ever what it seems.
(b)Everything is always exactly what it seems.

2. (a) I don't know why these things always happen to me.
(b) Everything always happens exactly as it is supposed to happen.

3. (a) My luck sucks and nothing ever goes my way.
(b) I make my own luck and if it sucks, it's my own fault.

4. (a) I can't get into the holiday spirit.
(b) I AM holiday spirit.

5. (a) They have a pile of manure in the yard; they must have a pony.
(b) Just because there's a pile of manure in the yard doesn't mean they have a pony.

6. (a) I think; therefore, I am.
(b) I am; therefore, I think.

7. (a) Less is more.
(b) Sometimes more is more, honey.

8. (a) People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
(b) People who get stoned shouldn't live in glass houses.

9. (a) "Waaaaaaah! Look what he/she did to me!"
(b) "Duhhhhhhh! Why'd I let him/her do that to me and what can I do about it?"

10. (a) I can't. I don't know how.
(b) I know there's a way and I know I can figure it out.

You know what? I saw a picture of a male model with better cleavage than I have. That was rather distressing.

Some of the Google search terms I've seen this week that made me giggle:

evil elf gifts
pink humvees
bitches in training
elf whisperer
dirty minded quiz
how to write a suicide note
hot manicans

TWISTED LINGUISTICS rounded up these Words Gone Wild today. Since it's Christmas, maybe we should give the ruffians a pass. Maybe not.

multy task - Dirty work involving cleaning up mold, molt, must, and mule droppings.

stero - A new kind of rotgut liquor.

blizard - How you feel after you drink the stero.

unavalable - Whatever kind of babble avalable is, it ain't happening.

18 comments:

VE said...

1. c. Everything seems like nothing
2. c. I know exactly why everything is supposed to happen to me
3. c. With a little luck, I can make my own suckers
4. c. I’m going to have some holiday spirits
5. c. I’m going to pony up some money and have a pile of manure delivered to their yard
6. c. I think I think
7. c. The more I want less, the less I get more; more or less
8. c. A rolling glass house gathers no stones
9. c. “Mmmmmmm”…do that to me one more time
10. c. I know I can find somebody to pay to figure out and do what I don’t want to

Kanrei said...

1. (a)Nothing is ever what it seems.
2.(b) Everything always happens exactly as it is supposed to happen.
3.(c)There is no luck
4.(b) I AM holiday spirit. Bah-Humbug is a holiday spirit.
5.(b) Just because there's a pile of manure in the yard doesn't mean they have a pony.
6.(b) I am; therefore, I think.
7.(c) too much is never enough
8.(b) People who get stoned shouldn't live in glass houses.
9.(b) "Duhhhhhhh! Why'd I let him/her do that to me and what can I do about it?"
10.(c) I know there is a way to get someone else to do it.

leelee said...

1.
(b)Everything is always exactly what it seems.

2.
(b) Everything always happens exactly as it is supposed to happen.

3.
(b) I make my own luck and if it sucks, it's my own fault.

4.
(b) I AM holiday spirit.

5.
(b) Just because there's a pile of manure in the yard doesn't mean they have a pony.

6.
(b) I am; therefore, I think.

7.
(b) Sometimes more is more, honey.

8.
(b) People who get stoned shouldn't live in glass houses.

9.
(b) "Duhhhhhhh! Why'd I let him/her do that to me and what can I do about it?"

10.
(b) I know there's a way and I know I can figure it out.

MERRY CHRISTMAS SERENA(I'm proving HuckabEe wrong, cuz he says no one says Merry Christmas any more because we're all so PC...HE'S WRONG!!

Serena Joy said...

I like the way you think, VE. You, too, Kan.:)

And Leelee -- girl, you got plenty of attitude. I love it! Merry Christmas! Did you hear that, Huckabee? Ain't no scaredy-cats here. Merry Christmas, Feliz Navidad, Joyeux Noel, Fröhliche Weihnachten, Nollaig Chridheil agus biadhna mhath ùr, Kala Christouyenna, Nadolig Llawen, La Maunia Le Kilisimasi Ma Le Tausaga Fou, and Shinnen omedeto, Kurisumasu Omedeto!!

