Let's start off with a couple of "Til Death They Do Part" stories, or "Adventures in Holy Dreadlock," that struck me as humorous.
London: A Scottish bride attacked her new husband with her stiletto shoe, hitting him in the head in an upstairs hotel room while their wedding reception was going on below. The groom staggered to the front desk clutching a bloody towel to his head and hotel personnel called the police. The bride told police she and her husband had been "accusing each other of different things" and began throwing things at each other after an argument in the room. They're still together; the bride is in counseling.
Plymouth, Michigan: A 47-year-old wife will stand trial for stabbing her 86-year-old husband wih a fork during a restaurant food fight, this despite the fact that the husband is furious that she was charged. The couple left court holding hands after her arraignment.
It's the weekend. Thank God. It was a long and tiresome week. And it's not only TGIF, but it's Friday the 13th. Yes! Bring it on. I love Friday the 13ths. It's blessedly cool, the day is young and full of potential, and I haven't a care in the world -- as long as I don't think about the neighboring Scuz From Hell and his arsenal. I ought to just take one of my discarded pillows over there and associcate him and be done with it.
FUN WITH TWISTED LINGUISTICS
recouperation - The act of getting one's money back after a botched operation.
To whit - Mail addressed to Walt Whitman.
propogators - Little propeller beanies for alligators.
planced - What dancing, prancing plants did.
persprctive - This is something involving pricks. I'm not sure exactly what.
invloloved - Burning, flaming love.
agaim - Let's play one more time!
|You Are A Romantic|
You life your life like a fairy tale... or at least you try to.
Living for magical moments, you believe there's only one true love for you.
Love is the most important thing in your life, and you don't take it for granted.
Your perfect match loves to be in love as much as you do!