It's Sunday, which means you're supposed to be on your knees in the Slightly Warped Chapel. I'm sure that after the sermon, there will be refreshments available somewhere in this universe. Go now, sing some Moody Blues lyrics, and sin only if you can't help it.
Miss Begotten is one of my pet names for myself, for Southern Gothic reasons best kept to myself. Miss Begotten tries to speak plainly, but sometimes she tends to babble -- parenthetically, of course. It's never my intention to offend (and usually that's true - except on those [maybe not so] rare occasions when I mean it very friggin' much) but it sometimes happens, so if you're unusually easily offended...
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WTF was with his tongue? LOL
Beats me, Roxan. LOL.
LOL. That's what I'm talking about. At least he's honest about his motivation, unlike so many televangelists.
Me, I'm going to have to have him over to my apartment, because my carpet needs him to come in and hoover over it.
LOL, Charles. My carpet could use a good hoovering, too. I don't know if I can afford that guy, though. Maybe a half-filled dinghy full of cash?:-)
I figure I'll promise him a check. I won't sign it, but I can give him one.
I'd be careful with that, Charles. He probably has enforcers.:)
I'm trying not to sin,But I's wicked I is..
I can't see anything. My Internet must be misbehaving today. It's probably my damned sinful neighbors downloading porn again. What is it with them and porn on Sundays?
Well maybe if I went to church like they did, I'd be downloading porn from my handsome canine neighbor's mooched wireless connection when I got home, too.
Anyhoo, it's my policy to ONLY kneel down in front of attractive (preferably redheaded, of course) FEMALE spiritual "consultants". But usually it's on Friday and Saturday nights when I exercise, er, exorcise my little demon.
Maybe I'm more than slightly warped.
It's mighty hard not to sin, Sling, which puts you into the "can't help it" category. Go forth and sin a little more. You are absolved.:-)
Apparently your neighbors have glommed onto a barely hidden secret, Puggy - porning on a Sunday gives it a little more bite. Go figure. It's too bad you missed the sermon; it was a good one. Meanwhile, spiritual consultants are on hand so you may begin kneeling at any time. The exorcisms are on Tuesdays, and only $5 a pop.:-)
Hmmm. Not sure.
Why do you have your wireless open to be used by your neighbors, P? Unless its very old, you should be able to prevent that, and if its that old maybe you should upgrade, new routers aren't that expensive and its cheaper than having them break into your computer and stealing enough data to effectively steal your identity. In fact, its cheaper than having the police arrest you for child porn they might download. I have mine turned off, I just don't trust them. Wire is a lot more secure in my apartment.
"Not Sure" is my normal state of being, Camille. It ain't so bad.:)
What no Reverend Ike ?
Did Rev. Ike run the Church of What's Happening Now? Don't worry, he'll show up in the chapel one Sunday morning.:)
Hell and tarnation. Charles went and got to the Hoovering joke before me did. ya, boy, well nowt Me gots to pull out me dinghy and a large denominational bill and see iffin me can make a contribution somewhere.
STOMP.
Scary, Sistah Serena will be happy to accept your donation of large denominational bills. She don't do none of that tax-exempt stuff and she ain't give no receipt, but she tell you where to send it.
STOMP.:-)
I'll give him a large denominational bill. The electric bill from a large church would qualify, wouldn't it?
"Cold Hearted orb that rules the night, removes the colors from our sight.
Red is Grey, and Yellow White, but WE decide which is right...
And which is an Illusion"!......
You did say something about a Moody Blues tune didn't you?
Am I the only one that follows direction around here??
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I do believe that would qualify as a large bill, Charles. LOL.
Beautiful choice of direction, G. I just love a man who can follow directions, never mind stopping to ASK for them.:)
Where do you find this stuff?
Is this guy for real? I mean,The guy can actually see folks shooting at him as he "hoovers". and can see folks sittin on their couches in front of the tube.
This has got to be a parody.
Way too funny!
Oh, yeah, it's definitely parody, NYD. I think Rev. Bob is hysterical and he'll certainly be preaching in the Slightly Warped Chapel again.:)
...and sin only if you can't help it.
Bwa!
There have been times in the past when I couldn't help myself, but I was good yesterday. I'll be good today, too, I think. Why not!
You're inspiring, lovely girl!
If I've accidentally inspired you, Greeny, perhaps that will help me out a little because ... I was bad yesterday and have every intention of being bad all day today.:-)
Hey there Charles. Thanks for the advice. But I was bending the truth a bit. Yes, my wireless network DOES require a key for network access. I'm also in the boonies, so my neighbors are far enough away. Plus I shut off my computer when I'm not using it.
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