I'm in the mood to pervert a little more Shakespeare. Are you game? I already know you can do it. You've done it before -- and done it very, very well. Avast! You dare not leave before showing us your stuff.
To start things off:
Original: "Give me my robe, put on my crown; I have
Immortal longings in me."
~ Antony and Cleopatra (V, ii, 282-283)
Nouveau: Hurry! Get dressed and get out of here! My husband's home.
Original: "A plague o' both your houses!"
~ Romeo and Juliet (III, i, 94)
Nouveau: You and yo mama can both eat dirt and die, jerkface!
Original: "O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain!"
~ Hamlet (I, v, 106)
Nouveau: You might stand there grinning innocently like the village idiot, but I know you did it!
Original: "Is this a dagger which I see before me..."
~ Macbeth (II, i, 33)
Nouveau: ...Or are you just happy to see me?
We're also playing down and dirty with a few Words Gone Wild today.
publised - Picking nits out of your hair in public.
funnest - The bestest, most happiest place to be.
fairloy - I believe this may be an oblique reference to nice looking loins.
And these offerings from our esteemed "editor" person:
You know, this person claims to actually make money editing. Just think how much someone who can actually spell English words could potentially make. I'm seriously thinking of going into the editing business myself. I've taken on a few clients on a one-time, freelance basis in the past. I just may try it again on a serious basis.
The Grunt has tagged me, to which I will attempt to have a response tomorrow. And dear Grunt, I will get you back, my pretty.
Tomorrow: Round 2 in court with the Neighbors From Hell. Joy, joy. Today, I have a little big moon hangover. It's no big deal, really, but it might be as well if it's gone by then.
And I forget
Just what it takes
And yet I guess it makes me smile
I found it hard
It's hard to find
Oh well, whatever, never mind
I wish Kurt Cobain were still around. He got this stuff.
|Your Mood is a 9|
It's hard to imagine feeling much better than you do right now. Life is pretty great.