Hale McKay said...

Serena, that male model was shot up with steroids or HGH - at least your is natural.

It is isn't it?

Serena Joy said...

LOL, Mike. Yup, all natural. Trust me, if it weren't, there'd be a lot more of it.:-)

Charles said...

1. Everything is always exactly what it is.
2. Everything always happens exactly as it is supposed to happen to me.
3. If I make my own luck it's my own fault it sucks.
4. I can't wait to get into the spirits.
5. Just because there's a pile of manure in the yard doesn't mean a pony did it, just they didn't make it to the door.
6. I think, I think. Well, shi_ now I see VE already said that.
7. Sometimes honey is more.
8. People who get stoned should get life in the big house.
9. Look what I can I do to him/her.
10. I know there's a way and I know I can figure out I can't.

Evil elf gifts of
pink humvees carrying
bitches in training,
while an elf whisperers
dirty minded quizzes about
how to write a suicide note for
hot manikins.

Trée said...

1. a
2. b
3. b
4. b
5. b
6. b
7. a
8. b
9. b
10. b

Serena Joy said...

Charles, your take on the questions had me laughing out loud. And I just howled at your impromptu poem. Bravo!

Great choices of answers, Trée, and exactly how I would have expected you to answer (except maybe #7).:)

G-Man said...

Nice Meme Serena
All of my answers were Bee's
Ha ha ha ha ha

xoxbgxoxox

Serena Joy said...

Thanks, Galen. Most of mine were (b), too. But you knew that. Tee-hee-hee.:-)

/t. said...

all
of my
answers
were ve's

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Serena Joy said...

/t. HA. HA. HA. :-)

ThatGreenyFlower said...

1. Sometimes things are so weird!

2. Mostly things happen for the best, but not always.

3. I am so lucky! ...But even so, thinks can suck sometimes.

4. I love Christmas!

5. FERTILIZER! Let's take it to the garden!

6. I think a lot, therefore I have OCD.

7. Less is more than often enough.

8. A glass house? Think of the heating bills!!

9. Grr. Bitch, bitch, bitch. Move on.

10. "Honey, do you know how this thing works??"

xoxo!!

Mona said...

Serena? You saw a Sumo wrestler?

1(b)Everything is always exactly what it seems.( & More. There are things which we do not see & which others might see)

2(b) Everything always happens exactly as it is supposed to happen.( there is no way it could have been otherwise. Serena, I have seen an interesting Indian movie though, which offers seven versions of how things could have happened in a given situation. It was is one hell of a movie!)

3(b) I make my own luck and if it sucks, it's my own fault.( But I find that only partially true. I am not a fatalist though, but I believe that sometimes the farmer might work so hard upon tilling & sowing &then there is no rain from the heavens & the wells run dry. But I also believe that prayers can change a lot)

4(a) I can't get into the holiday spirit. (However I may try it is true. My mind keeps bothering me about pending issues & responsibilities even if I am IN a holiday. I guess I can never 'holiday' well)

5(b) Just because there's a pile of manure in the yard doesn't mean they have a pony.( somethings have to be started from scratch to make them happen)

6 BOTH. When we are born (b) is true. First we have to be born & BE to be able to think. Then later when we are able to think we BECOME what we think. We are what we think.For example, If we think positive we become positive being & vice versa.

7 That depends on our NEEDS

8 Both are true & addendum to Charles' version: ppl who get stoned should live in large EMPTY houses.

9(b) "Duhhhhhhh! Why'd I let him/her do that to me and what can I do about it?" ( Screw whoever...)

10 (b) I know there's a way and I know I can figure it out.( It used to be, but it is no longer that difficult anymore.I just have to look back at the various ways I made... yes MADE. (There are no ready made ways. Everyone makes their own way as they move.(I must have grown somewhat...)))

Mona said...

EEKS! That is a comment! I must've gone carried away!!

leelee said...

Yeah RIGHT ON Serena!!

;-)

Serena Joy said...

Greeny and Mona, you smart, savvy, and wise. This is not news.:-)

Yeah, right ON, Leelee.:)