I don't have a serious bone in my body today (not for blogging, anyway), which makes it the perfect time to just ... rap. Snoop Dogg does okay with it. Eminem and P. Diddy do it all right. So, I thought why not take Words Gone Wild and rap with them? And do it loosely -- very loosely -- to the tune and beat of the song in the video. Yes, of course, it's a little bit weird. This surprises you?
With my deepest apologies to the Papa Ooh Mau-Mau guys, I give you
"Mama Ooo Maw-Maw"
By P. Sereny Lewdjoy
The words we're working with:
ingnorant
publishser
relavent
quantites
inconveinence
bookoo
immolate those you admire
wreck havoc
subing
dicount
The rap:
Ingnore me, bitch, and rant,
Pot licker, mofo publish, ser? Ain't got no class.
Give you bookoo rocks and quantites, make you pant.
You wreck havoc, I inconveinence the tracks in yo ass,
You trash. Boo! I'm koo! You ain't my subing aunt.
Ooo maw-maw, mama ooo maw-maw
Smack me, dog, and I'm tellin' you
You be down for di count.
Look at them trashy rags, you ingnorant bookoo.
Got no lettuce, just lay around and pout,
You ain't no relavent of mine, fool.
Ooo maw-maw, mama ooo maw-maw
Cap 'em, fire done burn that crib to da ground,
Wreck havoc on your pubs, grill 'em, drill 'em,
Immolate those you admire but first take 'em down.
Listen here, they jive's so subing slim,
Too much cush. Book 'em -- too koo! She down, quit that frown.
Ooo maw-maw, mama ooo maw-maw
Ooo maw-maw, mama ooo maw-maw
See what insane pseudo words can do? It's horrifying, huh?
Speaking of insane, yesterday was completely crazed here and today promises more of the same. There's this one case that's driving me insane with ambiguities. I can so see both sides of the issue and it's a hard one to call. I know what I think is "right" and what I suspect the judge will decide is the right thing to do. I also know what I'd be inclined to do in the same situation, which is diametrically opposite. It's just sad all the way around.
I overslept a little bit this morning; no time for hair stuff.
Pink, Baby
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33 comments:
Yo yo yo! MC Champ Bonecrusher here in da hiz-ouse! I wannabe sayin here that puttin' da Surfin Bird in my noggin be wack! I finna be going "papa ooo maw maw" all day now.
pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooo-maw-maw/ pa-pa-ooo-maw-maw maw
When I catch my breath I'll be back to leave a decent comment. If I was on the edge before, I'm in a free fall now. :-D
Yo, Kan. LOL. I think it's official now -- I've gone totally wack. But I be goin' to da Grammys, right? Huh? Huh? Right?:)
:-), Trée. Just :-)
Offical now? Did you not get the previous memos?
Rapper? I'll pass. LOL
Ah, geez, Kan -- I was supposed to read the memos?:)
What, you don't want to rap with me, Roxan?:)
To: the Blogging Community
From: The House of Wayward Lemmings
Re: Serena Joy
Dear Fellow Lemmings,
It has come to our attention that one of our own, a lemming by the name of Serena Joy, has finally reached a level of total and complete wack-ness. Inspite of her Deppaffiction we would like to welcome Serena to the Secret Circle of Wacked Wayward Lemmings. Your secret decoder ring should arrive shorty.
Signed,
Dr. Doogie Howser, M.D.
Dear P-Doogie Doc,
LMAO! Damn, I'm in the Secret Circle. I AM wack. Um, could you maybe put a rush on the decoder ring? And a parachute? I'm playing on high cliffs where even intrepid lemmings fear to tread.:)
Somehow I missed the pictures of the Outer Banks. I love that place. I actually visited a couple of times. I can't keep up any more. My rapper name is Funkmaster Twist. Better than my real name.
I like your rapper name better than mine, CD. LOL. Don't you just love the OB? Any particular town you prefer to stay in? Besides Ocracoke, I love Corolla at the north end and Hatteras on the south end. Rodanthe's pretty cool, too. Nag's Head has gone too commercial.
Rap on SJ Kool!!!!!!
AKA, Diamond Moolah
Do you have All Venues of entertainment covered?
Very Funny Sherry...xoxox
MY Rapper Name Is...
Anonymous Ace
~word~
I have not been in years so I stayed at Nag's Head before commercialism and Ocracoke. I may have tooled around some other parts but I can't remember those. There is no place quite like it. Very restful. I remember this little place we stayed at and I was sure the ocean and the water birds were going to take it away one day. It was perched amidst the incoming tide it seemed all the time. All the people were very nice. It was some sort of B&B because I remember waiting for the community shower.
LOL, G-man. I haven't tackled Gospel or Soul yet. You think I should? Glad you got a chuckle out of it.:)
Yo, Leelee, Anonymous Ace, wanna rap with me? Hopefully, we have enough bling between us to look good for the gig.:)
Yeah, CD, it really is the most restful, laid back place to go. You can do as much as you want to do, and absolutely nothing if you feel like it.:)
You biotches be stone trippin' like a mofo.
And you want to stone trip with us, don't you, T? Get your rapper name and come on.:)
Oh laws, but that's funny. Are you channeling this stuff from your home planet or something???
I love visiting your place 'cause you either make me laugh or make me think. Both good.
And, P.S., what you said to Scary was just the sweetest, most appropriate thing ever.
Lots of x's and o's!
you're not only a pretty lady, a talented writer but now a gifted rapper too!
Crap, I copied the wrong thing on the rapper page.
Anyway I have a character I bring out on my blog every now and then and that's DjMasterTc
tc
x's and o's back at 'ya, Greeny. I keep hoping they'll see this stuff back home, know I'm in trouble, and send the mother ship for me. So far it ain't working.:-)
Thanks, TC. Give me a heads up next time you haul out DjMasterTc. Sounds fun.:-)
Who knew? SJ a hip hoppin Rapper?
Next thing we know you'll be doing some opera ala Sills or Pavrotti.
I call myself "Candy Rapper" because decent folk are disappointed when they see me on the sidewalk.
Do you happen to know the story behind "Papa Oom Mau Mau? It just so happens I did a post about that in a post titled Papa Oom Mow Mow.
Puggy, better Candy Rapper than the Candy Yass I got tagged with a while back. LOL.
Mike, I did not know that story. LMAO!
Wreck Havoc.
I'm making that my rapper name.
I'm not into Rap, but that was as good as I've heard. When's the contract?
That makes a great rapper name, LBB.:-)
I've never been into rap, either, Steve. Rut-row, could this be what they mean by second childhood? LOL.
why does that chorus remind me of the old song..bird bird bird, bird is the word?
tc
Sorry should I be Laughing?????????
They do sound very much alike, TC. I'm not sure whether the same group did both songs.
I make some people laugh and some people cry, Queenie, depending on the day of the week and the phase of the moon -- and how well my nails are done.
What I always tell people is that rap is 3/4 crap, 3 of the 4 letters. I don't like rap, there's no music in their voice. Gimme singing. Give me a song. Give me a song with a story. Don't try to give any Billy Joel, he likes his with 30+ uses of 3 or 4 words, and couldn't write real songs, if his life depended on it. He caused me to not listen to any music for 10 years. Give me some Dave Matthews Band, anytime. DMB rocks.
I can't stand rap, either, Charles, but I do purely love DMB.:)
I just had to do this one...from now on I demand to be called "Dr. D"! ;)
LOL, Dr. D.:)
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